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OfflineMrBump
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Chasing a Fly Out of Your House
    #11409290 - 11/08/09 04:47 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I mean, I dont want to kill this thing.

It's loud and large (for a fly) and it's pissing me off just being near me.

I try to direct it out of the open screen door.

It doesn't take instruction very well. I would have sent 8 parakeets to their deaths by now.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
    #11409301 - 11/08/09 04:53 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Guide it with lights. Turn the lights on in each room until it goes into that room then turn the lights off and turn the ones on in the next room then just turn on any lights you have outside.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
    #11409328 - 11/08/09 05:12 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i usually don't like killing things.  like spiders or beetles that have wandered into my domicile are safe.  but for some reason flies receive ruthless punishment.  and roaches.  and ants.  but that's about it.

uhh.. so i don't have any advice for you.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409333 - 11/08/09 05:15 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I'm with this guy ^
Not trying to be a dick, but just kill the damn fly.
:2cents:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
    #11409342 - 11/08/09 05:23 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

They are drawn particularly drawn to shit. You know what you have to do.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
    #11409354 - 11/08/09 05:26 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Spiders are useful creatures they eat a lot of other more annoying insects.

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They are drawn particularly drawn to shit. You know what you have to do.




done and done. :yesnod:

seriously though I had to kill it.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
    #11409489 - 11/08/09 06:40 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

pratice your ninja skills. catch that fly with your bare hands.:strokebeard2:


i usto be able to do that when i was younger. now i just let the flies be. :shrug:


they die before they get on my nerves anymore.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Salomon]
    #11409490 - 11/08/09 06:43 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

blow some smoke its way..itll be too high to move.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Salomon]
    #11409492 - 11/08/09 06:47 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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pratice your ninja skills. catch that fly with your bare hands.:strokebeard2:


i usto be able to do that when i was younger. now i just let the flies be. :shrug:







A Chinese math teacher in high school had awesome ninja skills. In the middle of maths he would snap his hand through the air and then hold out his fist and say "fly or no fly?". There would always be a fly. Also when mosquitoes bit him he could somehow trap their suction things in his arm and they would keep drinking until they exploded. Alot of the time he seemed to be in some strange daze. Possibly opium. He was a really cool guy.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
    #11409505 - 11/08/09 06:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i can catch flies barehanded from time to time.  it isn't exactly rare, but it's nowhere near a sure bet.

i can also usually snap them out of the air with a towel or handkerchief or whatever.  i can snap the fuck outta some dish rags.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409544 - 11/08/09 07:23 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

What do u mean U dont want to kill the fly. I understand that U dont like killing living stuff but its u or the fly. It will land on your pizza and lay some eggs and pathogens and shit and U will die in miserable death throes. So get that cheap deodorant of yours find a lighter and incinerate the fucker. Or if u are too meek for that just get and empty glass and catch the fly against a window, put a piece of paper on the opening of the glass once the fly is in. And let it outside...
BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
    #11409550 - 11/08/09 07:27 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.





i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409556 - 11/08/09 07:32 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.





i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:



I had a small spider in a petri dish. So once I was taking a shower and suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my arm and what do I find. A wasp (yea a stinging wasp on my towel). So since i was extremely bored I introduced the wasp to the spider and it was awesome to watch (well not really but I was too stoned not to be amazed). The spider got fucked...received a shot of wasp venom and shrugged. Try something similar. Im thinking of making a thread about all these things u can when being bored D


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
    #11409563 - 11/08/09 07:35 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

when i was like 14 or 15 i caught a wasp in a glass and found a preying mantis on the porch, so i stuck them in the glass together.  of course the matis pwned the fuck out of the wasp.  the mantis seemed immune to the stings, because it looks like it got stung in the mouth quite a few times.

i actually filmed it on a shitty webcam, but if i remember correctly it was pretty shit quality considering i was filming through distorted glass using a like .5 megapixel webcam.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409571 - 11/08/09 07:39 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.





i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:




It definately would for me if i did it. Im not sure about for others though, but i suspect it would, only the way of it would be subtle and complex.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
    #11409580 - 11/08/09 07:43 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Start keeping spiders in your house. :ohwell:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409589 - 11/08/09 07:47 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

spiders are your friend heh..


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409593 - 11/08/09 07:50 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i often make a point of feeding the spiders in and around my house.  and then i like to think to myself that i've made an offering to appease the god Anansi and bring his good blessings my way.

thank you neil gaiman.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409601 - 11/08/09 07:53 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I leave them alone, they catch mosquitoes and flies. That is called 'symbiosis', and it's a way of life...:tongue2:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409604 - 11/08/09 07:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

totally ha...  its all natural mane


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