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I want to join the CIA.
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I can't fucking deal with this. I want to join the CIA, I just finished highschool, I'm trying to get into college but I can't be drug free. The CIA requires great grades and no drugs. Not even alcohol. I fucked up my first few years of highschool, fixed the last two and now im almost into a good college.

But I need to stop. I take shrooms, acid, some weed now and then, but I need to stop.

I have to have a year of being drug free before I can apply.

Im too ashamed to post under my name so I'm posting in here. But I'm asking for serious advice...How do I stop drugs when thats all I have going for me?

Its like life is so boring without them, all my friends do them, and without them, what the fuck are we supposed to do with life? Nothing to look forward too...

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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It does. I just wanted a way out of it...

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I'm not worried about stopping, im worried about being bored. Thats the pathetic part =/

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I think it would be awesome to join the CIA. Im already not allowed in due to criminal record, fucked up highschool grades, too old to join the "entry level", not educated enough to join the "older entry level", etc, etc, etc.

If I could; I would. I would still do all the drugs I do now too.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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nsa has many job opportunities. you can apply online to their career canter.:flowstone:

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Until you see an actual job posting, you shouldn't necessarily assume you have to be drug free.

Different government jobs have different requirements and background clearances.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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fuck you for wanting to support the CIA. they are the most crooked fucks around. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SPY WANNABE PIG

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
nsa has many job opportunities. you can apply online to their career canter.:flowstone:


The problem therein still remains; I have a criminal record.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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If you want to join the CIA become fluent in Arabic or Pashto or Farsi

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Ive been meaning to study Arabic anyway. The only way I learn languages best is to immerse myself in another culture. What's the safest Arabic speaking country to live in while still being able to score some good hash?

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Sorry #3, but give up on the CIA.

You have a criminal record, fucked up grades in HS (which is "retard level academics), and couldn't hack it in college.

On top of that, your primary criteria for learning arabic is "finding a country with good hash".

At this point, you probably aren't qualified to manage a McDonald's.  There are millions of potential CIA candidates more qualified than you.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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First and foremost it's terribly disheartening to hear that you consider mushrooms or weed as drugs.These are religious sacraments and tools of shaman worldwide.These are staples of many religions. On the bright side they're exactly the views that the hypocritical corporate cloak and dagger factory goons share, so it sounds like your on the right track.

Why you would ever want to join a group of deceitful, backstabbing, manipulative, cut throat, drug pushers (Crack, Heroin, etc.) is beyond me, but it's obvious that not even the blessed allies of organic power plants have been able to penetrate the crust of hate around your bitter heart. Congratulations, sounds to me like you're just what they're looking for.

My only consolation is knowing that at least Admins can see through the anonymity of thee posts and will hopefully keep a watchful eye and a ban happy finger on you.

Good luck with the job interview, spook wannabe.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yeah I pretty much said that earlier.
Ive given up on ever becoming a fed.
Much easier to be on the other side of the fence.

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Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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#8, Let the admins watch me, The CIA doesn't deal with drugs in America, so even If I was in the CIA I doubt I'd be coming back here to bust your shitty growing op.

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Anonymous #5 said:
Until you see an actual job posting, you shouldn't necessarily assume you have to be drug free.

Different government jobs have different requirements and background clearances.


yeah, I doubt their janitors have to be drug free! :lol:

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Anonymous #3 said: What's the safest Arabic speaking country to live in while still being able to score some good hash?


Safest ha !

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