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Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper?
    #1005077 - 10/30/02 02:44 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper.
Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well.

In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips.

Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body."

But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20.

Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press).

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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1005699 - 10/30/02 11:54 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

I've read from jamesarthur.yage.net that Jesus Christ was the mushroom. Read the link for more...


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1005967 - 10/30/02 01:00 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

A friend of mine sent me that article earlier today.  It's a joke I think. :confused:


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1006976 - 10/30/02 05:26 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

THAT! is something. I think that Jesus got high all the time with his dog.


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1006980 - 10/30/02 05:27 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

Read the comments under that heading on fark.. if you can wade through the ignorance theres some pretty interesting stuff.


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1006999 - 10/30/02 05:33 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

WOW!!!! KOOL!!!!!! :grin: Jesus is awesome!!!! 


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: Brukan]
    #1007629 - 10/30/02 09:20 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

i just ordered that book just days ago... i understood theories out there suggested christ survived the crucifiction by appearing dead by using compounds that slowed down his metabolism to a point of a death like state... of course the centurian sticking a sword in his side places a different spin on it... although said to be inspired by god, men still put that book together...

i understand this much regarding jesus of the bible... 17 years of his life was spent in area's throughout asia where he could have easilly gained insights into these enthobotanicals... he certainly developed a keen ability to fuck with the preists in the temple to the point they wanted his ass dead... i hope this book gets here soon ... u got me going now!!!

very cool thread...  :wink:

jesus was a buddhist... peace!



 


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1007996 - 10/30/02 11:17 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

wouldn't that make a whole lot of people mad


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: bluesky]
    #1009567 - 10/31/02 09:45 AM (15 years, 21 days ago)

jesus is awesome!  :wink: 


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: Mead]
    #1038811 - 11/09/02 02:30 PM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Son of God or son of man, if he tried giving me piss to drink at my wedding...I'd have to hit him.


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1039749 - 11/10/02 12:23 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

And when the layer of dew lifted, there, on the surface of the wilderness, was a small round substance, as fine as frost on the ground. EXODUS 16.14,
And Moses said to them, "This is the bread which the LORD has given you to eat."
EXODUS 16:15,

They called "it" mana, and said that it needed to be saved for the generations!

Yah, it must have been very important!


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1039843 - 11/10/02 12:53 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Read the Bible. It is cool.
EXODUS 16:14, and 16:15, Bread from Heaven,







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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1048200 - 11/13/02 01:51 AM (15 years, 9 days ago)

damn straight he did!!


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1208711 - 01/11/03 08:25 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

wow, ythan, what a blast from the past.
nice to see you're still around, free and well.
bet most the folks here have no real idea who ythan is anymore, but we all owe the man a real debt of gratitude for both the shroomery and alt.drugs.mushrooms on usenet, as ythan founded both way back when.


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: TekNoid2000]
    #1211769 - 01/12/03 12:52 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

teknoid ive seen that before too but my contradiction was that they knew wat mushrooms where so they wouldnt have mistaken them for mana or watever. they would have just said mushrooms. in the bible i mean. especially the part where they described mana in the bible

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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: ]
    #1232303 - 01/19/03 10:18 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

So that's why Jesus said he was the son of god.  And the only reason people believed him was b/c they were trippin too. Now I get it all........................... :wink: 


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: bluesky]
    #1232623 - 01/20/03 02:35 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Listen to King Missile - Jesus was Way Cool

JESUS WAS WAY COOL!!!  :grin: 


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Re: Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? [Re: Jaxx]
    #1234691 - 01/20/03 06:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Moses did when he went onto the mountain in Eithiopia to recieve the ten comandments he expienced the burning bush & returned with the ten comandments to the base of the mountain where he saw his people worshiping, on the produce of the golden cattle , the ark of the covenent is on a island on lake Tala in an ancient monestry. At the headwaters of the nile,The Rastaman cattle are sacrid man. :cool: 


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