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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
yogabunny said:
yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


i sense that because she is a stripper she's really trying to show me that just cause she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut. she might think i have some preconceived notions about strippers being trashy slutty people, which i don't but whatever. i don't mind taking things slow, because i like her, and sometimes holding off a bit does help the relationship and the eventual sex seem a bit more meaningful.


that doesn't make a lot of sense to me. how is her giving you head but not letting you go down on her taking it slow? i just don't think her 'shyness' down there has anything to do with wanting to take it slow since she's blown you. but what do i know?


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Lol@women giving advice on women
Like they know what they want.
:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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yeah i guess we should all listen to the men on that matter. :hansen:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Now you've got it!:thumbup:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: RazzleCap]
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RazzleCap said:
Personally, I just don't like being on the receiving end of oral. To be quite honest, it hurts, and not because my dude isn't gentle. Some women just don't like getting their vag's licked (come on man it just feels weird as hell, lol


:crazy::lol:

I've never had a girl say it felt weird.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: blissedout]
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I have a hard time getting off on oral, I have to be penetrated. I've only been with one guy who could get me off on oral alone. He would get me off, flip me over and then fuck me. We did that shit for hours. Amazing stuff :yesnod:


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: blissedout]
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she shy cos her vag is full of cigarette ends and syringes full of bleach.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: druqs]
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Your butt is full of lighter fluid  :mad:


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
Your butt is full of lighter fluid  :mad:



I can vouch for that. Now I piss fire.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Adden]
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i shit out children, and dvd box sets.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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She must have A STD


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Set]
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Set said:
self-conscious about the smell.



Occam's razor says this is the case.

More often than not axe-wounds are kinda stinky.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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:smirk: IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH    :smirk:

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
i shit out children, and dvd box sets.


Does anyone not shit them out? Those children... god I hate them.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: niteowl]
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dr_gonz said:
why would u date a stripper, butters?


niteowl said:
genital herpes


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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SillyBilly said:
Oh I completely understand where you are coming from, but that kind of shit is not going to happen on my brand new bed.
And I will be god damned if some bitch is going to spread her vagina germs all over my house and infect all my grows.


Have some fucking respect for the women, fucking degenerate.


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: hpi]
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hpi said:
SillyBilly said:
Oh I completely understand where you are coming from, but that kind of shit is not going to happen on my brand new bed.
And I will be god damned if some bitch is going to spread her vagina germs all over my house and infect all my grows.


Have some fucking respect for the women, fucking degenerate.



Q_Q
call the wahbulance.


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By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: hpi]
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:onfire:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: hpi]
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hpi said:
SillyBilly said:
Oh I completely understand where you are coming from, but that kind of shit is not going to happen on my brand new bed.
And I will be god damned if some bitch is going to spread her vagina germs all over my house and infect all my grows.


Have some fucking respect for the women, fucking degenerate.


hahahah


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: hpi]
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hpi said:
SillyBilly said:
Oh I completely understand where you are coming from, but that kind of shit is not going to happen on my brand new bed.
And I will be god damned if some bitch is going to spread her vagina germs all over my house and infect all my grows.


Have some fucking respect for the women, fucking degenerate.


hahahaha hpi you crack me up for some reason, oh wait its because I always picture you tweaked out pissed off and yelling degenerate at everyone but yourself :lol:


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