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Girlfriends underage
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She's gonna sneak me inside her house(n othr places) tonight, wit the rents home.

The underage part is just for added drama shes gonna be eighteen soon.

She's a cutie and i agreed to do this rather than having her come here cause its cold out n im bein a gentleman.


Ill be making sweet love all night while her parents lay asleep(hopefully) downstairs.


gotta admit im feelin a little :paranoid:


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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Better hope her parents don't wake up and call the police.


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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What's known as 25 to life....?


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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you's goin' to prison tonight!

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: pmb]
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pmb said:
Better hope her parents don't wake up and call the police.



being what my state calls a violent criminal......yea that'd be bad.


Sucks too cause im harmless, especially to this girl who i love and would fight to the death for to protect .

also no 25 to life in my state....tis legal


*edited for grammar


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Edited by Apostle (01/07/10 10:04 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Charles]
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I did the sneaking into the gfs house while her parents are home thing before.

Her dad was also a 250lb sack of douchebags. I was afraid that he was going to come downstairs with a shotgun and feed my body to his dogs.

But then she sucked my wiener and everything was alright :thumbup:


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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: markofthebeast]
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Also, OP how old are you?


You're not like some 38 year old dude sodomizing this young girl are you?


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They call me Mark

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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: pmb]
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pmb said:
Better hope her parents don't wake up and call the police.



I got a blowjob from a chick who's dad was a cop, we were in her room with
the door open, lights out, he was in the next room, he passed by a couple
of times to check up... the guy was in his 50's and actually turned out to
be an OK guy

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Prisoner#1]
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19


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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I was 16 when my boyfriend was 19. You will be okay!


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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Hologram said:
She's gonna sneak me inside her house(n othr places) tonight, wit the rents home.

The underage part is just for added drama shes gonna be eighteen soon.

She's a cutie and i agreed to do this rather than having her come here cause its cold out n im bein a gentleman.


Ill be making sweet love all night while her parents lay asleep(hopefully) downstairs.


gotta admit im feelin a little :paranoid:


:bowdown:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Poid]
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DUDE I am doing the same thing except I'm only a year older than my girl haha. Her dad is a cop, too. PARANOID AS SHIT

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: cudi]
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A year, so she is 17 and you are 18. Is that even considered illegal?


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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we need pics of her to determine if its worth it or not


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: TrippyHippie74]
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TrippyHippie74 said:
A year, so she is 17 and you are 18. Is that even considered illegal?



In some stupid-ass states, yes. :sadyes:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: fee]
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fee said:
we need pics of her to determine if its worth it or not



I second this.


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They call me Mark

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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Poid]
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In most states you can start doin the monster mash around 16 or so with people up to 2-4 years older


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Poid]
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WoW, thats crazzzy


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Apostle]
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If ya cant find a good one raise one! lol I am just kidding mostly.


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Re: Girlfriends underage [Re: Poid]
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Isn't there a law that allows underage relationships as long as both ages are within 3 years of each other? Then again every state is different :shrug:


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