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Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her
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Title says it all really.I'm fucking stupid-never meant for it to happen,but the girl's really cute and we get on really well...the usual excuses.
Funny part is I honestly only popped over to see she was alright after the break up too. :facepalm:

oh,and obviously I'm not single too.Just to add to the complexity of this little sitcom stupidity.
And obviously,as Fate would play his hand in causality,they'll find out eventually.

What a muppet.  :muppet:

Thing is,a couple of years back,there was all kinds of a  :shitstorm: when I stupidly stuck my dick into another mates ex.at least I was single then,but I mean c'mon!You think I wouldve learnt!! But oh :nonono:

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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shes alive, you aren't a muppet.

but let me tell you this

shes fuckin somebody else bro

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #2]
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you should be more like me and stick your dick into more of your friends soon to become ex gfs, not the already ex ones

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
shes alive, you aren't a muppet.

but let me tell you this

shes fuckin somebody else bro



and he

DSHSB

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Funny part is I honestly only popped over to see she was alright after the break up too. :facepalm:





hahahaha :bullshit:

you can write that and you can read it if it makes you feel better, but you know you had the sex on your mind.:yesnod:

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Funny part is I honestly only popped over to see she was alright after the break up too. :facepalm:





hahahaha :bullshit:

you can write that and you can read it if it makes you feel better, but you know you had the sex on your mind.:yesnod:



exactly what I thought when I read that.

OP you were just trying to be the nice guy, huh? mr. sensitive ponytail guy?

whatever gets you past dicking over your friend I guess. :lol:

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Your screwed man learn to keep your dick in your pants!
My buddy did this to me a while back i almost shot him if he hadnt of got down on his knees and begged for forgiveness i think i would have.
You should really tell you mate and get it out in the open before he finds out and feels really betrayed.

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I was playing chess with a friend when I was all fucked up on a drinkin binge and told him I was gonna fuck his girfriend. I knew the second I saw her the day before I'd soon be fucking her.

Later that night, we're at a bar with friends and his girlfriend shows up and he starts to try and embarrass me with what I said, but before he could even waste my time with that nonsense, I told her that I told him that I was gonna fuck you. She asks me with anticipation on her face "are you serious" right in front of him. Fuckin priceless.

Right then I knew I was gettin some of that. And I did. He crashed at my place and when he woke up he walked into my room and saw us sleeping. I thought it was go time. But he just left. I felt like a dick. But.....

I fucked her for a few months. Me and my friend would even joke about it. He told my girlfriend what I did, like I could even give half a fuck. Told him he could fuck her if he wanted to. I don't care. She got pissed. I'm such an asshole.

Then he got another girlfriend. Fucken dumbass. I almost fucked that one to. If he would have left and got beer like I/we wanted him to, my cock would have been in that little snatch.

And we're still friends. That was the name of the game back then, 20 years ago. Ahhhhh the good ole days.

Nothin personal just pussy.

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #8]
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you're such a great friend
and you're so cool

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #9]
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That's just how it was back then. Dog eat dog and we all knew it. It's even happened to me. Oh well. If he'd have fucked one of my girlfriends it wouldn't have mattered to me. I had lots of them. I'd even tell girls I'm just in this for the sex.

Tell a girl that and she'll never want to leave you. Can you say "STALKERS" So I quit saying that.

Married women are the fucking worst ever. DO NOT FUCK MARRIED SLUTS. You've been warned.

Edited by Anonymous (02/13/10 12:08 AM)

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #8]
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you suck man

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Would you be sayin no to easy pussy that's ready to go??? I think not. Bein a slut was great fun.

Besides, it was 20 years ago. I been a good boy for the last 13 years. Shit got to risky. Too much shit to catch and gettin some dumb cunt pregnant would be the worst fucking thing ever. I've gotten so fucking lucky.

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #10]
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yo my friend jus broke up with his ex,they went out for two years and if i ever wanted to have fun/not wack off in six months id do it proudfully.

a week for every month

anything less and they become a biiiiiitch

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #11]
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The longest I've gone out with a girl is about 6 months. If I'd have found a woman I thought was worthy, I'd have kept her.

Actually I've met a couple I liked, but I was nice to them and off they went. I should have stuck with my asshole ways if I wanted to keep a woman.

Treat one with respect and they lose all respect for you. What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #8]
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yea but dont girls that seem into stuff like that seem a lil boring/dramatic?

I could get stuck with a girl for her looks but im not putting up some puppet show for the rest of my life usually i just forget about them and they come back to me... and then forget about em' again

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #11]
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you still suck

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
you still suck




Your a whiny little bitch.

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #8]
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:andyistic:

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
:andyistic:




I know. I was gonna edit it. Then I thought, "These dumbfucks won't notice." Whoooops.

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Re: Shit,my housemate broke up with his girlfriend a week ago and I just fucked her [Re: Anonymous #1]
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shes fuckin someone else bro

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