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Re-live college
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I've read a lot of pubbers fantasies about living out on the road hitchhiking, or going around the world volunteering at festivals and just hanging out and shit... Here's mine:

I fucking love college, and i want to stay young for as long as possible.
If i fucking loose my shit im going to do this.
First ill quit my job and apply to the university. Within a year i should be able to become responsible for transcripts or bribe someone who is.
I will use that po-sish of authority to produce a transcript of highschool that looks good (basically took me my first year of Comunity college (2 real years) to get H.S. graduate status. i lied my ass off.

I will also give myself a university transcript of about 16 credits of advanced classes that i never wana take again with 4.0 staus (pretty much what i already have, but only saying i took 16 hr's.)

Once i have all that taken care of, i will assume a false identity through means i wont articulate, but i should easily be able to get a SS# and a 1990 birthdate.

I will send all of this shit in applications to FAFSA and somplace sweet like University in Florida, or Texas.
See where im going with this?

I will re-live college. Just get a shitty little place on campus (dorm) and do the whole thing again! :awetrippie:



I might even rush a frat. I would get heavily involved in campus life and clubs, charities, etc. and no bullshit job more than 40 20 hr's a week.
It would be so easy to pull off its almost like why shouldn't I?

4-6 more years of getting drunk, getting in bar fights, drugs, getting laid, and meeting people; all that shit.
Who thinks this would be amazing... i do; van wilder shit. WIN.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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that's my plan minus going back to college. i replaced that with traveling dirt poor forever.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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so that then you can be that creepy old-er dude that gets real edgy when people ask you questions about where you are from then get into a drunken fight with them?


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Re: Re-live college [Re: masspan]
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masspan said:
so that then you can be that creepy old-er dude that gets real edgy when people ask you questions about where you are from then get into a drunken fight with them?


thats basically it. :stoned::thumbup:

I wouldn't seem old tho. I still look young, and i'de be in great shape if i could work out every day instead of work work work... I played sports in college, maybe i could even walk on a team (baseball, fencing, swimming, golf whatever.) The fights are pure fun, but i wouldn't be talking to to many dudes at the bar if you know what i mean :borat:

Im sure this has been done before.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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do college once. get rich. buy an island. party.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
do college once. get rich. buy an island. party.


That was my first plan, but it turns out im really good at college already.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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its not exactly hard to be 'good' at college...

hard is getting a job paying £100,000 a year.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
hard is getting a job paying �100,000 a year.


You speak as if i have'nt done that already...

edit: $ not £.
I should try to make 100k € next year fucking €uropeans, and you bitch about US being to money oriented. College isnt about getting a job- at least it shouldn't be. The president of my co. (bosses bosses boss) never finished highschool. You would like the fuck out of his boat.


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Edited by rodfarva (09/19/09 02:21 PM)

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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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well you were silly to quit a job paying a quarter million dollerz.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
well you were silly to quit a job paying a quarter million dollerz.


edited.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said:
mycelismymind said:
hard is getting a job paying �100,000 a year.


You speak as if i have'nt done that already...

edit: $ not �.
I should try to make 100k � next year fucking �uropeans, and you bitch about US being to money oriented. College isnt about getting a job- at least it shouldn't be. The president of my co. (bosses bosses boss) never finished highschool. You would like the fuck out of his boat.


who bitches about money orientation? i don't think i did.

its all swings and roundabouts, the CEO of coca-cola studied at my uni...
yeah it shouldn't be about doing something stupidly job-specific but leaving college and going to work in McDonald's is a waste of time and money.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
rodfarva said:
mycelismymind said:
hard is getting a job paying �100,000 a year.


You speak as if i have'nt done that already...

edit: $ not �.
I should try to make 100k � next year fucking �uropeans, and you bitch about US being to money oriented. College isnt about getting a job- at least it shouldn't be. The president of my co. (bosses bosses boss) never finished highschool. You would like the fuck out of his boat.


who bitches about money orientation? i don't think i did.

its all swings and roundabouts, the CEO of coca-cola studied at my uni...
yeah it shouldn't be about doing something stupidly job-specific but leaving college and going to work in McDonald's is a waste of time and money.



WRONG.

not IF it makes you happy. Back to the topic plz :p


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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it is wrong, because you are probably taking the college place of someone who actually wants to learn; so you can party and fight.

lame.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
it is wrong, because you are probably taking the college place of someone who actually wants to learn; so you can party and fight.

lame.


It's not like kids are really in a naked shit throwing fight to get into college. Im not trying to defraud USC med school, just a nice tear 4 school someplace sunny.


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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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i wish my application was as easy as a naked shit throwing fight!

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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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Why not just go back and get a second degree?

If you're willing to pay for it, they'll accept you.  I'm not understanding why this would take diabolical schemes/planning.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Re-live college [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said:
mycelismymind said:
it is wrong, because you are probably taking the college place of someone who actually wants to learn; so you can party and fight.

lame.


It's not like kids are really in a naked shit throwing fight to get into college. Im not trying to defraud USC med school, just a nice tear 4 school someplace sunny.


*tier


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