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Offlinelaserpig
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Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid?
    #11256643 - 10/16/09 12:09 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A: poor decisions. :facepalm:


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Dudes said:
Elaborate.




1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"



Edited by laserpig (10/16/09 12:29 AM)


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256649 - 10/16/09 12:10 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Elaborate.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256655 - 10/16/09 12:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tell me about it. Compounded by booze, personally.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Tedwilto]
    #11256659 - 10/16/09 12:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Elaborate.




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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Jair]
    #11256675 - 10/16/09 12:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Elaborate.







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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256680 - 10/16/09 12:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

aww, laserpig. you're so cool and clever. :naughty:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11256713 - 10/16/09 12:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Quote:

Jair said:
Quote:

Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.









1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256721 - 10/16/09 12:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That was an awful elaboration

so basically you didn't talk to a girl and didn't get laid

happens to a lot of people.. what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256728 - 10/16/09 12:21 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Quote:

Jair said:
Quote:

Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.









1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"
4:????
5:PROFIT






fixt.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256733 - 10/16/09 12:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Quote:

Jair said:
Quote:

Tedwilto said:
Elaborate.









1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"






:rofl: that is exactly it...
ever notice how guys whom just dont give a fuck get the girls.... get up in thier space , make an impression even if its a bad one


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256736 - 10/16/09 12:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You have step 2 completely backwards. Thus step 3.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256739 - 10/16/09 12:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

maybe you should then attempt to get into said girl's personal space, particularly the space between her thighs?

:derfase:

quit fooling yourself! She doesnt have anything that important going on that could delay a good fuck.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: feifen]
    #11256744 - 10/16/09 12:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:



absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11256748 - 10/16/09 12:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lack of foresight and balls.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Jordanian]
    #11256754 - 10/16/09 12:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Your last post exactly laser.


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256763 - 10/16/09 12:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
Quote:

feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:



absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation




count me in.  i got my tickets for the :failboat:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: laserpig]
    #11256771 - 10/16/09 12:26 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
Quote:

feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:



absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation






:lol:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11256805 - 10/16/09 12:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

laserpig said:
Quote:

feifen said:
what makes your occasion special? :crazy2:



absolutely nothing
in fact, one might say this thread was made on behalf of the literally several shroomerites in my exact situation



The Shroomery should have a thread to help guys get girls. Shroomerites need to procreate! It's for the good of the world!



Aww... Shroom Babies! :aweoverdose:


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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Tedwilto]
    #11257237 - 10/16/09 01:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

illume said:
Quote:

Tedwilto said:
1: meet girl
2: assume "oh man okay well she has her own thing going i don't need to interfere with that i mean nobody likes when people just totally get up in their space you know"
3: ... well step three varies but it could fairly be summed up by the phrase "not pussy"
4:????
5:PROFIT






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2: Be poor
3: Live in shed
4: ????????
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Re: Q: laserpig! you're such a cool dude, and so clever! why don't you get laid? [Re: Idiot]
    #11257326 - 10/16/09 02:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I feel da same sometimes...But overall I don't just go at it with any chick have to have a few things in common,I look at her morals etc... if there's a connection yeah it's love i don't go around and bang sum random chick with no emotions...most regular people all about motion when it should be a lil emotion!


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