I was playing chess with a friend when I was all fucked up on a drinkin binge and told him I was gonna fuck his girfriend. I knew the second I saw her the day before I'd soon be fucking her.
Later that night, we're at a bar with friends and his girlfriend shows up and he starts to try and embarrass me with what I said, but before he could even waste my time with that nonsense, I told her that I told him that I was gonna fuck you. She asks me with anticipation on her face "are you serious" right in front of him. Fuckin priceless.
Right then I knew I was gettin some of that. And I did. He crashed at my place and when he woke up he walked into my room and saw us sleeping. I thought it was go time. But he just left. I felt like a dick. But.....
I fucked her for a few months. Me and my friend would even joke about it. He told my girlfriend what I did, like I could even give half a fuck. Told him he could fuck her if he wanted to. I don't care. She got pissed. I'm such an asshole.
Then he got another girlfriend. Fucken dumbass. I almost fucked that one to. If he would have left and got beer like I/we wanted him to, my cock would have been in that little snatch.
And we're still friends. That was the name of the game back then, 20 years ago. Ahhhhh the good ole days. Nothin personal just pussy.
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