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pickup lines
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i wanna hear your most absurd pickup lines

whether they be funny, obnoxious, or just cheezy, i wanna hear em.

some of mine,

those must be space pants, cause your ass is out of this world

i've got the F, the C, and the K, all i need is U baby

do you have a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants

excuse me for interrupting and i’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass

do you like animals, if so, have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(turn both pockets inside out and point towards crotch)


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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
-George Bernard Shaw

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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
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gimme your number before i dont want it anymore.

i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.

There's a pants party and I guess i can invite you (this worked no joke)


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Edited by learningtofly (10/18/09 09:14 PM)

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Re: pickup lines [Re: learningtofly]
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To a waitress after getting my check:

Me: "I'm sorry, but this isn't right..."
Her: "What? whats the matter with it?"
Me: "Your number isn't on it."


Worked, and GREAT sex. :grin:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: pickup lines [Re: Ima Trooper]
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pickup line


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Re: pickup lines [Re: _myconaut_]
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_myconaut_ said:
pickup line



hahaha.

I've used that one a lot.

I absolutely love coke sluts. And just sluts in general.

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Re: pickup lines [Re: Rustifer]
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Guy: Blah Blah Blah I'm hitting on you!

Girl: Oh...I have a boyfriend

Guy: I have a goldfish

Girl: ...Wait...what?

Guy: Oh sorry, I though we were talking about things that didn't matter!


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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? :awesome:
Never tried that line, but I imagine it'd work out well.


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Re: pickup lines [Re: HappyTrippin]
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HappyTrippin said:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? :awesome:
Never tried that line, but I imagine it'd work out well.



that's my line damn it!

others that have worked

if you do my laundry I'll fuck the shit out of you
which one of you bitches are going to give me a blowjob
how about you come off with some of that pussy, I know you brought it with you

me: what time do you get off
waitress: 11pm
me: can I watch?


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Re: pickup lines [Re: Prisoner#1]
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if i flip a coin, whats the chance i get head?


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Re: pickup lines [Re: HappyTrippin]
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What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder.





Sex? :shrug:


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Re: pickup lines [Re: metalmorph]
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Hey baby, want some Adam West penis?

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Re: pickup lines [Re: MedulaOblangata]
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Hey baby, I'm a necrophiliac... wanna play dead?


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Abuse said:
whoever this swim guy is, he's getting to all the drugs before everyone else, not just on this forum on many others too. swim's a little bit selfish :grin:

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Re: pickup lines [Re: pcube]
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"get in the fucking car bitch, or I'll shoot ya"



Never fails.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: pickup lines [Re: Bozeman]
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Excuse me,I seem to have lost my number,can I have yours?:grin::mushroom2:


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