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don't eat my pussy, i'm shy?
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i recently started seeing this girl. she's smoking hot (she's a stripper actually) and really cool. i like her a lot. anyways, we've been hanging out and fooling around quite a bit. we agreed to hold off on having sex for a little while so the relationship develops more substance, which is fine. i don't mind that at all.

something weird happened last night though. the other night she gave me a BJ so last night i tried to go down on her and return the favor, and she stopped me. i made it clear to her i was just going to eat her vajayjay, but i let it go for the moment until i was like "fuck it" and made moves to go down there again. she clamped her legs together and i said "what's wrong" so she says "i'm shy!" WTF? not too shy to suck my weiner, but too shy to receive oral sex? also, how the hell are you shy? you're a freaking stripper! a damn good one too! anyways, i just let it go and we made out some more and went to sleep.

i just thought it was the strangest excuse to turn down oral sex ever. she really likes me a lot and i know she intends to fuck me at some point, but what's going on down there that she doesn't want me to see? i hope she doesn't have a penis or something hahaha! i've never had a girl turn down oral sex from me, but there's a first time for everything i suppose. her reasoning confused me quite a bit though.

i just thought this was kind of funny, and decided to share it.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Probably on her period.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: deCypher]
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or has the herp.

:shrug:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: deCypher]
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yeah, that crossed my mind. most girls will just tell you that though. it's an automatic "get out of sex" card for women. also, i did have my hand down her pants at one point and i didn't see any blood. could be a very light period though.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: deCypher]
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Yeah probably her period or some nasty, smelly, infection...

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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god damn...i hope it's not something like that. i really like her. man, that would suck ass. :frown:

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Yeah I've heard that before.

Since she's a stripper it probably she probably isn't self-conscious about the looks (big lips, whatever), but most like is self-conscious about the smell.

Pretty common actually.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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genital herpes


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. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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This is not uncommon.  Many chicks are self conscious and some just don't enjoy it, or so I've been told.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: myco99]
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this thread = :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
genital herpes


NOOOOOOOO!!!

the smell thing actually crossed my mind as well. maybe some guy she dated told her her pussy stinks. the last guy she dated was a prick and i could see him saying something like that. that would give anybody a complex i think. being self concious about BO sucks a lot.

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. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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finger her and give it the sniff test, then report back to us

we're waiting


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Lol dating strippers is always a good idea.
Please keep us posted on the outcome of this.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Some girls are like that, It is insecurity. I, myself, would take it as a blessing and get more blowjobs. I don't know about you but licking a pussy has never made me cum.



On second thought she might have a stinky/diseased twitchit. :uhoh:  In that case, get more blowjobs.

Edited by cubicle (12/30/09 05:37 PM)

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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take a shower together next time and then see how she feels about it


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
niteowl said:
genital herpes


NOOOOOOOO!!!

the smell thing actually crossed my mind as well. maybe some guy she dated told her her pussy stinks. the last guy she dated was a prick and i could see him saying something like that. that would give anybody a complex i think. being self concious about BO sucks a lot.


don't worry once the outbreak has passed you'll be golden.
:borat:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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I'm afraid she is a he.

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