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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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AcidDropper420 said:
okay since i got permission here is my story.


it all started a couple years ago, first night of this local music festival, me and my friend M just dropped 4 hits of LSD each and we went out dancing with some girls, i met this girl named sky and her and her overweight friend glenda, were looking for some grass, i told them i had a ounce in my bag and would sell them some in a little bit,

me and sky had talked for a little over and hour before her other friend, Amanda, (whom i had previously met a couple months before this, because she was dating my shroom dealer) took sky away from me and i didn't see either of them until we were all packing up to leave.


so my friend M had wondered off some where, and the girl i was hoping to get with was gone, and i was left with her friend Glenda, and she was drunk and very flirtatious towards me, by this time i was tripping mad balls of the wall from this acid and things got a little blurry,

i remember Glenda asking me for the quarter i had once promised to sell them earlier that night, i agreed to get it and i would be right back, as i walked to the ten to get my bag with the grass in it, she followed me, i did not know this :lol:


so i zip open the tent and i get pushed from behind and this 200lbs. woman falls on top of me, and me not knowing really wtf was happening just kinda layed there, and soon enough i see this balooga whale of a woman of my dick, mad wild thrusts, then she sucked me off until i came, i instantly feel asleep afterwards and woke up to a fat naked woman beside,


everything slowly came back to me the next day... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the only time, i have ever had sex on LSD, and it was the time i  was also raped by a fat woman..


thank you



I don't know whether to laugh or cry or put you down for experiencing such pain.

I think I would have let the fat girl suckle a little bit, but I didn't want to give her the wrong impressions. Throwing her fat ass into the street felt good!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: laserpig]
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you got :jacked: by jigglytits avatar guy


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

Edited by Cannabischarlie (09/04/09 04:40 AM)

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
you got :threadjacked: by jigglytits avatar guy



LOL :rofl2: LOL


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: pfxtc]
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heh, thats me:smirk:


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
Cannabischarlie said:
you got :threadjacked: by jigglytits avatar guy



LOL :rofl2: LOL



its fixed now :jacked:

i created this avatar


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
Papaver said:
pfxtc said:
I raped myself once



:eek:



:lol:



pff..me thrice :highfive:


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BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH


A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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AcidDropper420 said:
okay since i got permission here is my story.


it all started a couple years ago, first night of this local music festival, me and my friend M just dropped 4 hits of LSD each and we went out dancing with some girls, i met this girl named sky and her and her overweight friend glenda, were looking for some grass, i told them i had a ounce in my bag and would sell them some in a little bit,

me and sky had talked for a little over and hour before her other friend, Amanda, (whom i had previously met a couple months before this, because she was dating my shroom dealer) took sky away from me and i didn't see either of them until we were all packing up to leave.


so my friend M had wondered off some where, and the girl i was hoping to get with was gone, and i was left with her friend Glenda, and she was drunk and very flirtatious towards me, by this time i was tripping mad balls of the wall from this acid and things got a little blurry,

i remember Glenda asking me for the quarter i had once promised to sell them earlier that night, i agreed to get it and i would be right back, as i walked to the ten to get my bag with the grass in it, she followed me, i did not know this :lol:


so i zip open the tent and i get pushed from behind and this 200lbs. woman falls on top of me, and me not knowing really wtf was happening just kinda layed there, and soon enough i see this balooga whale of a woman of my dick, mad wild thrusts, then she sucked me off until i came, i instantly feel asleep afterwards and woke up to a fat naked woman beside,


everything slowly came back to me the next day... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the only time, i have ever had sex on LSD, and it was the time i  was also raped by a fat woman..


thank you



It's not rape if you don't say no.


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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Couldn't you just have pushed her off or something?

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
How does a chick slip a guy a roofie?

Can't chicks just be like, "Hey, you! Yea. Green hat. Sex?"



Well guys rape girls and there is an endless supply to whores :shrug:


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: DimensionX]
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DimensionX said:
Couldn't you just have pushed her off or something?



That would have been gay lol.

"Eww stop, I see a stretch mark.  This feels yucky now!"

Y'all man up and give these fat girls some love.

Fucking fat girls pays off.

Ever wondered why hot girls have one fat friend?

They're using the fat girls to find out which guys are real.


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If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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wtf are you talking about


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: laserpig]
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Fat girls are gross.

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: laserpig]
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Some 20 year old fat chick apparently had sex with me when i was passed out drunk on my friends back porch when i was 16. My friends thoght it was hilarious and didn't stop her. The bitch gave me like a dozen black hickies on my neck to get me hard. Completly fucked up situation. Man rape does happen. I feel dirty all over again.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: laserpig]
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Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?



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If you build it they will shrug.
:shrug:

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Kada]
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Kada said:
Some 20 year old fat chick apparently had sex with me when i was passed out drunk on my friends back porch when i was 16. My friends thoght it was hilarious and didn't stop her. The bitch gave me like a dozen black hickies on my neck to get me hard. Completly fucked up situation. Man rape does happen. I feel dirty all over again.



So have you since explored your subconcious hickie fetish?

Really though, why couldn't she give you head to get you hard?


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If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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Oh i love when someone sucks on my neck, and i love sucking on someones neck. As long as that someone is my wifey. (unless you have 5 bucks, id hook you up)


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: blewmeanie]
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:rofl2:


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Kada]
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I think its funny how we laugh about stories dealing with a guy getting raped by a fat girl, but if it was a girl getting raped by a fat guy things would turn serious fairly quick.

Double standard?

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Re: can you get a boner if you're a dude who's been slipped a rufie? [Re: Tranquil Toad]
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I swear I read somewhere you can be brain dead or something, and still get a boner.


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