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Mycology pickup lines
    #5430562 - 03/22/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Hey baby, mind if I inoculate your jar?"

"I have a huge mushroom."

"Is that your spore syringe, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nice cakes, wanna fuck?"


Ok, that's all I can think of. Now you try.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430569 - 03/22/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430570 - 03/22/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"I'll trade you some mushrooms for a blowjob."

I like being subtle. :wink:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dobie]
    #5430581 - 03/22/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!




she said, "I know but you're just not my phenotype."


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
    #5430634 - 03/22/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A guy walks up to a mushroom in a dark cave and says "Hey, there's not mush room in here is there LOL?"

The mushroom replies "I don't know, I can't see."


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5430640 - 03/22/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430651 - 03/22/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Mycology pick up lines... hmm..

"Would you like a good squirt of my dark syringe?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430665 - 03/22/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey baby, would you like to make some clamp connections?



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5430674 - 03/22/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"What's a nice grain like you doing in a cake like this...?"

I'll go stand in the corner now... :shake:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
    #5430703 - 03/22/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wanna take my new pressure cooker for a test run?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430725 - 03/22/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"I swear, I have no contams. Seriously."

"My record in one night is 7 flushes"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
    #5430733 - 03/22/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Paul Stamets, yeah I know him."


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5430765 - 03/22/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

rofl


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5430767 - 03/22/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

7 flushes :lol:

"how 'bout some liquid culture in your mouth?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Infrared]
    #5430781 - 03/22/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No pickup line, but here's an idea for a mushroom based sex act:

Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430784 - 03/22/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So can I noc you up? I sterilized my needle with a lighter, it's all good


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
    #5430793 - 03/22/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You better have tyvek.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430810 - 03/22/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

suck my stink horn, bitch!!!  :evil:



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5430815 - 03/22/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5430821 - 03/22/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you and me can be dikaryon on all night long


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430836 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

want me to play with your clitocybe?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430839 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm quite partial to your Clitocybe nuda  :borfase:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5430841 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn! Got there just before me lolzz!  :grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430842 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Guy: "Wanna go to my place and take a look at my latest flush?"

Girl: "EWWwwww! GROSS!!"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5430999 - 03/22/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Can I see you TiT's?"
"Wanna have a 3-way with me & martha?"
"Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?"
"I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna cum?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
    #5431005 - 03/22/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, this is cute!


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431013 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey honey, I know you're not fully colonized, but I wanna birth you anyway.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431016 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Haha, this is cute!



worst myco-pickup line evar...

btw, you interested in sectoring to my plate?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
    #5431037 - 03/22/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Na baby, that's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5431062 - 03/22/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hilarious


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431069 - 03/22/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"


:sun:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431123 - 03/22/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

can I sporulate on your face?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
    #5431192 - 03/22/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Something you don't want to hear:

"It looks like a syringe, only smaller...."


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5431230 - 03/22/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Stonerguy said:
And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"




lols

..that finishes that convo nicely


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431248 - 03/22/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"It's a nice thick meaty stem, but wait till you taste the cap...!"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5431281 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."

Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5431285 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Get your cubies out :grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
    #5431314 - 03/22/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"It's called "The Golden Teacher", would you like to be my student...?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5431423 - 03/22/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

How about a liquid culture injection?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Wysefool]
    #5431454 - 03/22/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Not quite a pickup line

Girl: "Is that your mycellium running, or are you just happy to see me?"


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Tattoo]
    #5431497 - 03/22/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

theres a mushroom in my pants, wanna eat it?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: AliceDee]
    #5431730 - 03/22/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wanna see my 9 inch, 50 gram mushroom?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
    #5431987 - 03/22/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Touch my Stipe.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5431996 - 03/22/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey baby, can I colonize on your substrate?:naughty:



:crankey:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5432007 - 03/22/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PhanTomCat said:
"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"


:sun:



Ahh! Mine was close to yours! You know what they say about great minds.:)


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
    #5432014 - 03/22/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TripMeister said:
Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."

Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"




:naughty:

I like that one.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432016 - 03/22/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't worry baby. I'm not contaminated.:grin:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432030 - 03/22/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You wanna be my Golden Teacher of Love?:cheese:

or

You want me to spawn in your poo?:lol:


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
    #5432040 - 03/22/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wanna see why they call it penis envy?


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
    #5432046 - 03/22/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
    #5432538 - 03/22/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No, that's not semen in those jars.


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: pshawny]
    #5433011 - 03/23/06 04:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5433213 - 03/23/06 07:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".




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