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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430836 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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want me to play with your clitocybe?
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430839 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm quite partial to your Clitocybe nuda
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430841 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn! Got there just before me lolzz!
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430842 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Guy: "Wanna go to my place and take a look at my latest flush?"
Girl: "EWWwwww! GROSS!!"
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pshawny
Mycobian



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430999 - 03/22/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Can I see you TiT's?" "Wanna have a 3-way with me & martha?" "Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?" "I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna cum?"
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
#5431005 - 03/22/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, this is cute!
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431013 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey honey, I know you're not fully colonized, but I wanna birth you anyway.
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



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Quote:
Desiree said: Haha, this is cute!
worst myco-pickup line evar...
btw, you interested in sectoring to my plate?
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
#5431037 - 03/22/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Na baby, that's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs

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hilarious
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431069 - 03/22/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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can I sporulate on your face?
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Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5431192 - 03/22/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Something you don't want to hear:
"It looks like a syringe, only smaller...."
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swampthing
audioboy

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
#5431230 - 03/22/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stonerguy said: And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"
lols
..that finishes that convo nicely
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431248 - 03/22/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's a nice thick meaty stem, but wait till you taste the cap...!"
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."
Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"
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Dfekt
Your mother wouldn't approve...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5431285 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get your cubies out
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
#5431314 - 03/22/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's called "The Golden Teacher", would you like to be my student...?"
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Wysefool
I AM SKELETON JELLY

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5431423 - 03/22/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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How about a liquid culture injection?
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Tattoo
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Wysefool]
#5431454 - 03/22/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not quite a pickup line
Girl: "Is that your mycellium running, or are you just happy to see me?"
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