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Anonymous #1

The biggest age gap in someone you fucked??
    #7418918 - 09/17/07 06:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

What is it for you ??

Any guys fucked a girl 20+ years older?


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Anonymous #2

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7418956 - 09/17/07 07:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I dunno the exact age difference on this one, but I slept with a prostitute once that was around my mother's age (which woulda certainly put her up near the 20+ mark)


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Anonymous #3

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7418989 - 09/17/07 07:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

14 yrs difference


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Anonymous #4

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7418994 - 09/17/07 07:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm trying to fuck a chick 14 years different... 14 years younger!

BOO YAH!


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Anonymous #3

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7418997 - 09/17/07 07:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No I'm the chick, he was 14 yrs. younger.


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Anonymous #5

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7419003 - 09/17/07 07:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

16 years


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Anonymous #6

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7419093 - 09/17/07 08:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:crochunterbaby:


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Anonymous #7

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7419096 - 09/17/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

36 years... and I'm a girl.


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Anonymous #2

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7419127 - 09/17/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:crochunterbaby:



:rofl:


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Anonymous #8

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7419153 - 09/17/07 09:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i hooked up with a chick that was 19 years older than me, and only 3 years younger than my mom.

the oldest age discrepency was 14 years for fucking.


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Anonymous #9

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7419232 - 09/17/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

fucked a girl 6 years younger than me and also got with a girl 6 years older too


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Anonymous #10

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7419345 - 09/17/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

current gf is 7 years older then me.


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Anonymous #11

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7419377 - 09/17/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked Bea Arthur in a burger king bathroom. She's pretty old.


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Anonymous #12

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7419450 - 09/17/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lolz.

I fuxxed Mother Earth. She's 4.5 billion and I'm 22.


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Anonymous #13

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7419662 - 09/17/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I was 43 or 44...

and she was 27...

= 16 or 17 years difference.


we didn't have much in common...

but she was a great fuck toy though!~

:grin:


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Anonymous #14

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7419705 - 09/17/07 01:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i was 20, she was 36... so 16 years.


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Anonymous #15

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7419964 - 09/17/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hey guys 22 yo male here, the other night at this crack den I got drunk and fucked me a hot ass bitch in the ASS

she was like 20 years younger then me she was hardcore she'd sniff a whole 8 ball in one line and then suck my COCK


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Anonymous #16

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7420018 - 09/17/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you fucked a coke-sniffin' two-year-old in the ass...

sure :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #17

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7420054 - 09/17/07 03:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i got one that was 26 when i was 16. Used the old
"my parents are evil, i'm homeless, and have no place to go tonight"


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Anonymous #2

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7420243 - 09/17/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
you fucked a coke-sniffin' two-year-old in the ass...

sure :rolleyes:



exactly what I was thinking!  :lol:


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Anonymous #18

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7420250 - 09/17/07 03:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he meant 'older'?
I've gotten a blowjob from a 50-year-old hooker.
It was a good blowjob, too.


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Anonymous #19

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7420451 - 09/17/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

5 months.


Ha!


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Anonymous #20

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7439449 - 09/22/07 06:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

24 at age 15. I'm male. We look the same age.

Eight years and nine months difference. Long term relationship that is still going after a few years.


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Anonymous #21

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7439503 - 09/22/07 06:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My gf is 9 older than me.


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Anonymous #22

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7441930 - 09/22/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked my landlord at a house where I rented a room. She lived there with a few other roommates. By looking at her I guessed she was a fit 32-35 y/o. Crazy wiccan hippy chick. She was going to pay me for a few errands but didn't end up paying me with cash... Found out later she was 46. Anyways, long story short I was 18, so 28 years


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Anonymous #23

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7442526 - 09/23/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

19 years older... same age as my biological parents, hahahaha!!


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Anonymous #24

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7444033 - 09/23/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I took an older lady from a bar home one night. Must have been in her late fifties and I was around 25. My cousin and I did a train on her. I was horny.


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Anonymous #25

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7444582 - 09/23/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a grandma, she was like 45ish when i was 20 or 21.

i rocked her world.


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Anonymous #26

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7450454 - 09/25/07 03:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a homeless hooker who was 45+. I used to drink alot. Long story short she kept buying me more and more beer. I woke up next to her with duecers everywhere and a half empty plate of 711 nachos.

not fun.

I almost fucked a 15 year old. Im 18. Made out with her a bunch, licked her nipples and dryhumped her.

I would prefer fucking 15-18 year olds.


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Anonymous #27

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7453706 - 09/25/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I fucked a homeless hooker who was 45+. I used to drink alot. Long story short she kept buying me more and more beer. I woke up next to her with duecers everywhere and a half empty plate of 711 nachos.

not fun.

I almost fucked a 15 year old. Im 18. Made out with her a bunch, licked her nipples and dryhumped her.

I would prefer fucking 15-18 year olds.




eww, you had a STD check up?


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Anonymous #28

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7456438 - 09/26/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nothin too crazy. Most of the girls have been my age... I did hook up with a girl that was 3 years younger than me. Could have been considered statutory at the time, luckily she was cool and turned 18 a few months later.

I am eyeballing a girl now that just turned 19... and I'm 23. Not sure how that one makes me feel.


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Anonymous #29

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7457792 - 09/26/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Im 23 and fooled around with a 53 year old. When i was 18 i fucked a 45 year old.


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Anonymous #30

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11392655 - 11/05/09 05:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

you people are sick get help


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Anonymous #31

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #11392709 - 11/05/09 05:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
you people are sick get help




Couldn't have said it better.


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Anonymous #32

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #11395227 - 11/06/09 12:10 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

15 years older than me (I am in my 20s)


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Anonymous #33

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #11396116 - 11/06/09 06:59 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Well this one time my buddy from the office got evicted. So he moved in with his grandma and her roommates (he told me he was living with a bunch of hot chicks). Well one day they found his weed and made tea with it, not knowing what it was. Long story short they were high as kites and we had a party there. I ended up fucking this like 50 year old chick who lived there... apparently she once gave charlie Chaplin a handjob.


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Anonymous #14

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #11396221 - 11/06/09 07:26 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
you people are sick get help




you bumped a 2 year old thread just to be a judgmental prick?

:facepalm:


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Anonymous #34

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11396229 - 11/06/09 07:27 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

9 years older. He's the best, too.


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Anonymous #35

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #11396237 - 11/06/09 07:31 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

7 years older than me. I prefer younger though.


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Anonymous #36

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11396251 - 11/06/09 07:34 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
you people are sick get help




you bumped a 2 year old thread just to be a judgmental prick?

:facepalm:



ya what does this fag think hes doing? :facepalm:


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Anonymous #35

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #11396255 - 11/06/09 07:35 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

He's probably the same guy who bumped a 2 year old thread about hypothetically sucking dick for $100,000.


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Anonymous #37

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #11397112 - 11/06/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)



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Anonymous #38

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #11411269 - 11/08/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

2 months older than me........ :smile:


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Anonymous #39

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #11411324 - 11/08/09 01:38 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

when i was 15 i fucked a 33 year old and in the same year i went out with a 18 year old


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Anonymous #40

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #11411428 - 11/08/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
Well this one time my buddy from the office got evicted. So he moved in with his grandma and her roommates (he told me he was living with a bunch of hot chicks). Well one day they found his weed and made tea with it, not knowing what it was. Long story short they were high as kites and we had a party there. I ended up fucking this like 50 year old chick who lived there... apparently she once gave charlie Chaplin a handjob.




:lol:

What's up, Jeff?


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Anonymous #41

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #11413424 - 11/08/09 07:06 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I dug up this body that had to be at least 100 years old and skull fucked the shit out of it.


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Anonymous #42

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #11415720 - 11/09/09 12:14 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #41 said:
I dug up this body that had to be at least 100 years old and skull fucked the shit out of it.



Crack open a cold one!  :highfive:


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Anonymous #43

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #42]
    #11416024 - 11/09/09 01:08 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I totally would have had sex with my old boss. There was something very special between us. I was 20 and he was 50. Thirty years older than me and a very sexy man. I'm still a little sad it didn't happen.


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Anonymous #44

Re: The biggest age gap in someone you fucked?? [Re: Anonymous #43]
    #11416551 - 11/09/09 03:22 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

when me and my girl current got together i was 26 she was 41
when i got with my ex wife i was 23 she was 42



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