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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331573 - 12/27/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How so you know so much NWlight? Were you raised in a very religious household?
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods] 2
#19331592 - 12/27/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: How so you know so much NWlight? Were you raised in a very religious household?
Very traditional Roman Catholic mass every Sunday from birth til I moved out.
I got kicked out of the catholic private school they tried putting me in though, thank god (ironic in this case).
Thug lyfe they couldn't handle me
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19331596 - 12/27/13 03:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got kicked out of CCD for asking too many questions.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods] 1
#19331609 - 12/27/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I got kicked out of CCD for asking too many questions.
They don't like being challenged, because they have no answers
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods] 1
#19331619 - 12/27/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha right on, 
I didn't make it past preschool mine was behavioral though. I didn't question the bible at four years old I just wouldn't STFU and sit down
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 1
#19331632 - 12/27/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: Haha right on, 
I didn't make it past preschool mine was behavioral though. I didn't question the bible at four years old I just wouldn't STFU and sit down
apparently, the nuns said "maybe this isn't the right place for young koods" lol
I never got to eat Jesus, my only regret.
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#19331642 - 12/27/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I never got to eat Jesus, my only regret.
He is a bit stale, so it's not like you missed out on anything.
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#19331652 - 12/27/13 03:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've eaten Jesus hundreds of times he's always bland as fuck. he could use some butter or jam or something.
For my first confession I told the priest I let a girl touch my penis in day care
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 2
#19331659 - 12/27/13 03:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: For my first confession I told the priest I let a girl touch my penis in day care 
This guy here is a true star

Can I convert to catholicism just to troll the confession priests? Pretty please
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: rulesq] 1
#19331667 - 12/27/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude it's so fun you have no idea.
By high school I started telling him how i was smoking weed taking psychedelics railing coke and shit.
He had to smile and shake hands with my parents, couldn't say a damn thing
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 1
#19331672 - 12/27/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: Dude it's so fun you have no idea.
By high school I started telling him how i was smoking weed taking psychedelics railing coke and shit.
He had to smile and shake hands with my parents, couldn't say a damn thing 
Fuck yeah, why haven't I thought of this before
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 2
#19331675 - 12/27/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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just about everyone I've known with a decent personality has been mind fucked by the catholic church, and mind fucked them right back.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331681 - 12/27/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Finland has the lowest proportion of Catholics in all of Europe, about 9,000 people.[1] The overwhelming majority are foreign-born, particularly Polish. About half of the priests are Polish. As of 2007 there are only two Finland-born priests, and only one of them works in Finland. The Bishop of Helsinki is Mgr. Teemu Sippo, appointed on June 16, 2009. He is the first Finn to serve as a Catholic bishop for over 500 years.
I had to google a bit. There are almost 10x more muslims in here, than catholics
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: rulesq]
#19331683 - 12/27/13 04:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Finland has the lowest proportion of Catholics in all of Europe, about 9,000 people
so, half your population is catholic?
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331688 - 12/27/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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Finland has the lowest proportion of Catholics in all of Europe, about 9,000 people
so, half your population is catholic?


I don't even know where to.. Nevermind
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods] 1
#19331690 - 12/27/13 04:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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 I met an ex-Moslem whose parents converted to Catholicism when they moved to America. He got Shitty drunk on stolen communion wine at church camp.
The best part is after he confessed it
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 1
#19331698 - 12/27/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That is the most insidious part of the catholic mentality... You can do whatever the fuck you want, as long as you fess up before you die, you're good to go. You just have to make sure to time everything properly and not get hit by a bus and end up in Ensenada.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331708 - 12/27/13 04:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey man if it wasnt for last rites a lot of rapists and murderers wouldn't have made it to heaven. Is that what you want???
In the epic battle between heaven and hell during the apocalypse I def. want them on my side
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19331710 - 12/27/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I still think they get rapey with their own side.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331716 - 12/27/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh... 
It's ok they will pray after
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