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Silversoul
Rhizome


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Mycology pickup lines
#5430562 - 03/22/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Hey baby, mind if I inoculate your jar?"
"I have a huge mushroom."
"Is that your spore syringe, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Nice cakes, wanna fuck?"
Ok, that's all I can think of. Now you try.
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430569 - 03/22/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430570 - 03/22/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I'll trade you some mushrooms for a blowjob."
I like being subtle.
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dobie]
#5430581 - 03/22/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said: one day a mushroom asked a girl to dance at a local bar the girl refused the mushroom replied why not im a funguy lol get it!
she said, "I know but you're just not my phenotype."
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
#5430634 - 03/22/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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A guy walks up to a mushroom in a dark cave and says "Hey, there's not mush room in here is there LOL?"
The mushroom replies "I don't know, I can't see."
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Stonerguy
I smoke penis


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430640 - 03/22/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430651 - 03/22/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mycology pick up lines... hmm..
"Would you like a good squirt of my dark syringe?"
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Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430665 - 03/22/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey baby, would you like to make some clamp connections?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Dfekt
Your mother wouldn't approve...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
#5430674 - 03/22/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"What's a nice grain like you doing in a cake like this...?"
I'll go stand in the corner now...
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coda
Banjo Goiter


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
#5430703 - 03/22/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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wanna take my new pressure cooker for a test run?
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Boom
just a tester

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430725 - 03/22/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I swear, I have no contams. Seriously."
"My record in one night is 7 flushes"
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
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Posts: 15,738
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
#5430733 - 03/22/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Paul Stamets, yeah I know him."
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Infrared
sleeping


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rofl
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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7 flushes 
"how 'bout some liquid culture in your mouth?"
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Infrared]
#5430781 - 03/22/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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No pickup line, but here's an idea for a mushroom based sex act:
Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".
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Boom
just a tester

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430784 - 03/22/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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So can I noc you up? I sterilized my needle with a lighter, it's all good
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Boom]
#5430793 - 03/22/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You better have tyvek.
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430810 - 03/22/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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suck my stink horn, bitch!!! 
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TurdFerguson
Folk Villain


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430815 - 03/22/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Amatoxin]
#5430821 - 03/22/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you and me can be dikaryon on all night long
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430836 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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want me to play with your clitocybe?
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Amatoxin
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430839 - 03/22/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm quite partial to your Clitocybe nuda
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5430841 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn! Got there just before me lolzz!
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430842 - 03/22/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Guy: "Wanna go to my place and take a look at my latest flush?"
Girl: "EWWwwww! GROSS!!"
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pshawny
Mycobian



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5430999 - 03/22/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Can I see you TiT's?" "Wanna have a 3-way with me & martha?" "Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?" "I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna cum?"
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
#5431005 - 03/22/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, this is cute!
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431013 - 03/22/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey honey, I know you're not fully colonized, but I wanna birth you anyway.
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



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Quote:
Desiree said: Haha, this is cute!
worst myco-pickup line evar...
btw, you interested in sectoring to my plate?
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: debianlinux]
#5431037 - 03/22/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Na baby, that's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs

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hilarious
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431069 - 03/22/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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can I sporulate on your face?
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Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: gdman]
#5431192 - 03/22/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Something you don't want to hear:
"It looks like a syringe, only smaller...."
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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swampthing
audioboy

Registered: 12/23/04
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Stonerguy]
#5431230 - 03/22/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stonerguy said: And the other mushrooms says "WTF ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM"
lols
..that finishes that convo nicely
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431248 - 03/22/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's a nice thick meaty stem, but wait till you taste the cap...!"
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."
Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TMâ„¢
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Dfekt
Your mother wouldn't approve...


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5431285 - 03/22/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get your cubies out
-------------------- "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." ~Oscar Wilde
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PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Dfekt]
#5431314 - 03/22/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's called "The Golden Teacher", would you like to be my student...?"
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
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Wysefool
I AM SKELETON JELLY

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5431423 - 03/22/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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How about a liquid culture injection?
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Tattoo
Thread Killer


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Wysefool]
#5431454 - 03/22/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not quite a pickup line
Girl: "Is that your mycellium running, or are you just happy to see me?"
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AliceDee
-L S D-

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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Tattoo]
#5431497 - 03/22/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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theres a mushroom in my pants, wanna eat it?
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: AliceDee]
#5431730 - 03/22/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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wanna see my 9 inch, 50 gram mushroom?
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
#5431987 - 03/22/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Touch my Stipe.
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blissedout


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5431996 - 03/22/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey baby, can I colonize on your substrate?
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blissedout


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5432007 - 03/22/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
PhanTomCat said: "Excuse me, do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morells....?"
Ahh! Mine was close to yours! You know what they say about great minds.:)
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: TM]
#5432014 - 03/22/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
TripMeister said: Girl: "Ewwww.... it's all withered and small.."
Guy: "That's okay baby, it's just dry... Get it wet and it'll plump right up!"

I like that one.
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blissedout


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
#5432016 - 03/22/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't worry baby. I'm not contaminated.
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blissedout


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
#5432030 - 03/22/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You wanna be my Golden Teacher of Love?
or
You want me to spawn in your poo?
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: blissedout]
#5432040 - 03/22/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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wanna see why they call it penis envy?
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: danlennon3]
#5432046 - 03/22/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TMâ„¢
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pshawny
Mycobian



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Posts: 1,332
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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: Silversoul]
#5432538 - 03/22/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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No, that's not semen in those jars.
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Simisu
taken by gravity


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Re: Mycology pickup lines [Re: pshawny]
#5433011 - 03/23/06 04:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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girl my PMP days are long gone!
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Asante
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Quote:
Girl sucks you off, you blow your load on her back and sprinkle vermiculite on it. I call it the "Casing Layer".

"Plug you with spawn or knock you up and birth you - take your pick!"
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