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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: dukkahwarrior] * 1
    #19331331 - 12/27/13 12:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i just find it weird how a transcendent god would be so caught up in human emotions, like anger, jealousy, vengeance, and power-lust :shrug:

i was raised christian during childhood, so i know quite a bit about the bible. i realize it can be translated in infinite ways. it's mostly mistranslated. language is slippery. be careful


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix]
    #19331337 - 12/27/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

As humans we naturally anthropomorphize. As creatures with emotions we attach that to our god. Man wasn't created in the image of God, God was created in the image of man.

However, the Christian (circular) answer to that is: God has emotions, therefore we have emotions due to imago dei. But, since God is holy, good, righteous, perfect, so then is his anger, jealousy, and wrath.

"It's the song that never ends...it just goes on and on my frieeeends..."


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: dukkahwarrior] * 1
    #19331342 - 12/27/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

god simply is.

all other notions of "god" is created by humans


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix]
    #19331346 - 12/27/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Who's to say that this "god" is even what our human vocabulary implies?


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix] * 6
    #19331347 - 12/27/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: dukkahwarrior] * 1
    #19331349 - 12/27/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Who's to say that this "god" is even what our human vocabulary implies?




it's not. that's exactly my point. god speaks only in silence. god teaches only in silence.

one must first vanquish all notions of "god", before they can realize what god is.

listening without defining. it's tricky. but that's the closest one can get to "god"

is it possible to quiet the mind enough to meet god? most people rarely ever do it. and when they do, they call it "psychosis" or some crap/ hahahaha



EDIT:
also, human emotions are things which evolved from animal instincts. emotions are basically a more complex version of instincts, the driving force of behavior. instincts develop into emotions when a species complexifies their behavior. they didn't "come from god". they transformed naturally, along with everything else in nature


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Edited by Envix (12/27/13 01:10 AM)


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix]
    #19331381 - 12/27/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

y'all need Jesus


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19331410 - 12/27/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They do :yesnod:


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: highc]
    #19331483 - 12/27/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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In the beggining, bare minumum of over 8 billion years from earths perspective god made Adam and eve. That's where humans came from. So then what? They died out dinosaurs and such roamed and then evolution just happened to create the human again in a similar fashion millions of years later?

Speaking of dinosaurs to. A priest once told me dinosaur fossils were put here by god to test faith.. Um what!




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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19331507 - 12/27/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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y'all need Jesus




Or any other human as far as im concerned. Jesus was no different then you or me. We are all the son of god.


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: highc] * 1
    #19331512 - 12/27/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is kinda meh without TMH777/YSHServant and his stubbornness/trolling (I'm really not sure which one)


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix]
    #19331514 - 12/27/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Speaking of dinosaurs to. A priest once told me dinosaur fossils were put here by god to test faith.. Um what!



(bill hicks)

that seems to be the most common excuse for fossils by dumb creationists.

the story of adam and eve goes deep. very very deep. entirely symbolic. and makes a lot of sense at the heart of the story. it's about the fall from grace, and entering into the prison of ego. it's the price we must pay to attain enlightenment.

you can get just as much sense out of JRR Tolkien's the similarion

y'know what happens when symbolic stories get translated in a literal context? nonsense



What envix said. It's actually a really beautiful narrative of the rise of consciousness IMO.

Just don't be a tard about it and take shit literally lol


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
    #19331520 - 12/27/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Which Adam and Eve story are we talking about? There's two (at least) in genesis alone.


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
    #19331543 - 12/27/13 02:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Which Adam and Eve story are we talking about? There's two (at least) in genesis alone.



Creation from dust and Temptation by satan causing banishment from the garden.


Awareness causing "shame of their nakedness" etc.


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
    #19331549 - 12/27/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, i can't look at myself in the mirror because of these two fuck ups?


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
    #19331556 - 12/27/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nope just eve, She convinced adAm to go full retard and eat the forbidden fruit.

Now there's Angels with flaming swords and shit keeping us from being happy in the garden.

What a Bitch.  I totally get homosexuality bro. If it was Adam and Adam and we could continue to reproduce asexually by ripping out our ribs we would be eating delicious fruit naked together all day like animals


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
    #19331558 - 12/27/13 03:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nope just eve, What a bitch. She convinced adAm to go full retard and eat the forbidden fruit



I've always thought it was the beyoootch, who ate the forbidden fruit :themoreyouknow:

Oh well


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: rulesq]
    #19331564 - 12/27/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh she totally did then she gave some to adam. You think she let him have the first bite? No. She's eve. And she's a bitch. The bible teaches us that women are inherently weaker willed than men and that men do stupid shit if women convince them to.


Therefore jesus


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
    #19331566 - 12/27/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just reading the bible here, and I have a point of order to make.

God told Adam to not eat the kiwi (for sake of argument) before Eve was even made. He didn't tell Eve shit, nor did he tell Adam to get Eve up to speed on the kiwi thing. Adam should have asked for a lawyer.


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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
    #19331570 - 12/27/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh so it was ok until he took a bite. Well. a good lawyer could have figured this out.


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