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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: evildee125]
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Well how the hell do you go about taming a jungle crotch?  I've never been instructed in this art.

Btw, the wounds are doing just fine.  Very small scabs that should be fully healed within 2 days.


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: Cakes]
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Cakes said:
Well how the hell do you go about taming a jungle crotch?  I've never been instructed in this art.




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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: CubieMcCuberton]
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And what if I just want it to look nice?  I have no desire to shave it all off.


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: Cakes]
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Dude, I have a beard trimmer like that and you can adjust the length, giving your pubes a nice lil buzz cut (same with your beard... i guess).  And then just shave the balls and base of the cock and your good to go :penis:


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: CubieMcCuberton]
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Interesting.  Shaving the balls seems like a terribly tedious task.  The skin is so loose and flabby I can just see it getting sucked up into the trimmer, or easily cut by a non-electric razor. :confused:


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: Cakes]
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Thats what I thought and I was terrified.  I use a normal razor, like face shaving type, and some soap, it works really well.  Just take a hot shower and when the balls are all relaxed (non-wrinkled, cold ballsack would be sketch) shave away, I have yet to cut myself and I have done it a bunch of times.

I also shave my dick occasionally.  There are always those weird ass random hairs like 3/4 of the way up the shaft on the underbelly.  Pesky little fuckers.  Am I the only one that gets that?


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: CubieMcCuberton]
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CubieMcCuberton said:
Thats what I thought and I was terrified.  I use a normal razor, like face shaving type, and some soap, it works really well.  Just take a hot shower and when the balls are all relaxed (non-wrinkled, cold ballsack would be sketch) shave away, I have yet to cut myself and I have done it a bunch of times.

I also shave my dick occasionally.  There are always those weird ass random hairs like 3/4 of the way up the shaft on the underbelly.  Pesky little fuckers.  Am I the only one that gets that?


Nah, I seem to get those every now and then.. they come and go randomly it would seem.

And yeah, Cakes, I'd definitely shave or at least trim.  I've never had a partner recommend me to do it; it's just instinctive to me because I find pubic hair unattractive, I guess.  It woulds to use any cutting device to just thin the hair out and shorten it, and then go through and shave with a regular razor.

I'd suggest going WITH the grain, especially your first many times shaving.  God, I don't want to talk about how much blood I have seen come from my fucking crotch by nicking myself, using a brand new sharp razor against the grain, and what not.  The horror... the horror... :facepalm:


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: Cakes]
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Cakes said:
There's sex to be had and I don't want to scare her away.

After much research I'm convinced there's no way that it is HPV.


you selfish cunt.
even if it isn't HPV, which I think it is, your other option, Molluscum contagiosum, doesn't have the species name for laffs.
you're willing to infect someone with a virus because you want sex?
are you?

ps. apologies for swearing, but..... fuck it!
my dad was convinced, after much "research", that he didn't have skin cancer. guess what?
he did.
get a doctor's opinion, except you can't because you cut them off, and now you're worrying about whether your pubes look nice or not.
[fffuuu.gif]


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Re: What are these things on my penis? (Warning: pics of my penis) [Re: Champion des Champignons]
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Chill out.  I spoke with my last sexual partner, who I am good friends with, and she confirmed that she is and was clean.  Also, you didn't get a chance to see my bumps up close, I did.  I saw hundreds of photos of HPV and none were like my bumps.  I saw hundreds of photos of molluscum, and most were like my bumps.


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