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Woke up with a pimple on my dick
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I woke up today with a pimple on my dick, a decent size white head, what the fuck? This is the first time ever to get a pimple on my dick is this normal? For the sake of it, I popped it... hopefully it wil learn its lesson and not grow back.,

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pours get clogged sometimes. no big deal. wash yo dick!

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Okay good, n i do wash it but w.e =/

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ive had one before, dont even trip.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #3]
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It could be a mild version of an STD, no joke. Have you fucked any strange tale lately? If so, it could be these things that show up as pimples. But after you pop them, they stay there with a little crater where the initial whitehead was and around it is a red bump.

If this happens to you, see a doctor if it doesn't go away.

I fucked a hamster once and caught the shit, no joke.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Well, I did stick my dick in a speaker hole to see if it would immitate a vagina. But i dont see the speaker having STD's? Was only 1 pimple i dont think that a Std would only have 1 pimple, 2 minimum.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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fucking herpes man. nasty.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #5]
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dick pimples are very satisfying to pop

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Possibly HPV, something I'm dealing with now. But probably just a dick pimple. But if it is HPV, color yourself stoked. It's the best STD to have, if you've got the kind that gives you bumps. It doesn't have any adverse health effects (the one that causes cancer isn't usually the one with the warts, and vice versa), the symptoms are easily treated with a liquid medicine you apply externally, and the virus usually just disappears after a while. Victory!

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Yah HIV or herpies.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #8]
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herpies.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #9]
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ingrown hair, pretty much a big ass pimple

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #10]
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You got the herpes man.

:feelsbadman:

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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stay away from the glory holes bro

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You sure it was a pimple? :oogieboogie:

I got a tick on my dick before.  Right in the head.

When I pulled the tick off, the head stayed.

I ended up with a tick head in my dick head. True story.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
dick pimples are very satisfying to pop



yes they are, seriously though dont pop for a few days! otherwise much pain will be inflicted. go to the beach or wash it with salt water

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #14]
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yeah i think it was just a pimple i popped it and its healing and going away :P I was worried though. It was on the base of the dick not the head that would be creepy.

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Well, I did stick my dick in a speaker hole to see if it would immitate a vagina. But i dont see the speaker having STD's? Was only 1 pimple i dont think that a Std would only have 1 pimple, 2 minimum.



I fucked your speaker the other day.

Sorry

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
It could be a mild version of an STD, no joke. Have you fucked any strange tale lately? If so, it could be these things that show up as pimples. But after you pop them, they stay there with a little crater where the initial whitehead was and around it is a red bump.

If this happens to you, see a doctor if it doesn't go away.

I fucked a hamster once and caught the shit, no joke.



How does one fuck a hamster?  :sheeplove: :shocked2:

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Re: Woke up with a pimple on my dick [Re: Anonymous #16]
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1. Get hamster
2. Whip out dick.
3. Insert dick in Hamster.

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