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Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid?
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A: poor decisions. :facepalm:


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Dudes said:
Elaborate.


1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"

Edited by laserpig (10/15/09 10:29 PM)

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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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Elaborate.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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Tell me about it. Compounded by booze, personally.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Tedwilto]
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Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.



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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Jair]
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Jair said:
Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.




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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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aww, laserpig. you're so cool and clever. :naughty:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Gastronomicus said:
Jair said:
Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.




1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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That was an awful elaboration

so basically you didn't talk to a girl and didn't get laid

happens to a lot of people.. what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:

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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
Gastronomicus said:
Jair said:
Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.




1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"
4:????
5:PROFIT



fixt.


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Song of the week, click Huey:



Song of the week list in journal.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
Gastronomicus said:
Jair said:
Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.




1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"




:rofl: that is exactly it...
ever notice how guys whom just dont give a fuck get the girls.... get up in thier space , make an impression even if its a bad one

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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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You have step 2 completely backwards. Thus step 3.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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maybe you should then attempt to get into said girl's personal space, particularly the space between her thighs?

:derfase:

quit fooling yourself! She doesnt have anything that important going on that could delay a good fuck.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: feifen]
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feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:


absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Lack of foresight and balls.

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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Jordanian]
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Your last post exactly laser.

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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:


absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation


count me in.  i got my tickets for the :failboat:


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Song of the week, click Huey:



Song of the week list in journal.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:


absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation




:lol:


The Shroomery should have a thread to help guys get girls. Shroomerites need to procreate! It's for the good of the world!


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:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
laserpig said:
feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:


absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation


The Shroomery should have a thread to help guys get girls. Shroomerites need to procreate! It's for the good of the world!


Aww... Shroom Babies! :aweoverdose:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Tedwilto]
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illume said:
Tedwilto said:
1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"
4:????
5:PROFIT



fixt.


1: Meet guy named david
2: Be poor
3: Live in shed
4: ????????
5: Prophet


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Idiot]
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I feel da same sometimes...But overall I don't just go at it with any chick have to have a few things in common,I look at her morals etc... if there's a connection yeah it's love i don't go around and bang sum random chick with no emotions...most regular people all about motion when it should be a lil emotion!


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