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Anonymous #1
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Passed out drunk, woke up naked...
#7407429 - 09/14/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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so i was at my buddy's house... got drunk... he told me to sleep on his couch instead of going home... i wake up at 7:30 the next morning to "hey man you should put your clothes back on before my little sister wakes up"... turns out I had stripped myself naked in my drunken sleep... and seeing as how school starts at 7:30, on any given day there would have been an 8 year old girl waking up at 7 to get ready for school... Thank god she or their mom didn't wake up because i would have mentally scarred either of the two...
Anyways.. i was really embarrassed and realized that i should stop drinking a fifth of crown every night with a 6 pack of expensive beer to chase it... fuckin pizza delivery tips make me think i'm king of the world when i'm really just a broke alcoholic...
when you wake up naked on one of your best friend's couches, and there's no possible way you had sex the night before, and can't even remember having a sex dream... you know you should slow down your drinking, because something is obviously wrong...
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7407451 - 09/14/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I so want to know who you are...
but i can best you.
I got piiiiisssssssss fucking drunk one night. I staggered to bed and woke up a couple hous later. I guess i went to the bathroom or something. I guess after i took my piss i started to go back to bed, but my girls father had just got up so the light was on in his room.
Me like a fucking plastered moth i guess just 'went to the light'
I woke up to my girl shaking me. I had fucking crawled into the foot of my girlfriends parents bed!!!
My girls mom was in hysterics, she was laughing so hard.
GOD. I felt SOOOO fucking stupid I was just like "How in the FUCK!?"
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7407479 - 09/14/07 02:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only woke up naked with my cousin once! I think she played with herself while we were drunk on all the family's booze. I don't think we did anything together, but fuck if I care.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7407557 - 09/14/07 03:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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once i woke up naked in a tent full of my own piss and vomit, drinking isnt cool
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7407572 - 09/14/07 03:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah...I've 'gone to the light' and wound up in other people's beds before too
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7407581 - 09/14/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey man atleast you didnt wake up naked on the couch with your best friend
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7407588 - 09/14/07 03:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: yeah...I've 'gone to the light' and wound up in other people's beds before too
that first semi sober thought as you open your eyes and realize where you are is classic.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7407966 - 09/14/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got ya' beat too. Cheap tequila + Cheap Votka + Cheap Rum = Waking up naked because you shit yourself on your friends couch.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7408014 - 09/14/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't beat those but I remember waking up naked once and seeing a wall I didn't recognize and feeling another naked body behind me. All I could think was "Please God let this be my husband!" And it was!
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7408945 - 09/14/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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well at least you woke up naked in the same country that you started drinking in.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7409003 - 09/14/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Indeed, worse things have happened. I know a guy who got plastered one night and decided there was no way he could make it home. So he leapt into the back of a taxi and demanded a ride home. Only trouble was it turned out to be an LAPD cruiser. He got his ass kicked and woke up in the drunk tank with a fractured wrist.
Hehe, oh those LAPD cops, they sure do treat you like a king.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7409651 - 09/14/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Once i passed out standing up while i was walking home from a party on this gravel path in a very shady neighborhood. Luckily my friends happened to run into me passed out on the ground and carried me home I woke up in my bed with a broken nose and gravel stuck in my face and no recollection of it happening
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7409766 - 09/14/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My friend woke me up naked on a toilet.Its funny how many people get naked when there drunk
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7410867 - 09/14/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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What good are clothes anyway, so long as it isn't freezing?
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7411463 - 09/14/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not really passed out, but really far gone on diazepam and weed. I was living at my girlfriends house at the time and I was awake at 2:00am. I took some nitrous hits at the computer while wanking off...
heard the door open next to me and saw the face of my girlfriends mom. She looked horibly freaked out. I don't blame her either.
I appologized for waking them up in the morning, but they both played dumb to the situation. And they have never brought it up since, I ended up marrying that girlfriend of mine
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7414770 - 09/15/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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woke up naked in a huge sail boat with some 50 year old dude trying to hump me.
woke up naked in some guys bed - he looked like my friend that i went out with. must have gotten confused and thought the guy was my friend.
woke up naked in a strange hotel room while staying in montreal.
I can't count how many times i've woken up at home in my bed with no idea how i got there.
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