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Anonymous #1

a janitor's rant

#11813666 - 01/12/10 09:12 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

all you fuckers who just piss nonchalantly all over the seat and the floor. and all you ladies who dont know how to use a tampon and just drip blood everywhere around the comode. and all you snot nosed motherfuckers who put your greasy ass prints all over the fucking windows, and all you cocksmoking inndians who miss the garbage can and leave it on the floor instead, and all you jackfucking children who stick your bubble gum on the wall instead of the fucking trash can, and all you unclefuckers who dont wipe your feet before you enter, and all you kikes who vomit and hten scurry away from the scene.... this message is for you.

I hate you.

but thanks for the job.

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Anonymous #2

Re: a janitor's rant

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11813681 - 01/12/10 09:16 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

notapillow?

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #2]
#11813693 - 01/12/10 09:18 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

is notapillow a janitor also?

if so then i salute you my brother. keep your head up.
even when your trudging through some middle schooler's undigested chickenmeal.

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Anonymous #3

Re: a janitor's rant

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11813853 - 01/12/10 09:49 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

OP, you suck dick and are pretty fucking stupid too.

you could, hmmmm, let see here.....get a better job? get a college degree maybe so you don't need to clean up jizz, shit and cunt blood?

just a thought.

Edited by Anonymous (01/12/10 10:06 AM)

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Anonymous #4

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[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11813915 - 01/12/10 10:01 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

a though? get a degree yourself champ.

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11813918 - 01/12/10 10:01 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Hey guess what, there are no fucking jobs.
hey guess what, i did go to college.
hey guess what, you are a piece of shit.
hey guess what, you are probably one of the people the OP was ranting at.

thanks for the job.

you dumb fuck.

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Anonymous #5

Re: a janitor's rant

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11813930 - 01/12/10 10:03 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

sucks to be you nerddddd

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11813932 - 01/12/10 10:04 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

maybe if you fuckers cleaned up after yer damn selves there would be no need for jobs like mine..

ohg wait you all are used to your fucking moms clenaing up after your asses.

typical

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #5]
#11813937 - 01/12/10 10:04 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

flush the toilet you lazy asshole.

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Anonymous #3

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[Re: Anonymous #4]
#11813949 - 01/12/10 10:06 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

a though? get a degree yourself champ.

there's a fine line between a typo and someone who cleans up shit for a living, fucktard.

hey, send your mother over here when you're done with her. i call sloppy 2nds.

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11813957 - 01/12/10 10:08 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

your whole life is a typo.

mr businessman

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Anonymous #3

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11813964 - 01/12/10 10:09 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

that's Mr. Businessman to you.

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11814015 - 01/12/10 10:18 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

acting like you never heard of a part time job before.

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Anonymous #3

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11814029 - 01/12/10 10:21 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

that's even worse.
cleaning up human waste for a lousy half paycheck.

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Anonymous #6

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[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11814233 - 01/12/10 11:05 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I thought Custodial Engineer was the proper term

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Anonymous #7

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11814493 - 01/12/10 12:05 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

See, I always squirted my DNA directly on the bathroom floor, to make you guys feel more appreciated. I want to make you feel like you're accomplishing something, you know?

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Anonymous #8

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[Re: Anonymous #7]
#11814636 - 01/12/10 12:34 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

i didnt goto college. I work with comps and have made an avg of 35k for the past 2 years. And im only 25. Must suck to graduate from college but be too stupid to get a good job. OP why are you complainging? thats your job dumb fuck. if we didnt do that you would have NO job.

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Anonymous #9

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11814654 - 01/12/10 12:36 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

I hate you.

but thanks for the job.

QFT. How much do you get paid, what are the hours, do you work alone? Doesn't seem like a terrible job for the lazy stoner.

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Anonymous #1

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[Re: Anonymous #9]
#11816857 - 01/12/10 05:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

its actually not at all.

10 bucks an hour and i work with one other person.

i just wish people would take two seconds out of the day to practice a little common decency

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Anonymous #10

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[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11817269 - 01/12/10 06:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I'm a janitor also and I second everything you said. I get my revenge though so it doesn't bother me that much. If those poor bastards only knew.

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