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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19331721 - 12/27/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dan savage did a piece for This American Life about the lure of the Catholic Church.
Be warned, you may get weepy
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19331762 - 12/27/13 05:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow I just finished watching. Couldn't have said it better myself man, when I was younger I wished I could just "make" myself believe what I heard in church. But it is not a choice.
So I was forced to be a black sheep for years, going through the motions painfully.
I love that he wore a shirt from the church that he was kind of ripping on.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight]
#19331997 - 12/27/13 07:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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if u wanna go even more back in time life evolved from 1 cell in water sooo u could say if we eat any other living being we are being cannibalistic according to science
anyway..i think theres truth and lies in religion AND science - fuck me.right
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Envix] 1
#19332083 - 12/27/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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highc said: Speaking of dinosaurs to. A priest once told me dinosaur fossils were put here by god to test faith.. Um what!
Yeah I can't understand how people embrace that idea. So God is some prankster troll who's trying to get people to believe the wrong thing so they'll go to hell? The same God who loves everyone and wants them to go to heaven?
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Envix said: y'know what happens when symbolic stories get translated in a literal context? nonsense
Pretty much.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: highc]
#19332156 - 12/27/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haters gotta' hate.
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psi
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: mpd]
#19332171 - 12/27/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: psi]
#19332252 - 12/27/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm up to a point when I simply get angry as soon as somebody mentions religion to me.
Sure, openmindedmess is a good thing and intelligent conversations are better than anger, but fuck, they start their conversations with absolute non-sense and refuse to hear reason. So I say screw open-mindedness, we should simply discriminate against these people until there kind disapprears. Their children should be raised by the state in order that their parent don't contaminate their young minds with bullshit.
Adam and Eve's kids, who do they have to fuck in order to get kids of their own? Either mommy and daddy or each other. Great message to pass on. Incest fuck yeah! It's great for the gene pool right?
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Patlal] 1
#19332269 - 12/27/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How did the "virgin" mary get pregnant? Whose DNA was it? If jesus is god, then jesus got his own mother pregnant and give birth to himself, what a fucked up story.
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Patlal
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: qman]
#19332270 - 12/27/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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qman said: How did the "virgin" mary get pregnant? Whose DNA was it? If jesus is god, then jesus got his own mother pregnant and give birth to himself, what a fucked up story.
She obviously fucked the neighbor
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Patlal]
#19332301 - 12/27/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread is so far off the mark it's wacky jesus and the bible are some pretty cool dudes if you ask me
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Patlal]
#19332321 - 12/27/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Adam and Eve's kids, who do they have to fuck in order to get kids of their own? Either mommy and daddy or each other. Great message to pass on. Incest fuck yeah! It's great for the gene pool right?
That or other unrelated humans were created directly in the way that Adam and Eve were. There are plenty of other more direct mentions of incest in the Bible though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot_%28biblical_person%29#Lot_and_his_daughters
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: qman] 1
#19332323 - 12/27/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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qman said: How did the "virgin" mary get pregnant? Whose DNA was it? If jesus is god, then jesus got his own mother pregnant and give birth to himself, what a fucked up story.
Honestly, is this story all that hard to figure out? Mary gets knocked up, and she comes up with a totally far fetched story to cover her ass... The goat herders believe it and bamm we've got a new religion. All because some slutty chick had to make up a story about how she got preggers.
The morality in the bible is so fucked up it should be used as an example for how to not live your life.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19332340 - 12/27/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Be truly enlightened..Read the Quran...
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: thilfee] 1
#19332345 - 12/27/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: koods]
#19332366 - 12/27/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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qman said: How did the "virgin" mary get pregnant? Whose DNA was it? If jesus is god, then jesus got his own mother pregnant and give birth to himself, what a fucked up story.
Honestly, is this story all that hard to figure out? Mary gets knocked up, and she comes up with a totally far fetched story to cover her ass... The goat herders believe it and bamm we've got a new religion. All because some slutty chick had to make up a story about how she got preggers.
The morality in the bible is so fucked up it should be used as an example for how to not live your life.
Exactly. Not to mention she banged a colored man. But I guess that's only assuming mary was white. Jesus was def light skinned.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: highc]
#19332403 - 12/27/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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the virgin birth was written by gays
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: rulesq]
#19332406 - 12/27/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol Don't throw the first rock then
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: seadragon]
#19332412 - 12/27/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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seadragon said: the virgin birth was written by gays

ban!
minor!
jk
Let him learn
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: NWlight] 2
#19332466 - 12/27/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said:

For my first confession I told the priest I let a girl touch my penis in day care 
I bet that priest was jealous.
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Re: sooo believers of adam and eve.. [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#19332474 - 12/27/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dark_Star said:
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NWlight said:

For my first confession I told the priest I let a girl touch my penis in day care 
I bet that priest was jealous.

hahahahaha, I don't even.. wait, what? hahahahahahhaha
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