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Anonymous #1

I want to join the CIA.
    #11103059 - 09/21/09 09:06 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I can't fucking deal with this. I want to join the CIA, I just finished highschool, I'm trying to get into college but I can't be drug free. The CIA requires great grades and no drugs. Not even alcohol. I fucked up my first few years of highschool, fixed the last two and now im almost into a good college.

But I need to stop. I take shrooms, acid, some weed now and then, but I need to stop.

I have to have a year of being drug free before I can apply.

Im too ashamed to post under my name so I'm posting in here. But I'm asking for serious advice...How do I stop drugs when thats all I have going for me?

Its like life is so boring without them, all my friends do them, and without them, what the fuck are we supposed to do with life? Nothing to look forward too...

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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to join the CIA. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11103083 - 09/21/09 09:10 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11103135 - 09/21/09 09:15 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

It does. I just wanted a way out of it...

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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to join the CIA. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11103211 - 09/21/09 09:23 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11103224 - 09/21/09 09:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not worried about stopping, im worried about being bored. Thats the pathetic part =/

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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to join the CIA. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11103246 - 09/21/09 09:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #3

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11105005 - 09/22/09 05:01 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think it would be awesome to join the CIA. Im already not allowed in due to criminal record, fucked up highschool grades, too old to join the "entry level", not educated enough to join the "older entry level", etc, etc, etc.

If I could; I would. I would still do all the drugs I do now too.

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Anonymous #4

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11105028 - 09/22/09 05:22 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

nsa has many job opportunities. you can apply online to their career canter.:flowstone:

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Anonymous #5

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11105092 - 09/22/09 06:08 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Until you see an actual job posting, you shouldn't necessarily assume you have to be drug free.

Different government jobs have different requirements and background clearances.

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Anonymous #6

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11105095 - 09/22/09 06:10 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

fuck you for wanting to support the CIA. they are the most crooked fucks around. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SPY WANNABE PIG

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Anonymous #3

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11105102 - 09/22/09 06:15 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
nsa has many job opportunities. you can apply online to their career canter.:flowstone:



The problem therein still remains; I have a criminal record.

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Anonymous #7

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11105210 - 09/22/09 07:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

If you want to join the CIA become fluent in Arabic or Pashto or Farsi

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Anonymous #3

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #11105232 - 09/22/09 07:40 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Ive been meaning to study Arabic anyway. The only way I learn languages best is to immerse myself in another culture. What's the safest Arabic speaking country to live in while still being able to score some good hash?

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Anonymous #5

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11105250 - 09/22/09 07:48 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry #3, but give up on the CIA.

You have a criminal record, fucked up grades in HS (which is "retard level academics), and couldn't hack it in college.

On top of that, your primary criteria for learning arabic is "finding a country with good hash".

At this point, you probably aren't qualified to manage a McDonald's.  There are millions of potential CIA candidates more qualified than you.

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Anonymous #8

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11105870 - 09/22/09 10:57 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

First and foremost it's terribly disheartening to hear that you consider mushrooms or weed as drugs.These are religious sacraments and tools of shaman worldwide.These are staples of many religions. On the bright side they're exactly the views that the hypocritical corporate cloak and dagger factory goons share, so it sounds like your on the right track.

Why you would ever want to join a group of deceitful, backstabbing, manipulative, cut throat, drug pushers (Crack, Heroin, etc.) is beyond me, but it's obvious that not even the blessed allies of organic power plants have been able to penetrate the crust of hate around your bitter heart. Congratulations, sounds to me like you're just what they're looking for.

My only consolation is knowing that at least Admins can see through the anonymity of thee posts and will hopefully keep a watchful eye and a ban happy finger on you.

Good luck with the job interview, spook wannabe.

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Anonymous #3

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11106332 - 09/22/09 12:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I pretty much said that earlier.
Ive given up on ever becoming a fed.
Much easier to be on the other side of the fence.

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Anonymous #1

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11106709 - 09/22/09 01:36 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

#8, Let the admins watch me, The CIA doesn't deal with drugs in America, so even If I was in the CIA I doubt I'd be coming back here to bust your shitty growing op.

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Anonymous #9

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11106730 - 09/22/09 01:40 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Until you see an actual job posting, you shouldn't necessarily assume you have to be drug free.

Different government jobs have different requirements and background clearances.




yeah, I doubt their janitors have to be drug free! :lol:

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Anonymous #7

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11109122 - 09/22/09 09:05 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said: What's the safest Arabic speaking country to live in while still being able to score some good hash?




Safest ha !

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Anonymous #10

Re: I want to join the CIA. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11109257 - 09/22/09 09:28 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #9

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11109380 - 09/22/09 09:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

the CIA also gives STRONG preference to those with a military background, and especially special ops type service.  But don't forget, there are plenty of other jobs at the CIA besides being an operative.  As someone said, they employ lots of translators, and analysts as well.

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Anonymous #11

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11112287 - 09/23/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

CLIA

Central Lack Of Intelligence! :smile:

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Anonymous #12

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11115863 - 09/23/09 10:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

You are who you hang out with...
Thats what I say... start to meet people with substance and something to offer this world, and you will find more positive things in life.

Good luck to you sir

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Anonymous #13

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11115934 - 09/23/09 10:12 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I work for the CIA.  We are a pretty small agency, tightly woven, if you will.

I don't think you have what it takes.

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Anonymous #14

Re: I want to join the CIA. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11116552 - 09/23/09 11:52 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Find new things to occupy your time & your mind, things that'll make you feel better & healthier in the long run. Work out, meditate, take up a marital art....and the whole time keep your goal in mind.

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Its like life is so boring without them, all my friends do them, and without them, what the fuck are we supposed to do with life? Nothing to look forward too...




Bullshit, there's way more to life than drugs man...and I'm struggling with my own drug problems, real ones; like heroin & cocaine. You'll be fine, just take the advice I wrote up top; find new hobbies to occupy your time, ones that are benefical in general & especially if you want to work for the CIA (like working out & martial arts), take your schooling seriously. Study your ass off & meditate to calm your mind. All of this will consume a lot of your time & mind.....most of it in fact, so you won't be that bored.

The thing is though, sometimes you will be bored, sometimes life sucks...but keep your goal in mind, and keep striving towards it. It's all you man, you've got the power. :wink:

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