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There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time
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and that one time was right now
what should I do with it.
leave him be?
i kind of want to blast him with reverse shrink ray.
the only problem is I don't have one of those... yet


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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eat it


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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catch him and put him outside where he belongs. Or, roast and salt that bitch and eat him.


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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Don't you dare harm that innocent creature that eats up your grass unnoticeably!


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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or get him high


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Morgenstern]
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i don't really feel the urge to harm it
all he's doing is standing upside down doing nothing really
all the same, i feel compelled to react to this somehow
i'm used to spiders, crane flies, moths and things like that.
but a grasshopper, that's a real treat, salted or otherwise


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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either way                                                           
                                                                      either way


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: shadyy]
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he just moved slightly, but is still there
the phrase 'patience young grasshopper' has never made more sense


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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lol
i would def. catch him, get him high, and let him go


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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i could drop a dose on him
i don't even know what sort of capacity a grasshopper has for experiencing psychedelics
none?
i always felt like wildlife is onto something else, beyond trippin
fuck who knows, i just want to see this thing hunt HOORAH


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Great Scott]
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one time I saw a grasshopper...then I made a comment about how they seem smarter and more aware than other insects, and he jumped on my face!  they're still cool though


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: the bizzle]
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Catch it and toss it outside, otherwise its going to be pissing you off when you finally try and get some sleep tonight.


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: blewmeanie]
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Plant Trees

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Nymphaea]
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put that away!


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: Nymphaea]
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Nymphaea said:



That's awesome.:awebig:


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Re: There was this grasshopper on the ceiling one time [Re: blewmeanie]
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well it's not a cricket, and he definitely doesn't have a chorus backing him
shit, i live in the cit-tay, this thing is a long way from home


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