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This dude just tried to break into my house...
#4407571 - 07/15/05 11:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well this was only about 15 minutes ago..
I was sleeping on the couch and I hear something in the kitchen, I was
thinking that my mom was home, so I got up. I go out there and no one
is there. So I start looking around to see if maybe she's in her room,
then I notice the time is only 10:30 AM, and my mom doesn't get her
lunch break until 12 PM. So I walk back to the kitchen and I see this
guy walking back towards my house from my garage. He walks into my
front yard and starts to walk away. He turns around and sees me and
comes to my door. Now, we have a small studio for lease in the back of
our house, so he says that he was looking at the studio. Well he
leaves and that's when I start to notice things. Remember I just got
up. Well, we have a sliding glass door and a sliding screen door in
our sun room (yes we have a sun room), and the sliding screen door is
half way open. Outside of these sliding doors is a little areas where
you can sit and smoke, grow plants or whatever. And there is ONE way
to get into that NOT coming from the house. There is a big swinging
wooden door that is HARD AS FUCK to open from the outside. Then I walk
to my back garage (where I first saw the guy coming from) and the side
door of the garage is open. So now I'm like, "This little tweaker
bitch tried to break into my house!!". When I was talking to him, he had
that tweaker look, and he studdered a bit. So now I'm hoping that he
comes back so I can test out my new Louisville Slugger (one of the
nice wooden ones) ----------------------------------------------------------
And I was wondering, does anyone know the laws (or know of a website
that has the laws) in California of what you can do to a person
that's trying to break into your house?
Hopefully beating the FUCK out of him is legal...
I've got that ADRENALINE rush going lol... -------------------------------------------------------- And this guy didn't have his car in front of my house, and when you're
gonna break into a house, you don't park your car in front of the
house that you're going to break into...
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drtyfrnk
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407584 - 07/15/05 12:03 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck him man, that sucks brother.
Yeah, if he came back again, fuck his ass up!
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0xYg3n
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407590 - 07/15/05 12:05 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't expect that guy to come back.....
Then again, he is a dumbass tweaker moron with severe mental problems.
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4407595 - 07/15/05 12:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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And I live in a REAL nice suburb, not in the projects... So I guess tweakers aren't limited to shitty neighborhoods...
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vivid
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407606 - 07/15/05 12:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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truly. tweak is like the modern black plague, its spreads everywhere. Shoulda hit him first and ask questions later.
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: vivid]
#4407624 - 07/15/05 12:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bam!!! So you like the studio in the back?
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Yarry
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407627 - 07/15/05 12:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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i would suggest sending me anything you have of value and you wont encounter that problem again
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Yarry]
#4407647 - 07/15/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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PM me your addy... j/k
Luckily we just moved in about 1.5 months ago, so we have nothing in the
garage, but I wish we had shit in there, so if i saw him walking out of
my garage with something i could have tested my new baseball bat.
I REALLY WANT HIM TO COME BACK, maybe I'll purchase a little crystal
and put it on the back porch, he'll smell it from like a mile away
lol.. I'd fuck him up before he does it, because I'm not fighting
anyone on crystal meth bro...
Hella_Tight should come down here and we'll fuck up tweakers and fuck
some dime broads...
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vivid
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Yarry]
#4407648 - 07/15/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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the way i look at it is, if the dude was really looking at the studio, most people would call ahead to see when it would be ok to check it out. Never hesitate hitting a tweaker, its only a matter of time before they try to steal something from you. haha
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: vivid]
#4407650 - 07/15/05 12:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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And I was nice to him also, before I started realising what he was
really here for...
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Phychotron
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407676 - 07/15/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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last i remember, they have to be inside your house before you can shoot them... not half way in the window... all the way in.. so if they are climbing thru a window, you shoot and kill them, and they fly back and fall out the window... toss there ass back inside and you'll be good... shoot the person, then shoot in the celing... that way the nieghbors will say they heard your warning shot....
but i think in washington, you have to be attaked before you can shoot them...
if i were you i would throw a fresh shinny dead bolt on the garage, just to let him know you've beefed up security around there... add a trip wire or two.. that goes to a bell all high up... it's easy, just need a few eye hooks and some fishing line... that'll really fuck with him if he comes back. maybe even a motion sensng light...
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Phychotron]
#4407853 - 07/15/05 01:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phychotron said: shoot them...
if i were you i would throw a fresh shinny dead bolt on the garage, just to let him know you've beefed up security around there... add a trip wire or two.. that goes to a bell all high up... it's easy, just need a few eye hooks and some fishing line... that'll really fuck with him if he comes back. maybe even a motion sensng light...
Especially if he's a tweaker.
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407919 - 07/15/05 01:45 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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My mom said some people wearing halloween masks have been breaking into houses about 2 blocks over. She said they're just scaring the people who live in the houses. I hope they get shot in the face.
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4407968 - 07/15/05 01:55 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck that, you should have been all over him when you first saw him. no one steps foot on the compound without aquiring broken kneecaps.
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Dark_Star]
#4407980 - 07/15/05 01:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dark_Star said:
Quote:
Phychotron said: shoot them...
if i were you i would throw a fresh shinny dead bolt on the garage, just to let him know you've beefed up security around there... add a trip wire or two.. that goes to a bell all high up... it's easy, just need a few eye hooks and some fishing line... that'll really fuck with him if he comes back. maybe even a motion sensng light...
Especially if he's a tweaker.
That will go off if he's within 3 miles.
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trendal
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4408081 - 07/15/05 02:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I seem to remember something quite similar happening to you, drtyfrnk
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4411012 - 07/16/05 07:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I live way off the road I see someone in my yard that I don't know
I just shut the fuck up and let my 9 do the talking.
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Krishna
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411016 - 07/16/05 07:43 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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dammit joe i just came by to visit and then you started all a'shootin at me...
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Krishna]
#4411023 - 07/16/05 07:46 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I thought you was one them revenuers,trying to get my still.
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411026 - 07/16/05 07:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
joe666 said: I live way off the road I see someone in my yard that I don't know
I just shut the fuck up and let my 9 do the talking.
no doubt
I had some people in my yard about a month ago(at around 12 midnight) they were drinking in the woods and smoking
I snuck up on them hit the flaslight and pointed my M-14 at thier direction(I was within 10' of them)
they froze
I told them not to leave the bottles in my yard, be quiet and give me a beer
they are only kids
they came back over a few days later and apologized to my wife...
she said, as long as there is no evidence they are here we know nothing
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danlennon3
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411034 - 07/16/05 07:51 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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when he comes again, beat his face in with a bat....if it even goes to courts, plead ignorance, and say you thought he was holding a knife in his hand
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: danlennon3]
#4411036 - 07/16/05 07:52 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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shit....
in FL you dont really need a reason anymore
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411037 - 07/16/05 07:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I find kids riding around on my land with 4 wheelers. I let my dogs scare the fuck outta them before I call them off.
then I tell the kids to leave and never come back on this private propery.
If I find them again, I take the 4 wheeler key, and tell them their parents can come and get it back, that way I get to have a nice long chat with their parents.
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411052 - 07/16/05 07:58 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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wow you're a dick
hahahhaha
I know man they get hurt your ass gets sued
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411053 - 07/16/05 07:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said:
I know man they get hurt your ass gets sued
that's my whole reason for being that way
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411079 - 07/16/05 08:19 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know man just playin
it sucks I got sued last year because a neighbors dog went in our pool...then went home...got water on their tile floor and the owner supposedly slipped....that suit cost me 25K in lawyers costs
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Digs
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411082 - 07/16/05 08:21 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow..........
What a dickhead
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Digs]
#4411100 - 07/16/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea
and they are hippies, odd
I told them if I see the dong on my property again I'm considering it a threat to my children and I will shoot it
I really wouldn't, its not the dogs fault butg I'd shoot the owner in a heartbeat
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Krishna
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411150 - 07/16/05 08:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: it sucks I got sued last year because a neighbors dog went in our pool...then went home...got water on their tile floor and the owner supposedly slipped....that suit cost me 25K in lawyers costs
fuckin' hell people are stupid!
(not you - the people who sued you for that)
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Phychotron
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411184 - 07/16/05 09:14 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I find them again, I take the 4 wheeler key, and tell them their parents can come and get it back, that way I get to have a nice long chat with their parents.
and you get to ride a 4 wheeler for awhile....
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411195 - 07/16/05 09:20 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said:25K in lawyers costs
The fact that the "this is fucking retarded, it's a dog ffs" argument doesnt work speaks volumes about our judicial system
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Turd
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412036 - 07/16/05 02:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hopefully beating the FUCK out of him is legal...
some old guy in texas shot two dudes trying to break into his house and I don't believe he was ever charged with anythig....
but seriously, why are people here always looking for reasons to beat the crap out of people? More and more often in the pub, I see people suggesting that someone just beat the crap out of someone. Or "if so and so does this again, beat the crap out of him". This is the pub... why always the wish for violence.
It's fucking creepy. It's like.... nobody here will admit they just want to go beat someone up.... but if it's in self defense, even if the person poses no physical threat to you, it's ok to beat them within an inch of their life. That's messed up.
We wont get anywhere as a species until we can get passed this self-defeating primal instinct to harm eachother.
Recently, an acquaintence of mine... call him Bob.... did something like this. Someone was trying to break into his place via the screen door or something. He went around behind the guy and hit him in the head with a full beer bottle. Cracked the kid's skull. Kid goes to hospital, never heard what came of him. Point of the story is, this kid's meth-head friends heard about it, and about a week later Bob ended up with more than a couple broken bones in a parking lot.
Violence sure solved that problem.
I'm not saying you should shake his hand and give him a boquet of pretty red roses the next time he comes around.... but there's gotta be another option besides beating him with a baseball bat.
at least.... I'd like to think there is.
edit: If someone tried to break into my house, I would attack them with a weapon. This post is mostly just wishfull hippy thinking. However I still do wish there was another option, even if I know there sometimes isn't.
Edited by Turd (07/16/05 03:02 PM)
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Shroomism
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Turd]
#4412050 - 07/16/05 03:05 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Even hippies have to kick some ass from time to time..
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Shroomism]
#4412240 - 07/16/05 04:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I sell crack, so if you wanna jump, I'm strapped 24/7...
Not really, but I'll never turn down fucking up someones body with a wooden baseball bat (for good reasons only)... Just me..
He hasn't came back, yet. (as far as i know)
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412331 - 07/16/05 04:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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violence begets violenece
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: DF2K]
#4412491 - 07/16/05 05:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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My dad had a wonderful trick for situations like this.. He would just show the rockheads his mossberg 12 gauge, maybe chamber a shell.. That would do it every time.. I remember when I was a little kid, a crackhead was tryin' to get in our house, and my dad went to the door with his shotty, and pumped it.. Dude ran like the devil was on his tail..
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412514 - 07/16/05 06:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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if he's in your house, and you see each other at the same time and he runs to try to get out of the house and you charge at him with your baseball bat and end up killin him, you'll get charged with murder. you cant kill him if he's running away. if he's dead on your front lawn, you better move the body in the house if you dont want to get charged with murder. that's what criminology class has taught me atleast
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CaptainH13
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: nightkrawler]
#4412522 - 07/16/05 06:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's why you aim for his knees.....
you fuck up his ACL and he'll be fucked up for live,unless he steals a pot of gold for surgery......
. but you know,violence isn't the answer ....
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412613 - 07/16/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's god and his karma for having such an annoying sig.
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