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Coaster
Baʿal

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Describe GOD in 1 sentence

#11015462 - 09/07/09 03:35 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

“you know when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it, god’s the guy that ignores you.”

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DieCommie

Registered: 12/11/03
Posts: 29,258

Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Coaster]
#11015468 - 09/07/09 03:36 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

The hypothesized sentient creator of the universe.

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DigitalTerror
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Coaster]
#11015471 - 09/07/09 03:37 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

A fictional character who was made up to rule the mass of people.

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Rocker232
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Coaster]
#11015472 - 09/07/09 03:37 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

"God is consciousness."

Asking "God" for anything is silly, IF there is a designer, it does not care about you or I.

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Hakim0777
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: DigitalTerror]
#11015473 - 09/07/09 03:38 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Some people need It.

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Coaster
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: DigitalTerror]
#11015474 - 09/07/09 03:38 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

God is a crutch for the people to be comfortable with their existence

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P-O
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: DigitalTerror]
#11015477 - 09/07/09 03:38 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

DigitalTerror said:

A fictional character who was made up to rule the mass of people.

This

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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11015479 - 09/07/09 03:39 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

dead jerry garcia rotting in a ditch covered in piss

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SHiZNO
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: P-O]
#11015481 - 09/07/09 03:39 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I am God.

:thumbup:

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Coaster
Baʿal

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Bridgeburner]
#11015482 - 09/07/09 03:39 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

b0red5tiff said:

dead jerry garcia rotting in a ditch covered in piss

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alternatereality
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11015484 - 09/07/09 03:39 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

A nonexistent being created to both control and comfort people.

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Nuggetpouch

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: alternatereality]
#11015495 - 09/07/09 03:41 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

a word used to describe the unknown force that is responsible for the origin of life.

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rovert
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

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#11015497 - 09/07/09 03:42 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

a person or being made up by goverments a very long tim ago to give poeple an idea of right and wrong so the world isnt in chaos.

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GeorgieBoy

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

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#11015500 - 09/07/09 03:43 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

GOD IS DEAD.

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Enthrall
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

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#11015505 - 09/07/09 03:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

God is omnipotent, God is good, but Evil exists.

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Almond Flour
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: GeorgieBoy]
#11015507 - 09/07/09 03:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Is Away on Business.

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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

:morningtoke:

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: GeorgieBoy]
#11015509 - 09/07/09 03:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

GeorgieBoy said:

GOD IS DEAD.

what is that second thing in your sig from? the 70's dude.

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learningtofly
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11015527 - 09/07/09 03:47 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

God is a tool is used to control some, act as a crutch for others, and scare the rest; but on its own it can't do anything.

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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11015534 - 09/07/09 03:48 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

makes us feel better about our mortality and the pointlessness and randomness of our own existence.

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Edited by Deltron3030 (09/07/09 03:52 PM)

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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Describe GOD in 1 sentence

[Re: Coaster]
#11015547 - 09/07/09 03:50 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

An alien entity sent to bio engineer primitive Earth apes into what would later be called humans.

>__>

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