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OfflineBozeman
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pickup lines
    #11273646 - 10/18/09 10:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i wanna hear your most absurd pickup lines

whether they be funny, obnoxious, or just cheezy, i wanna hear em.

some of mine,

those must be space pants, cause your ass is out of this world

i've got the F, the C, and the K, all i need is U baby

do you have a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants

excuse me for interrupting and i’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass

do you like animals, if so, have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(turn both pockets inside out and point towards crotch)


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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
    #11273874 - 10/18/09 11:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

gimme your number before i dont want it anymore.

i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.

There's a pants party and I guess i can invite you (this worked no joke)


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OfflineIma Trooper
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Re: pickup lines [Re: learningtofly]
    #11273958 - 10/18/09 11:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

To a waitress after getting my check:

Me: "I'm sorry, but this isn't right..."
Her: "What? whats the matter with it?"
Me: "Your number isn't on it."


Worked, and GREAT sex. :grin:


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Re: pickup lines [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11274092 - 10/18/09 11:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

pickup line


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Re: pickup lines [Re: _myconaut_]
    #11274109 - 10/18/09 11:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

_myconaut_ said:
pickup line





hahaha.

I've used that one a lot.

I absolutely love coke sluts. And just sluts in general.


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OfflineDeekay
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Re: pickup lines [Re: Rustifer]
    #11274480 - 10/19/09 12:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Guy: Blah Blah Blah I'm hitting on you!

Girl: Oh...I have a boyfriend

Guy: I have a goldfish

Girl: ...Wait...what?

Guy: Oh sorry, I though we were talking about things that didn't matter!


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InvisibleHappyTrippin
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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
    #11274490 - 10/19/09 12:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? :awesome:
Never tried that line, but I imagine it'd work out well.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: pickup lines [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11274752 - 10/19/09 01:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HappyTrippin said:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? :awesome:
Never tried that line, but I imagine it'd work out well.





that's my line damn it!

others that have worked

if you do my laundry I'll fuck the shit out of you
which one of you bitches are going to give me a blowjob
how about you come off with some of that pussy, I know you brought it with you

me: what time do you get off
waitress: 11pm
me: can I watch?


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Re: pickup lines [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11274758 - 10/19/09 01:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

if i flip a coin, whats the chance i get head?


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Re: pickup lines [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11274780 - 10/19/09 01:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder.





Sex? :shrug:


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Re: pickup lines [Re: metalmorph]
    #11275028 - 10/19/09 01:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hey baby, want some Adam West penis?


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Re: pickup lines [Re: MedulaOblangata]
    #11275280 - 10/19/09 02:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hey baby, I'm a necrophiliac... wanna play dead?


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OfflineIma Trooper
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Re: pickup lines [Re: pcube]
    #11275296 - 10/19/09 02:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"get in the fucking car bitch, or I'll shoot ya"



Never fails.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"

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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
    #11275297 - 10/19/09 02:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Excuse me,I seem to have lost my number,can I have yours?:grin::mushroom2:


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