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My Rant, Whats yours?
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I start dating this beautiful spunky girl, shes adventurous, exciting, and smart. I fall in love, give her my virginity, and everything is going great. Then I find out that I'm about her 50th... she apparently got around to everyone over the summer, I ignore it I'm in love. Then after about a couple months I realize... we never have sex  , turns out she has lost her sex drive since meeting me(the birth control she started taking around when we met). Then I begin having ED issues, yup I got chlamydia... yay! I still ignore it, I love her and she loves me, she didn't cheat on me. I just found out the chlamydia has probably made me sterile... she wants children. This is apparently going to be a big issue.

I love her so much, She has done nothing exactly wrong against me, I'm just tired of thinking of her past. I'm a jealous person, and this is just really hard for me to handle.

Fuck Me



... Your turn

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She did do something against you.  She had unsafe sex, and forgot to mention to you that she did that, and also that she hasn't been tested.

Those are two things that you have a RIGHT TO KNOW when you start banging someone.

You're probably not sterile.  Chlamidya is very treatable.  You have to take some giant pills 4 times a day for month and your fine.  Ditch your girlfriend, she's nothin but trouble.

Since you love her, it will probably take you a really long time to figure this out, but it's true.  You will agree one day I am sure.

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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she says she didn't have unsafe sex, she did get tested way back, apparently hers initially came back negative, and initial sperm motility tests on me show possible sterility.

She hasn't hidden anything from me, I'm just having a hard time knowing it. :frown:

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Man I may be following you into a similar situation.

Exteremly gorgeous, fun loving, really chill & down to earth girl who has been my friend for a couple years decides she's into me. She tells me i'm her soulmate.

I've always been interested in her but shes always "gotten around" too much for my liking. I feel like she's matured a lot in the past few months, especially after she did study abroad in Spain.

But then again, I could be totally deluding myself.

I might be preparing for a totally fucked up relationship...but she's way too awesome for me to pass up, so I'm going to do it anyway.

I may be an idiot.  :wow:

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Actually you only have to take 2 giant pills (that cost $40 total) once and its gone.

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i heard if you dip your dick in preoxide and bleach you can get chlamydia to go away as well plus it cost a lot less then 40 dollars

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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You have a pretty solid rant there, OP.

Mine - Motherfuckers owe me money. if they didn't, my savings goal would be fulfilled, and i'd be skydiving on weekends instead of wondering if i can really afford to go to a bar. If i dont get laid off this week, i stand to make a lot more money at work, but i still find it boring. i got laid for the first time in a year and a half 2 months ago, but haven't since then, i'm worried it will be another dry spell b/c im too stupid to pick up on when girls want me to fuck them. oh and i'm tired of college already, after only being back for two semesters of only 6 hours each term.

i just realized how happy i am that that trivial bullshit is all i have to complain about. good thread, best of luck OP.

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
You have a pretty solid rant there, OP.




I was hoping for someone to tell me its stupid, not validate it.... now I actually have to deal with it :/

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
You have a pretty solid rant there, OP.



I was hoping for someone to tell me its stupid, not validate it.... now I actually have to deal with it :/


the STD, the ED, possible sterility, and her lack of sex drive all suck. her fifty lovers vs. your virginity would be a non-issue without the aforementioned problems. jealousy = inconfidence, which is weak, but shes your first girl so you might get over it.

get treated for the disease, enjoy her until you figure out that she is cheating (or will) and move on. :wink:

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
... Your turn


Dude I have had all of those issues before. Most of them in my first relationship. About the std, at least be glad you are in a relationship and don't have to worry about spreading it to people. Go get treated, I had chlamydia and must have for a LONG time before I got diagnosed and I recently got the test back negative, so its a relatively curable one.

As far as the 50 sexual partners and ED is concerned, it sounds like you are putting way too much importance into sex. First of all, stop screwing every single day or it will just eventually seem like a task or chore that needs to be done every time.

Secondly, foreplay, can't say this enough. Relationships are about romance, sex is just the icing on the cake. If you just want good sex go get laid. If you love her, enjoy holding her and kissing her. If you spend a good hour with foreplay during sex you will probably have no problem with ED, again I used to have the same problem as you.

Just think like this: You are a guy, you probably would have banged a shitload of people had you had the possibility, why is it so bad when a chick is horney like that? If you really care about her you will be happy that she loves you and that she doesn't love anybody else.

Worrying about whether she is loyal or not will get you nowhere in a relationship. Maybe she is fucking around on you? Who fuckin cares man if she loves you she will stay with you and you guys will be happy, if not you guys won't work out and she will dump you some day. Don't worry about shit you will never be able to know for sure because you will just drive the relationship to suspicion and failure. Always assume she is loyal and take appropriate action if you find out otherwise. This is within reasonable terms however, as there are times where it is ok to be suspicious but just be conservative.

And for god's sake don't get suckered into the collective male pressure that you look like a pussy/tool for not being suspicious of her. Hopefully you guys will work out so think that way for now. If not, cross that bridge when its time, you do yourself absolutely nothing but doom the relationship if you worry

Edited by Anonymous (03/23/09 08:17 PM)

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I appreciate the concern, but you made a whole lot of wrong assumptions there.
I don't think your situation really applies to mine.

Edited by Anonymous (03/23/09 09:56 PM)

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Re: My Rant, Whats yours? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my rant all the haters on this board.

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