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Passed out drunk, woke up naked...
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so i was at my buddy's house... got drunk... he told me to sleep on his couch instead of going home... i wake up at 7:30 the next morning to "hey man you should put your clothes back on before my little sister wakes up"... turns out I had stripped myself naked in my drunken sleep... and seeing as how school starts at 7:30, on any given day there would have been an 8 year old girl waking up at 7 to get ready for school... Thank god she or their mom didn't wake up because i would have mentally scarred either of the two...

Anyways.. i was really embarrassed and realized that i should stop drinking a fifth of crown every night with a 6 pack of expensive beer to chase it... fuckin pizza delivery tips make me think i'm king of the world when i'm really just a broke alcoholic...

when you wake up naked on one of your best friend's couches, and there's no possible way you had sex the night before, and can't even remember having a sex dream... you know you should slow down your drinking, because something is obviously wrong...

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I so want to know who you are...


but i can best you.

I got piiiiisssssssss fucking drunk one night. I staggered to bed and woke up a couple hous later. I guess i went to the bathroom or something. I guess after i took my piss i started to go back to bed, but my girls father had just got up so the light was on in his room.

Me like a fucking plastered moth i guess just 'went to the light'

I woke up to my girl shaking me. I had fucking crawled into the foot of my girlfriends parents bed!!!

My girls mom was in hysterics, she was laughing so hard.

GOD. I felt SOOOO fucking stupid :nonono: I was just like "How in the FUCK!?"

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Only woke up naked with my cousin once!
I think she played with herself while we were drunk on all the family's booze. I don't think we did anything together, but fuck if I care.

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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once i woke up naked in a tent full of my own piss and vomit, drinking isnt cool

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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yeah...I've 'gone to the light' and wound up in other people's beds before too  :lol:

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Hey man atleast you didnt wake up naked on the couch with your best friend :rotfl:

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
yeah...I've 'gone to the light' and wound up in other people's beds before too  :lol:


that first semi sober thought as you open your eyes and realize where you are is classic. :lol:

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I got ya' beat too.  Cheap tequila + Cheap Votka + Cheap Rum = Waking up  naked because you shit yourself on your friends couch.:thumbup:

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I can't beat those but I remember waking up naked once and seeing a wall I didn't recognize and feeling another naked body behind me. All I could think was "Please God let this be my husband!" And it was!

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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well at least you woke up naked in the same country that you started drinking in.

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Indeed, worse things have happened. I know a guy who got plastered one night and decided there was no way he could make it home. So he leapt into the back of a taxi and demanded a ride home. Only trouble was it turned out to be an LAPD cruiser. He got his ass kicked and woke up in the drunk tank with a fractured wrist.

Hehe, oh those LAPD cops, they sure do treat you like a king. :lol:

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Once i passed out standing up while i was walking home from a party on this gravel path in a very shady neighborhood. Luckily my friends happened to run into me passed out on the ground and carried me home :lol:I woke up in my bed with a broken nose and gravel stuck in my face and no recollection of it happening

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My friend woke me up naked on a toilet.Its funny how many people get naked when there drunk

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #12]
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What good are clothes anyway, so long as it isn't freezing?

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Not really passed out, but really far gone on diazepam and weed. I was living at my girlfriends house at the time and I was awake at 2:00am. I took some nitrous hits at the computer while wanking off...

heard the door open next to me and saw the face of my girlfriends mom. She looked horibly freaked out. I don't blame her either.

I appologized for waking them up in the morning, but they both played dumb to the situation. And they have never brought it up since, I ended up marrying that girlfriend of mine

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Re: Passed out drunk, woke up naked... [Re: Anonymous #14]
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woke up naked in a huge sail boat with some 50 year old dude trying to hump me.

woke up naked in some guys bed - he looked like my friend that i went out with. must have gotten confused and thought the guy was my friend.

woke up naked in a strange hotel room while staying in montreal.

I can't count how many times i've woken up at home in my bed with no idea how i got there.

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