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Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries
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The book would contain several (10 or so) true short stories written by real life pimps from shady cities. Hopefully they would be humorous.. because i don't know about you but I find glamourous Pimp dudes incredibly lame but hilarious because they think they are the tits. It could be a NY bestseller.. seriously it could be called Diary of a pimp, the pimp diaries, or when the pen meets the pimp hand, etc.
A collection of heart wrenching tales fueled by gettin' that paper. Real Pimps, Real Stories, Real emotion. Wheas mah monayy beiitchh!

your thoughts..

This leads me to my next question are there any shroomerites who have actually dabbled in a little pimpage back in the day? maybe just a little?


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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That's actually a pretty funny concept.

I saw a documentary once that's pretty much about what you're going for. Wish I could remember the name.... anyone know?


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: Kiefish]
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American Pimp

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: today mylove]
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i need to watch that..


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: today mylove]
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todaymylove said:
American Pimp


Gracias.


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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in my whole life i never stole nothin
nothin' but a bitch's mind...

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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What makes you think that pimps are literate?

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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ThaiTea said:
This leads me to my next question are there any shroomerites who have actually dabbled in a little pimpage back in the day? maybe just a little?


please someone answer this with a yes

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: today mylove]
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coaster


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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ThaiTea said:
when the pen meets the pimp hand



:lolsy:


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: DrMambo]
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Ya know how every dealer isn't a scumbag just out to make gratuitous amounts of money and get bitches?

I wonder if there are any pimps who are actually respectful to women and who do it just to support their family. That would be a far more interesting read then listening to some punk bitch in a superman suit ramble about mind control :lol:


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: Kiefish]
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pimp,
Kiefish said:
Ya know how every dealer isn't a scumbag just out to make gratuitous amounts of money and get bitches?

I wonder if there are any pimps who are actually respectful to women and who do it just to support their family. That would be a far more interesting read then listening to some punk bitch in a superman suit ramble about mind control :lol:


yea the book would have stories from different types of pimps not just mean ones, for instance: sneezy pimp, sleepy pimp, bashful pimp, grumpy pimp, dopey pimp, Doc pimp, happy pimp.


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"I take comfort in the fact that my true purpose in life will make perfect sense mathmatically, but will be discovered through the construction of an avant garde art project done by a 6th grader with aspergers twenty years from today.


Could the presence of Junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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that American Pimp documentary is hilarious.

"I got my 1 inch nails there cauz thats all I'd do all day is peel money. peel money and touch bitches."

haha!


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThaiTea]
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I pimped internationally for some 20+ years but most recently have had an escort service based in Tijuana Mexico. I have started writing my book, but don't want to put it out there until I decide to retire. Owning an escort service at times can be more difficult than pimping, but at 55 I cannot catch like I once did so for the last 17 years I have been only working in the escort business.

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: Kiefish]
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Kiefish said:
Ya know how every dealer isn't a scumbag just out to make gratuitous amounts of money and get bitches?

I wonder if there are any pimps who are actually respectful to women and who do it just to support their family. That would be a far more interesting read then listening to some punk bitch in a superman suit ramble about mind control :lol:


Yeah you are going to get crucified if you publish a book making pimps look like heroes. It might work in a rap song because rap fans are stupid. I would not read a book sympathetic to human traffickers. You want to publish a candy coated version because what really happens is disgusting.

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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: my3rdeye]
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Pimps are almost all scum .


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: Moonshoe]
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My grandfather used to sell women.

It's just a job like anything else.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Horseshit troll post ^

Right livelihood

:buddha:


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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: Moonshoe]
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Not a troll post. Dopewhores and meth trafficking seem to go hand-in-hand.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Ok so I think I may have had a good idea: The Pimp Diaries [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Yeah but sAying pimping is a job just like any other is bullshit

Meth trafficking , human trafficking , murder for hire, deforestation , dumping waste , kidnapping = evil jobs

Grow some vegetables or build a house or something don't be a skeez


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