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how do I straighten my curved stiffy?
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:shocked:

i mean permanently

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well,  the law of life is 'you got what you were dealt'.  So, basically, your cork screw wiener is all you got.

Must suck to be you.  They don't even cast spots in pornos for guys with crooked dicks.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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well theyve got some kind of $200+ apparatus but I don't have that kind of money

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Cinder Blocks.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Explosives.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
They don't even cast spots in pornos for guys with crooked dicks.


you must not watch enough porn

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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any*

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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A slight curvature is normal. 

How curved is it? :/

Pic?

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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His belly button fills up when he pisses.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Some girls like it curved

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
:shocked:

i mean permanently



If it's slightly curved up, don't worry about it, it's easier to hit the G-spot that way. Otherwise you're stuck buying one of those penis stretchers that they use for enlargement and correcting Peyronie's disease. .

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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scar tissue is what generally bends penors... so if its bending left, take some razor blades to the right side, when it scars over it will pull it the other way... but then your dick will look like joan rivers probably.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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a hammer

use a piece of copper wire and bonsai it into desired shape

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Who cares, as long as it's functional.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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so you would fuck someone with a lazy eye?

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Does it bend to one side?  If it bends to the right, let me guess, you jerk off with your right hand (and vice versa).  Am I right?

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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to be honest I cant figure it out, I use both hands alternatively, and I tried using which ever one would make it go the opposite way but I cant seem to figure it out or its not working.


"the angle of my dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of my meat"

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
so you would fuck someone with a lazy eye?


Why yes, I would.

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Re: how do I straighten my curved stiffy? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Curvature adds charm

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