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Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
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Mycology pickup lines
#5430562 - 03/22/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Hey baby, mind if I inoculate your jar?"
"I have a huge mushroom."
"Is that your spore syringe, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Nice cakes, wanna fuck?"
Ok, that's all I can think of. Now you try.
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend

Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,841
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430569 - 03/22/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



Registered: 10/08/02
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430570 - 03/22/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I'll trade you some mushrooms for a blowjob."
I like being subtle.
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 8,334
Loc: Over There
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dobie]
#5430581 - 03/22/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said: one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!
she said, "I know but you're just not my phenotype."
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
#5430634 - 03/22/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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A guy walks up to a mushroom in a dark cave and says "Hey, there's not mush room in here is there LOL?"
The mushroom replies "I don't know, I can't see."
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Stonerguy
I smoke penis


Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 5,538
Loc: Lost
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430640 - 03/22/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"
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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,795
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430651 - 03/22/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mycology pick up lines... hmm..
"Would you like a good squirt of my dark syringe?"
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Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl

Registered: 12/10/02
Posts: 20,917
Loc: all up in ya
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430665 - 03/22/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey baby, would you like to make some clamp connections?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Dfekt
Your mother wouldn't approve...


Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 586
Loc: UK
Last seen: 7 months, 9 days
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
#5430674 - 03/22/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"What's a nice grain like you doing in a cake like this...?"
I'll go stand in the corner now...
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coda
Banjo Goiter


Registered: 03/20/01
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
#5430703 - 03/22/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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wanna take my new pressure cooker for a test run?
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430725 - 03/22/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I swear, I have no contams. Seriously."
"My record in one night is 7 flushes"
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
Posts: 15,738
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
#5430733 - 03/22/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Paul Stamets, yeah I know him."
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Infrared
sleeping


Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 12,988
Loc: Chicago, USA
Last seen: 2 years, 4 days
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rofl
-------------------- When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


Registered: 12/10/02
Posts: 16,286
Loc: Dancing In the Streets
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7 flushes 
"how 'bout some liquid culture in your mouth?"
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Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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TurdFerguson
Folk Villain


Registered: 07/02/05
Posts: 1,357
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Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Infrared]
#5430781 - 03/22/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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No pickup line, but here's an idea for a mushroom based sex act:
Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".
-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430784 - 03/22/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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So can I noc you up? I sterilized my needle with a lighter, it's all good
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
Posts: 15,738
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
#5430793 - 03/22/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You better have tyvek.
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430810 - 03/22/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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suck my stink horn, bitch!!! 
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TurdFerguson
Folk Villain


Registered: 07/02/05
Posts: 1,357
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Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430815 - 03/22/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


Registered: 12/10/02
Posts: 16,286
Loc: Dancing In the Streets
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430821 - 03/22/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you and me can be dikaryon on all night long
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Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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