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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
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LOL! :lol:


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: the bizzle]
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:awesham:


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
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I listened to the first 45 seconds, reusing time would be an awesome idea. It sounds kind of like this Asimov book, "The end of eternity".


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: stedenko]
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To whom it may concern:

He says you need to escape Earth before its destruction and go to venus in like a billion years.

Also note he said it takes a star to bend time or change it, whatever! NEXT.

He says he thinks we are all trapped in some time bubble around where our star is, technically our star would have to explode to cause "enough energy to bend time"

So really, after leaving Earth, you would have to escape the star explosion outside of this "time bubble"

His argument has some flaws.

I wish this would be true, I absolutely doubt it, but I would love to see something so massive smash into the Earth.

It would be oh so exciting.


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Morgenstern]
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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: the bizzle]
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oooooohhh..


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Morgenstern]
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Mataspore said:
oooooohhh..


you better believe it


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: the bizzle]
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The music almost had me convinced.

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Clearly you didn't watch the video, or you'd know you have an infinite amount of time.:lol:



:rofl2: well said sir.  that was some funny shit right there. That guy done gone lost it a bit.

Edited by Platinum (08/02/09 09:27 AM)

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Platinum]
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lol, these conspiracy theorists could be making TONS of cash just writing sci-fi stories. I find it useful for creativity and inspiration.

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: blewmeanie]
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i wonder what his followers look like.  i don't know why but when he was talking it made me think of the guy in this video.


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: norml840]
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you gotta love his Scandinavian death metal mullet.  and check out the hind end on his old lady.

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: norml840]
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norml840 said:
i wonder what his followers look like.  i don't know why but when he was talking it made me think of the guy in this video.




:dudewtf:

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: niteowl]
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those were my sentiments exactly

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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: blewmeanie]
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I thought that was pretty cool, actually.  I mean, I don't believe it, but it would make for a good sci-fi novel.


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Silversoul]
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Well...

I do think that Jupiter will condense into a solid planet.  Life sustaining?  I don't know.  Also, I believe that at one time earth was a giant gaseous planet.

We're all star-dust, folks.  The carbon atoms in your body were formed in a star.  As was all of the other physical matter in the solar system.  Or so they say in university geology classes.

At any rate, this guy, whom you all think is nuts, may be a little nuts.  But he's also got at least a couple of things right.

I personally think that once a planet is dieing, the water, no longer held on by a magnetic relationship, disperses the atmosphere and migrates to the nearest thing in the outerspace for it to condense on.

Who really knows.

But man, acid is a helluva drug.


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Tri High]
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Tri High said:
Well...

I do think that Jupiter will condense into a solid planet.  Life sustaining?  I don't know.  Also, I believe that at one time earth was a giant gaseous planet.

We're all star-dust, folks.  The carbon atoms in your body were formed in a star.  As was all of the other physical matter in the solar system.  Or so they say in university geology classes.

At any rate, this guy, whom you all think is nuts, may be a little nuts.  But he's also got at least a couple of things right.

I personally think that once a planet is dieing, the water, no longer held on by a magnetic relationship, disperses the atmosphere and migrates to the nearest thing in the outerspace for it to condense on.

Who really knows.

But man, acid is a helluva drug.


On what scientific evidence do you base these assertions?


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Silversoul]
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The currently accepted theory of fusion (which to our knowledge only happens in stars) states that hydrogen combines with hydrogen during fusion to create helium (1 proton + 1 proton = 2 protons aka helium).  Then fusion continues combining two heliums or a helium and hydrogen, or two hydrogens again, which creates other elements/atoms...So we're all star dust.  But where do the elements come from that go into a star?  Maybe they were pure energy that transforms into a proton and electron...That's more of a question I cannot answer.  God put it there - haha.

As far as the condensing of gaseous planets...I can't fathom that earth just appeared.  Like...asteroids coming together to form a solid planet or something...nah.  My personal experiences in and out of class (Engineering classes - provide a good background with geology b/c of mandatory classes) have led me to the conclusion that planets start as gas and eventually the elements/atoms that 'hang out' together in a big ball of gas make compounds, which grow and grow and grow, to form the solids, which keep snow-balling until they all condense into a massive solid.

As for the 'dieing planet' idea - that's a personal thing which I'm sure needs a lot of refining.  But my evidence is the planets closer to the sun w/o water and our planet with water...the two other ones are 'dead planets' while ours is still alive.  But won't forever be.


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: Tri High]
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Tri High said:
We're all star-dust, folks.  The carbon atoms in your body were formed in a star.  As was all of the other physical matter in the solar system.  Or so they say in university geology classes.


And the point of this is what?

Also. So the guy in the first video says that in 3 years we will have perfected time travel? Umm... really did anyone catch that? And on top of that, he says we will all travel back in time, does that mean we're going to get every single person on earth onto a giant machine and say "Okay! back in time now"


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Re: The funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard [Re: learningtofly]
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The point is that, if atoms and elements are only created in stars (or from radiation/half lifes), then we're billions of years old, and with time, atoms make molecules and grow.

Thus, a gas giant will become a (mostly) solid object (as our understanding of solids provides for).


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