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Anonymous #1

Gf tricked me

#12299341 - 03/30/10 01:19 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I knew there was something wrong... She told me she just wasnt feeling well. Now i also have a yeast infection. That bitch. :feelsbadman:

:feelsbadman:

And the pharmacy is already closed where i live so i can only buy cream tomorrow. :feelsbadman:

:feelsbadman:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#12299448 - 03/30/10 01:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I haz shroomz on my cock, suckers :awedance:

:awedance:

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Anonymous #2

Re: Anon

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#12299517 - 03/30/10 01:45 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbdown:

to her, she fuckin knew OP, better have a lil talk UPCLOSE!!!

Edited by Anonymous (03/16/12 11:01 AM)

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Anonymous #3

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#12300052 - 03/30/10 03:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

don't you mean, better DSHSB?

yeast don't grow there son.

god i hope not at least

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Anonymous #4

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#12300112 - 03/30/10 03:24 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:

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Anonymous #5

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#12300314 - 03/30/10 03:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeasty butthole, lol

anyways #1 go get some cranberry juice and drink it like crazy - get a couple bottles (with no added sugar) drink it constantly and drink water constantly too

it will help the shard pees go away

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Anonymous #6

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#12300573 - 03/30/10 04:44 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

shes fuckin someone else bro.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#12300634 - 03/30/10 04:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

get some cranberry juice (no sugar added) and drink it like crazy - drink it constantly

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Anonymous #7

.

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#12301063 - 03/30/10 06:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #7]
#12301079 - 03/30/10 06:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

shes fuckin someone else bro.

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Anonymous #9

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#12301290 - 03/30/10 06:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

lol i give my girl yeast infections sometimes.
i'm uncircumcised and if i don't clean it off right after sex, shit gets a brewin' under there. the yeast from her cooter treats my wang like a peetry dish of sorts and i give it right back to her.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#12301372 - 03/30/10 07:01 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:puke:

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Anonymous #10

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#12301490 - 03/30/10 07:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like someone has the crabs! ill get the seasoning

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Anonymous #9

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #10]
#12301598 - 03/30/10 07:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

crabs? you're an idiot!

but if i rub some of the 'cheese' off into some sugary juice i have booze in like no time at all. pretty nifty if you ask me. :naughty:

:naughty:

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Anonymous #8

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#12301802 - 03/30/10 08:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeasty moonshine. nice.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#12303793 - 03/31/10 06:32 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #9 said:

lol i give my girl yeast infections sometimes.
i'm uncircumcised and if i don't clean it off right after sex, shit gets a brewin' under there. the yeast from her cooter treats my wang like a peetry dish of sorts and i give it right back to her.

Same reason i got it from her.
Yeast infection is not considered an STD just because it is so rare that men contract it. However i have learned something important i want to share with you guys. Make the girl shower before u fuck her and shower yourself after as well :awesome:

:awesome:

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Anonymous #2

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#12303870 - 03/31/10 07:09 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

WTF, some of you are dirty nasty fuckers, quite literally.

If either you or your girl aren't clean, that's just nasty.

Douche for women, showers or washclothes for guys.

Seriously, why don't more women use douche after sex???

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Anonymous #9

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#12304792 - 03/31/10 11:06 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

lol @ #2!!

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Anonymous #5

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #7]
#12305024 - 03/31/10 11:46 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

shes fuckin someone else bro.

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

shes fuckin someone else bro.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Gf tricked me

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#12305027 - 03/31/10 11:46 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

shes fuckin someone else bro.

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

shes fuckin someone else bro.

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