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Chasing a Fly Out of Your House
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I mean, I dont want to kill this thing.

It's loud and large (for a fly) and it's pissing me off just being near me.

I try to direct it out of the open screen door.

It doesn't take instruction very well. I would have sent 8 parakeets to their deaths by now.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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Guide it with lights. Turn the lights on in each room until it goes into that room then turn the lights off and turn the ones on in the next room then just turn on any lights you have outside.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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i usually don't like killing things.  like spiders or beetles that have wandered into my domicile are safe.  but for some reason flies receive ruthless punishment.  and roaches.  and ants.  but that's about it.

uhh.. so i don't have any advice for you.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I'm with this guy ^
Not trying to be a dick, but just kill the damn fly.
:2cents:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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They are drawn particularly drawn to shit. You know what you have to do.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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Spiders are useful creatures they eat a lot of other more annoying insects.

DimensionX said:
They are drawn particularly drawn to shit. You know what you have to do.


done and done. :yesnod:

seriously though I had to kill it.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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pratice your ninja skills. catch that fly with your bare hands.:strokebeard2:


i usto be able to do that when i was younger. now i just let the flies be. :shrug:


they die before they get on my nerves anymore.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Salomon]
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blow some smoke its way..itll be too high to move.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said:
pratice your ninja skills. catch that fly with your bare hands.:strokebeard2:


i usto be able to do that when i was younger. now i just let the flies be. :shrug:





A Chinese math teacher in high school had awesome ninja skills. In the middle of maths he would snap his hand through the air and then hold out his fist and say "fly or no fly?". There would always be a fly. Also when mosquitoes bit him he could somehow trap their suction things in his arm and they would keep drinking until they exploded. Alot of the time he seemed to be in some strange daze. Possibly opium. He was a really cool guy.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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i can catch flies barehanded from time to time.  it isn't exactly rare, but it's nowhere near a sure bet.

i can also usually snap them out of the air with a towel or handkerchief or whatever.  i can snap the fuck outta some dish rags.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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What do u mean U dont want to kill the fly. I understand that U dont like killing living stuff but its u or the fly. It will land on your pizza and lay some eggs and pathogens and shit and U will die in miserable death throes. So get that cheap deodorant of yours find a lighter and incinerate the fucker. Or if u are too meek for that just get and empty glass and catch the fly against a window, put a piece of paper on the opening of the glass once the fly is in. And let it outside...
BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
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mellowparty said:
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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.



i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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nowwhoutthink said:
mellowparty said:
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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.



i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:


I had a small spider in a petri dish. So once I was taking a shower and suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my arm and what do I find. A wasp (yea a stinging wasp on my towel). So since i was extremely bored I introduced the wasp to the spider and it was awesome to watch (well not really but I was too stoned not to be amazed). The spider got fucked...received a shot of wasp venom and shrugged. Try something similar. Im thinking of making a thread about all these things u can when being bored D


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
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when i was like 14 or 15 i caught a wasp in a glass and found a preying mantis on the porch, so i stuck them in the glass together.  of course the matis pwned the fuck out of the wasp.  the mantis seemed immune to the stings, because it looks like it got stung in the mouth quite a few times.

i actually filmed it on a shitty webcam, but if i remember correctly it was pretty shit quality considering i was filming through distorted glass using a like .5 megapixel webcam.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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nowwhoutthink said:
mellowparty said:
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BTW I dont like killing spiders..they make me a favour by catching them ugly fly fuckers.



i always feel like itll bring me bad karma if i kill a spider...:shrug:


It definately would for me if i did it. Im not sure about for others though, but i suspect it would, only the way of it would be subtle and complex.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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Start keeping spiders in your house. :ohwell:

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Ahimsa]
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spiders are your friend heh..


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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i often make a point of feeding the spiders in and around my house.  and then i like to think to myself that i've made an offering to appease the god Anansi and bring his good blessings my way.

thank you neil gaiman.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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I leave them alone, they catch mosquitoes and flies. That is called 'symbiosis', and it's a way of life...:tongue2:

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Ahimsa]
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totally ha...  its all natural mane


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Ahimsa]
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We get large ones here and they don't live in webs but instead wonder around of their own accord. I admit these ones scare the shit out of me. I can't stand them in my house. So i either get someone else to catch them, or i leave the window open and hope they climb out. Its summer now, which is spider season, its only a matter of time before one those fuckers gets in and traumatizes me.

Edited by DimensionX (11/08/09 05:56 AM)

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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are they poisonous?


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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No, but they can bite. Mainly they're are just really creepy and hairy.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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if you put two together, do they fight like eight-legged gladiators?


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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lol ive never seen them fight. This is what they look like.



I got one on my arm recently. Almost gave me a panic attack. An over reaction for sure, but im boarderline arachnophobic so its a big deal for me.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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in college we would have these spiders that lived on an old abandoned truck and wed feed that sucker everyday. Got huge, so wed feed it beatles and shit,,till my gf killed it not knowing it was our freakky pet.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
if you put two together, do they fight like eight-legged gladiators?


Maybe if they're two male spiders in a confined space.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
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ill admit though. spiders are some fucked up looking things.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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that bitch!

i love spider pets.  i always feed them.  been doing it since i was a weed lad.  i remember many a day spent in my pennsylvanian suburban neighborhood throwing grasshoppers into the funnel looking webs of the spiders around the houses (they weren't actual "funnel web spiders", but the web was like a flat surface that lead to a little funnel where they would hide and wait).  also, moths into hanging webs is much fun.  watching them dart towards the direction of the disturbance, then spin the moth around in a deadly pirouette of silken entanglement.  yeah!


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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nowwhoutthink said:
ill admit though. spiders are some fucked up looking things.


Exhibit great design. Made accordingly to their purpose..to catch and kill things. I'm kinda afraid of touching them n stuff but I have real appreciation for the small beasts.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
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mellowparty said:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
if you put two together, do they fight like eight-legged gladiators?


Maybe if they're two male spiders in a confined space.


seems more likely if it were two females.  male spiders are always tiny compared to the females.  and generally much less aggressive.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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Definitely. They are a massive head fuck for me. I don't really fear the pain from the bite, its just the way they look and move. The one in that picture is really fast when it wants to be. But mainly they just sit on the wall with their legs stretched out. I find the whole thing creepy.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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people area always saying they want to find aliens,,,shit..bugs and stuff underwater is alien as shit to me!!


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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True, i bet they have a really alien form of consciousness as well.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: MrBump]
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I have thought up a high tech flytrap. Its a device you put on the table or sumplace, which scans a cone shaped piece of the sky above it (lets say 25'angle cone) When a fly flies through it it lightning fast aims and fires a laser pulse at the bug, a short 0.01sec pulse but strong enough to give the fly instant lethal hyperthermia. (lets say 150'F fever)

Its the same principle as surface-to-air defense, but then on a micro scale.

I think my surface-to-air flytrap could be built with existing technology.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: DimensionX]
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DimensionX said:
True, i bet they have a really alien form of consciousness as well.



i mean look at em! hah. they are weird freaking creatures.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Asante]
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i would like to watch that in action.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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Thats not a spider fight, those are two spiders mating. The drumming with the legs from the smaller male is an encouragement that he comes for teh sexo, not to get eaten.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: Asante]
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is it really??? cant say if youre right or wrong . i woldnt have a clue. was cool though :blazed:


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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Funny someone mentioned aliens cause one of the first things I associate spiders with is the facehugger from 'Aliens'.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: mellowparty]
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just wait till leaving  spiders and being so righteous with ur "symbiosis" earns u a fat spider bite from a nasty brown recluse or black widow.. i kill everything but daddy long legs spiders. once this spider had 20 babys on its back.. so i hit it with expanding tub cleaner that foamy stuff.. the babies still jumped off and tried escaping

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: wocka]
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well poisonous spiders can be let outside hah


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: wocka]
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wocka said:
just wait till leaving  spiders and being so righteous with ur "symbiosis" earns u a fat spider bite from a nasty brown recluse or black widow.. i kill everything but daddy long legs spiders. once this spider had 20 babys on its back.. so i hit it with expanding tub cleaner that foamy stuff.. the babies still jumped off and tried escaping


i don't think anyone, even people who like spiders, would be dumb enough to leave a black widow or brown recluse inside their house.  people are generally bit by the recluse either in their sleep or while messing around in unfurnished storage areas/basements.  and actual bites from either spider aren't exactly common either.  they're not unheard of, but they're not common.  you just let media sensationalization amplify your phobia. 

99% of the spiders you see would at worst leave a bite like a beesting.  and that's only if totally provoked.  they're tiny spiders.  they're way more scared of you and will almost always run away.

your logic is silly and completely flawed.


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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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nigga you dont know me so how can you say that. NOW that logic is silly and completely flawed.

im just saying if u have habits of leaving ur house dirty and nasty with cobwebs n shit then its just inviteing for tons of spiders and insects to stay in your house.

but you of course clean out there old webs and make sure every spider is non poisonous!

and no im not scared of a fuking spider. im just saying when i see a huge ass spider making a web outside my house every night i have to kill it. imagine how fucked up it would be for my neighbor to walk over and then has some gnarly orb weaving spider on his face.

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: wocka]
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I always wonder how threads like these get three pages full...

It's about a fly.

Oh well. :nicekitty:

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Re: Chasing a Fly Out of Your House [Re: wocka]
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i'm not sure how the fact that i don't know you disproves anything i said.  unless you're referring to the "you" following 99%.  but that was a nonspecific, universal second person reference.  not actually meaning i know exactly what spiders you personally are seeing.


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