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OfflineSayWhat
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Sooo last night...
    #11179447 - 10/04/09 11:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm in bed with a lady friend and things are starting to get good.

I try to go down on her and she's all... nooooo.

But still let me get to gettin.

What does that mean? Why would she do that?


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: SayWhat]
    #11179454 - 10/04/09 11:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

some girls just don't like guys goin down on them, usually self conscious about appearance or smell :shrug:


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: SayWhat]
    #11179455 - 10/04/09 11:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She's self concious about the smell or something down there. Thats all.

EDIT: DAMN. One second off :lol:


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OfflineI AM SWIM
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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11179461 - 10/04/09 11:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

some girls also dont wanna be kissed after ur done doin that thang


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11179473 - 10/04/09 11:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

haha, yeah. you wanna know how close you were?

Notice tge time of your post on here (where it usually says X minute, XX seconds ago)


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11179477 - 10/04/09 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My FWB is Bi and likes the taste of her own pussy. I'll go down on her, lick up all the sweet juices and then kiss her and know she's tasting herself. Its fuckin hot. :thumbup:


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: citricacidx]
    #11179480 - 10/04/09 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

citricacidx said:
haha, yeah. you wanna know how close you were?

Notice tge time of your post on here (where it usually says X minute, XX seconds ago)






Lol I did...thats why I said 'one second'.


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11179489 - 10/04/09 11:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
Quote:

citricacidx said:
haha, yeah. you wanna know how close you were?

Notice tge time of your post on here (where it usually says X minute, XX seconds ago)






Lol I did...thats why I said 'one second'.




:eek:


:lol:


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11179492 - 10/04/09 11:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've just never seen "( ago)" :-p


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: SayWhat]
    #11179660 - 10/04/09 12:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SayWhat said:
I'm in bed with a lady friend and things are starting to get good.

I try to go down on her and she's all... nooooo.

But still let me get to gettin.

What does that mean? Why would she do that?




She either smelled bad because she didn't take a shower recently, and girls sweat there.

or

Her experiences of getting head, have been from obnoxious guys who do it too rough.


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Re: Sooo last night... [Re: Neuron]
    #11179713 - 10/04/09 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My girl likes it rough.

Seriously, like, if I'm gentle she clamps my head with her thighs until I start sucking the heck out of her clit.

She wants like, hoover vaccuum suction.


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