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danlennon3
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411034 - 07/16/05 07:51 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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when he comes again, beat his face in with a bat....if it even goes to courts, plead ignorance, and say you thought he was holding a knife in his hand
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: danlennon3]
#4411036 - 07/16/05 07:52 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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shit....
in FL you dont really need a reason anymore
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411037 - 07/16/05 07:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I find kids riding around on my land with 4 wheelers. I let my dogs scare the fuck outta them before I call them off.
then I tell the kids to leave and never come back on this private propery.
If I find them again, I take the 4 wheeler key, and tell them their parents can come and get it back, that way I get to have a nice long chat with their parents.
-------------------- "A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason"-Coy Turner Sr. "what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson "I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411052 - 07/16/05 07:58 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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wow you're a dick
hahahhaha
I know man they get hurt your ass gets sued
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joe666
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411053 - 07/16/05 07:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said:
I know man they get hurt your ass gets sued
that's my whole reason for being that way
-------------------- "A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason"-Coy Turner Sr. "what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson "I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411079 - 07/16/05 08:19 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know man just playin
it sucks I got sued last year because a neighbors dog went in our pool...then went home...got water on their tile floor and the owner supposedly slipped....that suit cost me 25K in lawyers costs
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Digs
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411082 - 07/16/05 08:21 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow..........
What a dickhead
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goobler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Digs]
#4411100 - 07/16/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea
and they are hippies, odd
I told them if I see the dong on my property again I'm considering it a threat to my children and I will shoot it
I really wouldn't, its not the dogs fault butg I'd shoot the owner in a heartbeat
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Krishna
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411150 - 07/16/05 08:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said: it sucks I got sued last year because a neighbors dog went in our pool...then went home...got water on their tile floor and the owner supposedly slipped....that suit cost me 25K in lawyers costs
fuckin' hell people are stupid!
(not you - the people who sued you for that)
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Phychotron
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: joe666]
#4411184 - 07/16/05 09:14 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
If I find them again, I take the 4 wheeler key, and tell them their parents can come and get it back, that way I get to have a nice long chat with their parents.
and you get to ride a 4 wheeler for awhile....
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Digs
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: goobler]
#4411195 - 07/16/05 09:20 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said:25K in lawyers costs
The fact that the "this is fucking retarded, it's a dog ffs" argument doesnt work speaks volumes about our judicial system
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Turd
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412036 - 07/16/05 02:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hopefully beating the FUCK out of him is legal...
some old guy in texas shot two dudes trying to break into his house and I don't believe he was ever charged with anythig....
but seriously, why are people here always looking for reasons to beat the crap out of people? More and more often in the pub, I see people suggesting that someone just beat the crap out of someone. Or "if so and so does this again, beat the crap out of him". This is the pub... why always the wish for violence.
It's fucking creepy. It's like.... nobody here will admit they just want to go beat someone up.... but if it's in self defense, even if the person poses no physical threat to you, it's ok to beat them within an inch of their life. That's messed up.
We wont get anywhere as a species until we can get passed this self-defeating primal instinct to harm eachother.
Recently, an acquaintence of mine... call him Bob.... did something like this. Someone was trying to break into his place via the screen door or something. He went around behind the guy and hit him in the head with a full beer bottle. Cracked the kid's skull. Kid goes to hospital, never heard what came of him. Point of the story is, this kid's meth-head friends heard about it, and about a week later Bob ended up with more than a couple broken bones in a parking lot.
Violence sure solved that problem.
I'm not saying you should shake his hand and give him a boquet of pretty red roses the next time he comes around.... but there's gotta be another option besides beating him with a baseball bat.
at least.... I'd like to think there is.
edit: If someone tried to break into my house, I would attack them with a weapon. This post is mostly just wishfull hippy thinking. However I still do wish there was another option, even if I know there sometimes isn't.
Edited by Turd (07/16/05 03:02 PM)
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Shroomism
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Turd]
#4412050 - 07/16/05 03:05 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Even hippies have to kick some ass from time to time..
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FreshCaps
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: Shroomism]
#4412240 - 07/16/05 04:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I sell crack, so if you wanna jump, I'm strapped 24/7...
Not really, but I'll never turn down fucking up someones body with a wooden baseball bat (for good reasons only)... Just me..
He hasn't came back, yet. (as far as i know)
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412331 - 07/16/05 04:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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violence begets violenece
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Kalix
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: DF2K]
#4412491 - 07/16/05 05:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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My dad had a wonderful trick for situations like this.. He would just show the rockheads his mossberg 12 gauge, maybe chamber a shell.. That would do it every time.. I remember when I was a little kid, a crackhead was tryin' to get in our house, and my dad went to the door with his shotty, and pumped it.. Dude ran like the devil was on his tail..
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nightkrawler
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412514 - 07/16/05 06:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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if he's in your house, and you see each other at the same time and he runs to try to get out of the house and you charge at him with your baseball bat and end up killin him, you'll get charged with murder. you cant kill him if he's running away. if he's dead on your front lawn, you better move the body in the house if you dont want to get charged with murder. that's what criminology class has taught me atleast
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CaptainH13
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: nightkrawler]
#4412522 - 07/16/05 06:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's why you aim for his knees.....
you fuck up his ACL and he'll be fucked up for live,unless he steals a pot of gold for surgery......
. but you know,violence isn't the answer ....
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afoaf
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Re: This dude just tried to break into my house... [Re: FreshCaps]
#4412613 - 07/16/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's god and his karma for having such an annoying sig.
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