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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Shes on her period. Are your just not getting her wet enough.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
Be wary of the orgasm. Dated a chick for a while and we kinda had the same situation going on. she would go all out to pleasure me, but when it came my turn to return the favor she would either turn me down or stop me jsut before climax. then one day I was tired of it and was determined to get her off, so I started munching, and slurping, and twerking and fingering. All the wile her moans were getting louder and louder. Finally when she was about to cum she tried to stop me, but I just grabbed her legs and wedged my face into that vajajay so tight that a quief couldnt get out.

Well, low and behold there was a reason she didnt want to get off with me down there. She was a EPIC SQUIRTER. Needless to say, when the waterworks started to go off she didnt want to let me outa there. SO I was stuck, with a waterfall, no supersoaker 5000, no firehose of woman juice hosing down my face.

Try telling the doctor you got pnemonia from a squirter and see what hes got to say about that.


you lucky bastard

that kind of shit is awesome, but then i'm a bit of a pervert, but i love it when a woman really lets loose when she cums, it lets me know she's enjoying it

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
SmittysPawnShop said:
Be wary of the orgasm. Dated a chick for a while and we kinda had the same situation going on. she would go all out to pleasure me, but when it came my turn to return the favor she would either turn me down or stop me jsut before climax. then one day I was tired of it and was determined to get her off, so I started munching, and slurping, and twerking and fingering. All the wile her moans were getting louder and louder. Finally when she was about to cum she tried to stop me, but I just grabbed her legs and wedged my face into that vajajay so tight that a quief couldnt get out.

Well, low and behold there was a reason she didnt want to get off with me down there. She was a EPIC SQUIRTER. Needless to say, when the waterworks started to go off she didnt want to let me outa there. SO I was stuck, with a waterfall, no supersoaker 5000, no firehose of woman juice hosing down my face.

Try telling the doctor you got pnemonia from a squirter and see what hes got to say about that.


you lucky bastard

that kind of shit is awesome, but then i'm a bit of a pervert, but i love it when a woman really lets loose when she cums, it lets me know she's enjoying it


That shit is only awesome if you are in a inflatable pool or its in a porno. I would be so mad if some bitch sprayed all over my walls and my nice new bed.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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I would consider that being blessed with Holy Water.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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I dated a girl like that too, she was the horniest girl ive ever been with tho.. it seems like a common thing with nymphos..


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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i'd rather clean the walls every day and sleep on a rubber sheet then watch the woman i'm fucking go without an orgasam

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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SillyBilly said:
Charles said:
SmittysPawnShop said:
Be wary of the orgasm. Dated a chick for a while and we kinda had the same situation going on. she would go all out to pleasure me, but when it came my turn to return the favor she would either turn me down or stop me jsut before climax. then one day I was tired of it and was determined to get her off, so I started munching, and slurping, and twerking and fingering. All the wile her moans were getting louder and louder. Finally when she was about to cum she tried to stop me, but I just grabbed her legs and wedged my face into that vajajay so tight that a quief couldnt get out.

Well, low and behold there was a reason she didnt want to get off with me down there. She was a EPIC SQUIRTER. Needless to say, when the waterworks started to go off she didnt want to let me outa there. SO I was stuck, with a waterfall, no supersoaker 5000, no firehose of woman juice hosing down my face.

Try telling the doctor you got pnemonia from a squirter and see what hes got to say about that.


you lucky bastard

that kind of shit is awesome, but then i'm a bit of a pervert, but i love it when a woman really lets loose when she cums, it lets me know she's enjoying it


That shit is only awesome if you are in a inflatable pool or its in a porno. I would be so mad if some bitch sprayed all over my walls and my nice new bed.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
i'd rather clean the walls every day and sleep on a rubber sheet then watch the woman i'm fucking go without an orgasam


You are a gentlemen sir.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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I'm thinking she either has an std or she's just self-conscious about what she looks/tastes/smells like down there. I think you can rule out her being on her period, maybe I'm alone in this but I'll just kinda say "i can't.. it's that time", not make up some bs that i'm "shy".

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
i'd rather clean the walls every day and sleep on a rubber sheet then watch the woman i'm fucking go without an orgasam


Charles..bro...You eat bugs. I don't think you are thinking rationally.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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man, no, you just can't have good sex without a mess man

if it's not messy, you're doing it wrong

i want to have to air out the house, and sponge off the ceiling after a good fuck

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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steamer style ?


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Oh I completely understand where you are coming from, but that kind of shit is not going to happen on my brand new bed.
And I will be god damned if some bitch is going to spread her vagina germs all over my house and infect all my grows.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
i'd rather clean the walls every day and sleep on a rubber sheet then watch the woman i'm fucking go without an orgasam


:thumbup:

:ilold:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
man, no, you just can't have good sex without a mess man

if it's not messy, you're doing it wrong

i want to have to air out the house, and sponge off the ceiling after a good fuck




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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: starfire_xes]
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Some girls are just shy about their vagina's. Just like some guys are worried about how big there penis is.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
Be wary of the orgasm. Dated a chick for a while and we kinda had the same situation going on. she would go all out to pleasure me, but when it came my turn to return the favor she would either turn me down or stop me jsut before climax. then one day I was tired of it and was determined to get her off, so I started munching, and slurping, and twerking and fingering. All the wile her moans were getting louder and louder. Finally when she was about to cum she tried to stop me, but I just grabbed her legs and wedged my face into that vajajay so tight that a quief couldnt get out.

Well, low and behold there was a reason she didnt want to get off with me down there. She was a EPIC SQUIRTER. Needless to say, when the waterworks started to go off she didnt want to let me outa there. SO I was stuck, with a waterfall, no supersoaker 5000, no firehose of woman juice hosing down my face.

Try telling the doctor you got pnemonia from a squirter and see what hes got to say about that.



I wouldnt mind getting squirted in the face. Sounds like fun! lol

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
Deekay said:
yogabunny said:
yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


ive met girls who would just rather go without :shrug:. why beats the hell out of me too.



bet you a jolly rancher they were all under the age of 20.


you might be right :blush:

i guess i need to find me some older women  :naughty:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Deekay]
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haha.

good luck young grasshopper!


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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Personally, I just don't like being on the receiving end of oral. To be quite honest, it hurts, and not because my dude isn't gentle. Some women just don't like getting their vag's licked (come on man it just feels weird as hell, lol).

I'd say that, or she's shy about the smell?


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