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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Tattoo]
    #5431497 - 03/22/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

theres a mushroom in my pants, wanna eat it?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: AliceDee]
    #5431730 - 03/22/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wanna see my 9 inch, 50 gram mushroom?


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
    #5431987 - 03/22/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Touch my Stipe.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431996 - 03/22/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey baby, can I colonize on your substrate?:naughty:



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5432007 - 03/22/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PhanTomCat said:
"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"


:sun:



Ahh! Mine was close to yours! You know what they say about great minds.:)


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
    #5432014 - 03/22/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TripMeister said:
Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."

Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"




:naughty:

I like that one.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432016 - 03/22/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't worry baby. I'm not contaminated.:grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432030 - 03/22/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You wanna be my Golden Teacher of Love?:cheese:

or

You want me to spawn in your poo?:lol:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432040 - 03/22/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wanna see why they call it penis envy?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
    #5432046 - 03/22/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5432538 - 03/22/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No, that's not semen in those jars.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: pshawny]
    #5433011 - 03/23/06 04:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

girl my PMP days are long gone!


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5433213 - 03/23/06 07:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".




:rotfl:

"Plug you with spawn or knock you up and birth you - take your pick!" :blush:


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