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[If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong]
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I don't even like the fact that there is an 'Ab Circle Pro' infomercial playing in the background. People have arrived, even though I didn't think they'd be here for a few more hours. I didn't sleep last night.

I didn't sleep last night.

It's so shiny it's shiny.
It's so shiny, it's too shiny.
It's so bling, it's bling.

Eugh, I don't even like that word.
Subject Title is an ultimate logical arguement.

But that's completely besides the point. Maybe I should make one. Where is the baby? No, that's not what I'm talking about.
The baby is in the car, asleep.

So, discuss stuff that makes sense to you, but noone else.
But only if you really want to.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: MrCyanide]
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Like, say- how when I wake up, I don't think I'm in the same universe I feel asleep in.

Or how mirrors are portals to the alternate realities we live out in our dreams/ on the dreamscape. Which is technically another real place that we have to live through, in the waking lives of our lucid entanglement.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: MrCyanide]
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I will never understand this.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: Morgenstern]
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Mataspore said:
I will never understand this.



Why do you say that?


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: MrCyanide]
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:tinfoil:


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: MrCyanide]
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MrCyanide said:
Mataspore said:
I will never understand this.



Why do you say that?



Actually, eating mushrooms would be the only exception.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: bbl337]
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bbl337 said:
:tinfoil:


And no, the Tinfoil can't save you.
Can't save you from your own MIND.

So just BEND IT already.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: bbl337]
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i saw a coyote crossing the road
a hawk snatch another bird right out of the air
a beetle tried to carry me off
and a fox gnawing on a mushroom
all in the same day!
incredible


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: Lorek]
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Friday nights with Jesus.

The XO concept.

Imaginary people.

The Elevator theory.

Pregnancy school.

Ram Piss.


I guess there are a lot of things like that that only make sense to me and two or three other people.


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Re: [If It Makes Sense, It Is Wrong] [Re: Lorek]
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Lorek said:
i saw a coyote crossing the road
a hawk snatch another bird right out of the air
a beetle tried to carry me off
and a fox gnawing on a mushroom
all in the same day!
incredible


Did the coyote look both ways before crossing?
If yes, it was not a coyote, it was an intellectually
sound- civilized- civil engineer- dressed as a coyote.
If no, then it was a regular coyote, or possibly the
kind that tries to kill roadrunners.
(whenever I type "coyote" I hear "ky-yoat" in my head.)

Was the Hawk a regular Hawk, or was it of the monstrously gigantic
variety?
If it was a regular Hawk, what type of bird did it snatch from the air?
If it was a gigantic Hawk, what type of Plane did it snatch from the air?

Are you sure it was a Beetle, and Not a BeetleBorg?

Although I am perfectly aware and quite enchanted by the foxes palette
for mushrooms, I hope you put some "Funny Farm" on for him so he could
chill out.

You must have had a very busy day. It also must have seemed like the
episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets fucked up on those Metabolic
Chillis.

Lucky you didn't encounter a Mayan pyramid, or have your fox start
talking.
("There's no such thing as a talking Dog!"  "Woof." "That's Better.")


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