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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Yeah, too tight can be as much of a problem as too lose. You can do things to get them to loosen up though. Lots of foreplay to get her excited, like to the point that she wants to rape you will help. If that doesn't help, break out lots of lube.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Well, it was good, I just take too damn long.

I fucked from like 11 till like 6 one night and only got close to orgasming like twice. (this one was too loose tho)

The head almost got me.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I blame my broken penis.

And my hand for being godly.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I think you have to incorporate true desire to make sex really fulfilling.

It's a much harder task to find someone you desire who desires what you desire and at the same time desires you than to find someone who fills only one of those three criteria.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Are you talking to me? Because I do not comprehend, dog.

Either way, i could have busted on one of the times I almost orgasmed in her mouth if I didn't pull out the grandma trick to go longer.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Eh, all Im saying is I do better masturbating than with sex due to the fact that I can pull out stranger fantasies.

To put what I said into easier terms, you gotta find someone whose hot AND into the same kinky thing that gets your rocks off.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
LOL, I've never heard that term before.

For me, its frequently opium dick that's preventing me from cumming.


being on opiates and gettin pussy is like the best thing ever i dont want to cum cause it feels too goooood

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Never felt the need to fake it, if she's getting off she doesn't give a shit.  Especially when she's getting off multiple times.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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why would u?

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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cc

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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yea but only bc i didn't want to waste a good load when i knew she would swallow later.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Coke Dxm and MDmA I cannt Com on sometimes.  I hae my chick sit on my face and rub her pussy all over me while I beat off and she tickles my balls and talks dirty to me. works everytime.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Coke Dxm and MDmA I cannt Com on sometimes.  I hae my chick sit on my face and rub her pussy all over me while I beat off and she tickles my balls and talks dirty to me. works everytime.


Who is Coaster?


I w0n the internets jeapordiaZe!

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Haha, definitely not.  Coaster doesn't get laid.

nd he tipes
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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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yeah a few times, for different reasons as well.
couple times because i had already come once or twice that night, and was getting reiculously tired, she really wanted to make me cum so faked it so i could stop and go to sleep (shed already orgasmd so it didnt really matter)
once becuase i was almost completely sober, had like one beer (can make it far too easy for me to get aroused) and pulled this rediculously hot girl, she was jerkin me for like 5 mins before i put it in and got a bit too excited, basically came straight away lol, fairly embarressing. luckily i was still hard so just carried on for another 15-20 mins. sometimes that gets a bit painful though.
yeh as has been said drugs fuck with things all too much really, can get quite annoying.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I have. It took so long, that i just pretended that I'd came lol.

I've also came so early that i pretended that I heard someone at the door so she didn't realise i came so early lol.. so off i went to investigate haha.. damn i was nervous.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
I hae my chick sit on my face and rub her pussy all over me while I beat off and she tickles my balls and talks dirty to me.


I love both of those things! Having my girl sit on my face while I beat off, and having her lick my balls while I beat off. SO HOT!

And yes, I have faked an orgasm once. I couldn't cum and wanted the sex to end, so I faked.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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be and man and say that your fuckin done fucking

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
I couldn't cum and wanted the sex to end, so I faked.




Pathetic, just say, bitch im tired.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Well, like other have said in this thread, it seems to make my gf feel better if she knows that she can make me cum...

So by faking the orgasim I was making my gf feel better about the sex...

No big deal, I'm just not an asshole like alot of you guys who wish you had a girlfriend... :lol:

:haha:

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