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Men: have you ever faked an orgasm?
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have you ever faked it when nailing a chick?

Just wondering...

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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cant say i have why would you. seems pretty tricky

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yes i have

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #2 said:
cant say i have why would you. seems pretty tricky


If she faked it on you one time, wouldn't you want some payback?

Anonymous #3 said:
yes i have


tell me more.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well, its only been with 2 girls, each of whom i dated, and each of whom would get very upset if I didn't come...

it takes me a long time to cum generally, and sometimes coke or booze increases my stamina, and well, i think that explains itself...with the second girl some time she would be really into coming at the same time, so i would pretend to come when she did. no big deal really.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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actually being the owner of a big cock and being able to fuck properly means my girlfriend doesn't have to fake :thumbup:. that and she just wouldn't bother to she's L.A.z.y

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Well, its only been with 2 girls, each of whom i dated, and each of whom would get very upset if I didn't come...

it takes me a long time to cum generally, and sometimes coke or booze increases my stamina, and well, i think that explains itself...with the second girl some time she would be really into coming at the same time, so i would pretend to come when she did. no big deal really.


that is pretty much my deal here

Anonymous #2 said:
actually being the owner of a big cock and being able to fuck properly means my girlfriend doesn't have to fake :thumbup:. that and she just wouldn't bother to she's L.A.z.y


i stole that part from seinfeld.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Well, its only been with 2 girls, each of whom i dated, and each of whom would get very upset if I didn't come...

it takes me a long time to cum generally, and sometimes coke or booze increases my stamina, and well, i think that explains itself...with the second girl some time she would be really into coming at the same time, so i would pretend to come when she did. no big deal really.


I have 2, pretty much the same reason as this guy...

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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so we are all in the same boat, except #2.  ok, i feel better about it.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've faked it numerous times- sometimes, when you've already fucked like 4 times that night, you just can't blow a fifth load.

Or if you've been holding out, trying not to nut for like an hour, just concentrating on pleasing the girl, when you're finally read for it to be over with, it can be difficult getting your brain back into cum-now-mode.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yeah. DXM Dick is a bitch sometimes.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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LOL, I've never heard that term before.

For me, its frequently opium dick that's preventing me from cumming.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
yes i have



I could never get off on OC's so yeah, like once or twice as well

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
LOL, I've never heard that term before.

For me, its frequently opium dick that's preventing me from cumming.


I tried a combo once to cure poppy-tea dick. It was a little ephedrine and a little viagra. It worked too good.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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yes i was tired as hell from doing it a bunch of other times that day

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ive faked it before.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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No, but I've thought about it. If I'm having sex while drunk or on coke it is damn near impossible for me to get off. And for some reason that makes the chick feel all inadequate or something. But fuck that, I'm not gonna fake an orgasm. A girl tried that with me once and I called her out on it as soon as I was done. She never did it again.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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You don't have to fake it when you use your hand.

I've had sex before, only about 6 or 7 times, and I haven't orgasmed from a female, I took too long everytime.

My hand on the other hand, now that's some good shit.

Best pussy I've ever had was the palm.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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You must be having sex with all the wrong girls then.

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Re: Men: have you ever faked an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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ehh, one of them was so tight I almost broke my cock for the second time.

Penis trauma's a bitch.

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