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Fortunately, Unfortunately
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The way this work is I'll start a sentence with fortunately and someone has to start the next one with unfortunately, and then the next one fortunately, ad infinitum.

EXAMPLE:

Fortunately, I have a torpedo to defeat the ninja squid.

Unfortunately, the ninja squid also has a flamethrower

Fortunately, I'm under water...

GO!


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Unfortunately I forgot to bring my towel.


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: deCypher]
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fortunately i grew one from the rocks.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
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Unfortunately I can't find it because I'm blind


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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Frost]
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fortunately i bought a new pair from the nearest homeless man.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
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unfortunately he puked on me


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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
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fortunately, I have a napkin.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: badchad]
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Unfortunately, it was already dirty.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately *DELETED* [Re: deCypher]
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Greendreams]
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Unfourtunately it was a dollar bill.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
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fortunately we live in a world where a dollar is a dollar.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
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Unfortunately I had a dollar and zero sense.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Greendreams]
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Unfortuantely the magic box had a big black dildo in it


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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Frost]
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Fortunately we sold the black dildo to a ghetto hooker for $10 and made profit

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: feifen]
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Unfortunately the big black dildo was used and had insta-AIDS on it causing the ghetto hooker to die a violent death


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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

Edited by Frost (02/14/10 07:53 PM)

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: feifen]
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Unfortunately I'm too slow to play this game.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
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Fortunately I was able to display a hint of irony. Twice.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
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Unfortunately I was talking to myself while the cops were running DNA tests to see who had handled the big black dildo.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: deCypher]
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Fortunately, the AIDs came from an ex-girlfriend and not me.

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