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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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i love shitting in my pants and letting the running poop caress my legs and fill my shoes

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I love to poop. One of my favorite activities of the day, and a great time to reflect and engage in some introspection.

The best is when I'm a little bit constipated and I have to heave and huff to get my shit done.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anon 2 is better than all of you shitting humans

In Zeon, we don't shit... our digested food evaporates from our permeable stomach-like organ.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
In my mind, it is ridden with large amounts of disease ridden bacteria, so I have made it a habit to just hover over the water a couple of inches away from the seat.  This trip was no different. 





How the fuck can you enjoy a nice shit hovering there? That's silly...

Toilet seats are cleaner then your hands, FACT.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
In my mind, it is ridden with large amounts of disease ridden bacteria, so I have made it a habit to just hover over the water a couple of inches away from the seat.  This trip was no different. 





How the fuck can you enjoy a nice shit hovering there? That's silly...

Toilet seats are cleaner then your hands, FACT.



The tiresomeness creates a sense of urgency that allows for a challenge of getting the poop out as fast as possible.  This type of trip is similar that of smoking DMT... you build a large amount of anticipation shortly before you experience a sudden intense rush for a very short duration of time.  This is followed by a relief and integration period that can leave you feeling a bit jostled depending on set, setting, and how smoothly the poop came out.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Wowitch17 said:
i love shitting in my pants and letting the running poop caress my legs and fill my shoes



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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I'm more of a peeing fan.

Peeing in the morning feels oh so good.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Ever take a big shit then see nothing on the TP after you wipe?  I guess it's good to take a "clean" shit like that, but it can be a bit disappointing.

First thing I do when I get out of bed is take a shit.  Then again right after breakfast, and again after lunch.  Sometimes one more after dinner too.  Seems rather frequent to me.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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I love a big healthy crap. Having a shit and reading a book or newspaper for an Hr or so is quality time well spent on a weekend.

I also love taking a crap in work (as long as the room is otherwise empty) as I love the idea of being paid wile crapping.

And on the whole hovering this....We had a big discussion about this with several guys and girls and the conclusion was, especially for girls, They the fuckers who hover and spray piss and shit everywhere because they have this fucked up belief that toilet seats are dirty because THEY are in fact the dirty fucks that Piss and shit all over toilet seats. Its a belief that stems from their own complete lack of basic toilet training by equally filthy parents.

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Re: Who else loves pooping? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Man, I allowed myself to hold in my shit for almost 45 minutes today because my girlfriend wanted to play Scrabble.  When I got home, I fired it out like a rocket in just a few seconds!  It was a pretty healthy shit for how long it was left in the oven.


Anonymous #22 said:
I love a big healthy crap. Having a shit and reading a book or newspaper for an Hr or so is quality time well spent on a weekend.

I also love taking a crap in work (as long as the room is otherwise empty) as I love the idea of being paid wile crapping.

And on the whole hovering this....We had a big discussion about this with several guys and girls and the conclusion was, especially for girls, They the fuckers who hover and spray piss and shit everywhere because they have this fucked up belief that toilet seats are dirty because THEY are in fact the dirty fucks that Piss and shit all over toilet seats. Its a belief that stems from their own complete lack of basic toilet training by equally filthy parents.



I use the squatting tek also out of the challenge.  I, however, must mention that I NEVER shit or piss on the toilet seat.  The reasons you mentioned are, in fact, the reasons I don't like to sit on toilet seats- private or public.

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