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<()> crazy cat conclusion <> drunken injurys <> synthetic speed <()>
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yesterday after posting for a little bit I went on muh myspace to chat up some chicks that live around here, including my neighbor ( Which is no longer with her b/f cuz of him cheating ( I didn't tell ) on her ).

Ive been going over there l8ly when the mark dude wasnt home to play civilization revolution on his 360 n flat screen. So first thing this chick says is 'hey honey'
:dudewtf:... but then she says im doing laundry downstairs, wanna join me, :borfase:. So then naturally an epic battle between dryer time and man ensued, followed by guilt free civilization revolution on a high-def flattie ( kinda lika fattie  :gethigh: ).
I  get addicted to that shit playing online, get my ass kicked every time though. If you haven't played it then fuckin buy it. Soo I forced myself to put the game down at like 7. I hitched a ride over to the sexy doctor's personal assistant's house ( actuley (<---How the fuck do you spell that, is it a word?) the girl mark dude cheated on his gal with ).
I get my weed from around the same area so im waiting for a 20 sack of some midz. Everyone just fucked off in the front yard at the other house like a bunch of kids so I sat and chilled with my dealer for a little while on his porch.
After a little bit everyone migrated over there though and started fucking around. My friend steve pushed me off the porch and then I bear hugged this dude chris and tried to take him down. Im little but im pretty fucking strong but this dude weighed like 300 pounds, :fatman:. So Im trying to pick this big mother fucker up and he pushes himself backwards...  My knee went one way and my leg went the other way. I heard this crazy loud crack, a sound only bone can fuckin make. So I tell dude to stop and he gets up and I walk away. I dont fucking know how man I must have super bones brah cuz it should have broke. At first I thought it was my whole shin bone :wetself:.
So I walk that shit off for a bit and then ask if there was any beer for the drinking, they said no but there was some Canadian Whiskey.
I go into the house with the guy who's liquor it is and he pours 2 shots. We pick them up and he tips my glass. He didnt say anything so I said " to uhhhhh" and this mother fucker spits his whiskey everywhere  somehow hitting everything but me (thankgod). After laughing at him not with him I walk back to the other house and the weeds there so I smoke a few blunts and fuck with dudes guitar. While I was there they got a fire started so I went back. When I go tto the firs this old dude there smoked a joint so I rolled one 2. While getting stoned they start talking about medication and he says hees got some shit thats the best on the market for ADD. It started with an L but I cant remember. He said it was synthetic speed.  He offered me one so I snorted the whole thing. soon after everyone ended up going to bed, lol. It was cool though the speed was like a roll but better. I lyed in the bed (next to the sexy doc but she really had to sleep for work :borfase) and thought about the universe and quantum physics. I had some awesome breakthroughs that ill post later.
anyways the guy that I got a ride with had to work in detroit at 7 so we had to get up at 5. I was up off that pill all night till like 3 then at 5 when I got up I was still UP! Still am! as you can tell  :rail: . Its a slow roll but its intence at the same time. Im still grinding my teeth :grindteeth:.  I cant believe I still feel this shit, Its way better then addyz.
Ok im gonna think of simething to do. Download torrent photoshop. :gayvirgin:


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

Edited by Cubie (06/19/09 05:13 AM)

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Lisdexamphetamine maybe? Vyvanse?

It's the neutered form of Dexedrine.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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IM JUST NOW COMING DOWN, cRAZY STUFF.aLMOST DONT LIKE THAT THE COMEDOWN WAS TODAY i WANTED TO SLEEP IT OFF. bLEH ND i SMOKED ALL MY WEED. tHANKFULLY MY GRANNY IS HERE AND SHES GONNA GIVE ME A VICODEN. i THINK MY ANCLE IS BROKE. Fuckin caps.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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