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Invisiblegdman
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430836 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

want me to play with your clitocybe?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430839 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm quite partial to your Clitocybe nuda  :borfase:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430841 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn! Got there just before me lolzz!  :grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430842 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Guy: "Wanna go to my place and take a look at my latest flush?"

Girl: "EWWwwww! GROSS!!"


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430999 - 03/22/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Can I see you TiT's?"
"Wanna have a 3-way with me & martha?"
"Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?"
"I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna cum?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
    #5431005 - 03/22/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, this is cute!


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431013 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey honey, I know you're not fully colonized, but I wanna birth you anyway.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431016 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Haha, this is cute!



worst myco-pickup line evar...

btw, you interested in sectoring to my plate?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
    #5431037 - 03/22/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Na baby, that's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5431062 - 03/22/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hilarious


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431069 - 03/22/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"


:sun:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431123 - 03/22/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

can I sporulate on your face?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5431192 - 03/22/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Something you don't want to hear:

"It looks like a syringe, only smaller...."


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5431230 - 03/22/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Stonerguy said:
And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"




lols

..that finishes that convo nicely


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431248 - 03/22/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"It's a nice thick meaty stem, but wait till you taste the cap...!"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431281 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."

Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5431285 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Get your cubies out :grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
    #5431314 - 03/22/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"It's called "The Golden Teacher", would you like to be my student...?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5431423 - 03/22/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

How about a liquid culture injection?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Wysefool]
    #5431454 - 03/22/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Not quite a pickup line

Girl: "Is that your mycellium running, or are you just happy to see me?"


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