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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: feifen]
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feifen said:
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circularvortex said:
Anybody ever gone fishing for ravers/hippies?

I think I'm gonna do this again if I can make it to Rothbury:  You bring a fishing rod, a some glowsticks.  Tie the glowsticks to the end of the line, then find a place to hide from sight, cast out your line so the glowstick is in the middle of a path, or hanging from a branch within sight of the path.  It's HILARIOUS if you can isolate a kid who is rolling/tripping alone and keep the glowstick out of his grasp.  One guy chased it while I was reeling it in for about 50 feet.  I laughed at him when he saw the glowstick had stopped at my feet (he was running all hunched over after it), and he just had the most perplexed look on his face when he saw me standing there with a fishing pole.  I gave him the glowstick, I figure he earned it, and I got a good laugh out of it.

Messing with fucked up kids in a non-harmful way provides hours of entertainment.


So I tried this last night at a rave. It works.



This happened to Cerveau at GoTV this year. He ran and dove for it, the kids pulled it as he was diving. It was fucking hilarious. We all laughed like this ==> :rofl2:

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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Platinum]
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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Platinum]
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So Fee and I put rolls in our asses in front of Platinum, and no Platinum didn't do it because he's a sissy. Fee boofed a jagged edged pink star, two of em even. We didn't get pictures, thankfully.

Some things to remember:

1. A solid roll doesn't feel good.
2. Blue Pumas burn like hell.
3. Poop before hand.
4. Crush them and mix with water, inject with a turkey baster or have your special lady friend spit them into your ass.


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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Epic failure, brahs.


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: jewunit]
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bahahahahahahaha


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: jewunit]
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I'm disappointed you didn't join us. I bet you are too.

Edit: You and andrewss sat outside and heard the whole thing go down. Was that sexually arousing for you guys?


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Edited by Cerveau (08/31/09 11:48 PM)

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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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Kinda yes... haha


I was tripping pretty hard at the time and kept on thinking you guys made it all up, like it was some conspiracy joke. But I think I believe it because you guys looked a bit uncomofortable :tongue2:


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: andrewss]
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My asshole burned for hours after, even after I sprayed shit all over the porto-john toilet seat.

FUCK BABIES!

I still can't believe Fee managed to get two five pointed stars up his ass. He's a trooper.


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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Hes got ball


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: andrewss]
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Are those twins on here too? Who else was there that I need to give a rating to?


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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nah those guys arent


thanks for saying good bye brah  :confused:


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Edited by andrewss (09/01/09 12:07 AM)

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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: andrewss]
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That was soooooo fucking epic.


I'll take spit thank you.

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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: andrewss]
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Did I fuck up? I'm sorry. I'm a piece of shit. I didn't see you when I left or at least I was fucked up enough to be completely out of my mind to not see you.

Where were you anyway?


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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I'm glad you didn't say good bye, I was fucking exhausted :lol:


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: jewunit]
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Were you guys sleeping?


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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I don't know when you left, but it had to have been when we were asleep.
Went to bed at like 11 I think and woke up at 3:30. How was the ride back?


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: jewunit]
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We got stuck in NYC because of poor planning. Had to take a Grayhound back. Buses are uncomfortable and I managed to lose my cell phone. Otherwise it was good.

How was yours?


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: andrewss]
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andrewss said:
Hes got ball


:rofl2: this is true.

Fee is the fuckin man.

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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Platinum]
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Fee is mah nigga.


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Re: Sticking a roll in my butt [Re: Cerveau]
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hahaha i'm glad u guys actually did it. i gotta call my friend and ask him why it didnt work though. he claimes to have done it on the regular.
good times. good times. you guys are awesome!:crazy2:


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