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Anonymous #1

Rant
    #7967024 - 02/01/08 10:41 PM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

For some reason women hate me.

I dunno why, it doesn't matter how I act I must just be stinking and ugly.

Its been 9 years now since I last got laid and she was a slut.

I wanna slit my wrists or go round punching people, this fuckin sucks.

No wonder people like me start taking heroin. I haven't tried it but I reckon lack of love causes peeps to do crazy shit.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7967029 - 02/01/08 10:44 PM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

yea i aint gettin none either. you arent alone. it sucks.

girls just seem to fuck with my head, and not in the good way.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7967066 - 02/01/08 10:55 PM (16 years, 1 hour ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

I wanna slit my wrists or go round punching people, this fuckin sucks.





^^^^ This is why

Women detect self-loathing a mile away.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7967311 - 02/02/08 12:18 AM (16 years, 35 minutes ago)

Do you go out and attempt to meet women? This could be a big part of your problem... either you aren't making much of an effort (in which case they'd have to be trying really hard to seek you out) or you're coming off as desperate.

I feel your pain man, it sucks not being with someone for a long time, but no one's going to be interested in you if you're giving off a strong "must get laid" or "must get involved in a serious relationship" sort of vibe. Just chill and try to meet some people. Key word being people, not women. A lot of guys think of women as a separate species and honestly, we're not. We get bored and lonely and horny just like you do. We can be heinous bitches sometimes, and we can be loving and accepting. It's possible to find true love and booty calls no matter who you are.

If you're just looking to get laid, my buddy who's a total womanizer has a technique perfected: be an asshole to everyone EXCEPT the girl you want, so she feels special.

Anyways, I wish you well man. :hug:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7967337 - 02/02/08 12:29 AM (16 years, 24 minutes ago)



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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968035 - 02/02/08 10:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:





:rofl2:  WTF was that


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Anonymous #5

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968070 - 02/02/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you want love you have to love yourself first.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7968213 - 02/02/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

most chicks dont' go for the junkie look.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968271 - 02/02/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Got two words for ya crack whore! They dont care what you look like or what you smell like All they want is a twenty.Dont slit your rist please. Punching a few people doesnt sound that bad


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Anonymous #8

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968299 - 02/02/08 11:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:





hahaha, that's great. he pulls it off really well

i bet he's a pretty cool guy


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Anonymous #8

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7968334 - 02/02/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i was right, that guy's videos are gold


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Anonymous #9

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968390 - 02/02/08 12:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

its a good thing the intornet has lots of porn. fuck women, i got mah intornet.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7968475 - 02/02/08 12:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i want to trip with that guy

confidence man, i'd say fuck a fat chick to get your confidence up


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Anonymous #11

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7968737 - 02/02/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dude...

get a nice hair cut, shit-shover-shave, get some new clothes. Look sharp and sophisticated but sexy and cool.

Just LOOK the best you can... seriously. Then look in the mirror and like what you see, then go out and meet some people. Be confident and just know that you have something magical that other people dont. Everybody has *something*. And I'm not talking abotu cheese-cock.


seduceandconquer.com

Payton Kane will save your life.. he IS the real life HITCH. No joke. Good luck buddy... dish out the cash too and take in everything this guy says because its all real.

Any shitbag can get ANY girl he wants. People say that oh women really arent that different... but they ARE. If you play the game, they are like a different species... like an animal... and like a good hunter does is just follow principles and gets his prey.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7968751 - 02/02/08 01:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:acslater: says:"SEDUCE & CONQUER"

I know this is the shit-talking, if you need help go somewhere else forum.. but Payton Kane will save your ass.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7969381 - 02/02/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you want love you have to love yourself first.




I don't wanna love myself though.

I HATE people that love their selves, having your head stuck up your ass is IMO the worst trait a human can have. I'd rather die than be one of those people.


I posted that you tube man to lighten up this thread. He made me laugh when I was feeling low.


I will check out that site, though I doubt it will help me.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7969389 - 02/02/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It didn't help,
its just another dude selling dreams for money.

I'm not that stupid.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7969524 - 02/02/08 04:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you want love you have to love yourself first.




I don't wanna love myself though.

I HATE people that love their selves, having your head stuck up your ass is IMO the worst trait a human can have. I'd rather die than be one of those people.






Loving yourself is NOT having your head stuck up your ass.

Hating everyone is having your head stuck up your ass.

With a shit attitude you're going to have a shit life, that's a guarantee.

Don't expect anything to change; as long as you resent the world around you, you're doomed.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7969682 - 02/02/08 05:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
its a good thing the intornet has lots of porn. fuck women, i got mah intornet.





qfmft

been all but 2 years for me

but then again i haven't made any effort at all in 2 years. actually, longer than that, since the last time i was gettin it regular came about half-accidentally anyway


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Anonymous #11

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970235 - 02/02/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It didn't help,
its just another dude selling dreams for money.

I'm not that stupid.




Yes you are.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7971968 - 02/03/08 07:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There's a big difference between loving yourself and thinking you are better than everyone else. THAT'S having your head up your ass.

I don't know what your hygiene is like but whoever said that is right on the money. I've seen some scummy guys complaining they couldn't get a woman. When they ask me for advice I have been known to tell them to take a freaking shower.

Get off the computer and get out there!


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Anonymous #5

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7972064 - 02/03/08 08:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you want love you have to love yourself first.




I don't wanna love myself though.

I HATE people that love their selves, having your head stuck up your ass is IMO the worst trait a human can have. I'd rather die than be one of those people.






Loving yourself is NOT having your head stuck up your ass.

Hating everyone is having your head stuck up your ass.

With a shit attitude you're going to have a shit life, that's a guarantee.

Don't expect anything to change; as long as you resent the world around you, you're doomed.




Exactly.

OP: You don't want to love yourself? That's lame. No wonder you can't get any. Who wants to be with someone who can't even learn to love themselves.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7972124 - 02/03/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So what am I suppossed to do?

Start acting like I'm the big man. Get some tattoos and go round telling everybody how good I am so that dumb girls believe in me?

Fuck that.

I just need to find a real person. Someone else thats looking through the charade.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7972510 - 02/03/08 11:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

awwwww man, you got it all wrong. we're just trying to help, dont jump to conclusions or put words in our mouths. if what your doing now isn 't working, then maybe its time you take in some advice.... listen! do you work out? do that, not only will you look better but you'll feel better. also, talk to random people. JUST TO TALK! even guys, even girls your not attracted to. just to be able to feel comfortable holding a convo. anywhere too. supermarkets rock. take some dancing classes. yoga. when you talk to not too attractive women and attractive women, dont just be like, liten you want to get together sometime? talk to them. thats it. walk away. after a while, then maybe start asking em out.
go out and fail at something that you know your going to fail at. like go in public and tell a crowd that your about to do a handstand (even though you've never even tried before) and just try and try. you knew that you were gonna fuck up, but you did it anyways. it hurts still though, for some reason. get used to failing and being rejected, see through the bullshit that people are perfect. once you got this shit down, start asking girls out. whats the worst that could happen? you get rejected? fuck it! you ask 150 girls out,10 say alright. 9 you meet up with, 1 gave you fake digits. out of those 9, you clicked with 3. in the end, you get laid by one.
many women dont like guys just staring at their boobs and body like a piece of meat. like i say, dont talk to a girl like you want to hit it, talk to her like you already have. you 'll start loving yourself and people will see that.
make sure to have females in your life that are strictly friends. its good to ask their advice. also, once you start maybe seeing girls, maybe, MAYBE casually mention something about your ex girl friend wont stop calling you, ya know, she wants you back. girls get JEALOUS. they 'll want you more.
most of all, love them. treat em right, doesnt mean buy em shit like flowers all the time, but fuck, if they're letting you stick something inside of em, you better make the bed, maybe make dinner, clean up, and caress them. doesnt mean you have to be all bf/ gf though. but treat em right, dig?


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7972956 - 02/03/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
So what am I suppossed to do?

Start acting like I'm the big man. Get some tattoos and go round telling everybody how good I am so that dumb girls believe in me?

Fuck that.





No! Jesus where do you get this twisted image of self-esteem? Let people do their own thing. Look for the good in people; there's some in everybody. If you focus on the bad, it's all you'll perceive. Let go of the idea that everyone is a prick. It's not true; it's just a cop-out to give yourself a tiny little ego boost.

If you keep answering your own questions with this cynical bullshit, nobody can help you.

Quote:

I just need to find a real person. Someone else thats looking through the charade.




Yeah yeah, everybody is phony but you... Nobody wants to be friends with a self-righteous asshole except other self-righteous assholes. Give other people a little bit of credit and you'll see people are decent for the most part. Surely you're no shining example of the kind of common decency you're looking for.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7975021 - 02/03/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

So what am I suppossed to do?

Start acting like I'm the big man. Get some tattoos and go round telling everybody how good I am so that dumb girls believe in me?

Fuck that.




No, you fucking idiot.

There's a difference between loving yourself and being an egocentric piece of horse shit.

Quote:

I just need to find a real person. Someone else thats looking through the charade.




Your real problem is that you're a self-centered piece of shit who thinks that he's better than everyone else.

Jesus.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7975278 - 02/03/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Payton Kane will save your life.. he IS the real life HITCH. No joke. Good luck buddy... dish out the cash too and take in everything this guy says because its all real.




Here is a summary of this technique:
1.) Go to a bar or club (or any other location that contains many drunk females).
2.) Hit on as many women as possible,
3.) Repeat every day for the rest of your life.
4.) Tell your friends you're an alpha-male that can get any chick he wants.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7976792 - 02/04/08 08:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

So what am I suppossed to do?

Start acting like I'm the big man. Get some tattoos and go round telling everybody how good I am so that dumb girls believe in me?

Fuck that.




No, you fucking idiot.

There's a difference between loving yourself and being an egocentric piece of horse shit.

Quote:

I just need to find a real person. Someone else thats looking through the charade.




Your real problem is that you're a self-centered piece of shit who thinks that he's better than everyone else.

Jesus.




:lol:

Exactly right.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7977112 - 02/04/08 10:07 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Not better,

just don't get along with people that don't think much.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7977146 - 02/04/08 10:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Not better,

just don't get along with people that don't think much.




Dude, you're hopeless...


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Anonymous #14

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7981408 - 02/05/08 02:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

your not hopeless, man. look at my long ass post a few up. its a lot, but its good advice, it is. go out their and get your dick wet


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Anonymous #3

Re: Rant [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7981571 - 02/05/08 07:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

He's hopeless as long as he stays bitter


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