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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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I remember one of my friends mom had one.  One day there were a few people hanging out so this one kid gets it and sneaks up behind one of my other friends who had his backed turned and started rubbing it on the side of his face while he was playing the guitar (I think) but he did rub it on the other guys face.  Unfortunately I wasn't there but I heard about it.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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That was you!!! You got milf dildo in yo' face.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: TomInWonderland]
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luckily no, she was no MILF just a mom.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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UnholyChild666 said:
luckily no, she was no MILF just a mom.



Ever go over to a friends house only to finnd his seductive MILF mom home? Ask you if you wanna come in for some MILF and cookies?

:doggystyle::pimpslap:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Damn. that would be hot.  :penis:

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: hpi]
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hpi said:
UnholyChild666 said:
luckily no, she was no MILF just a mom.



Ever go over to a friends house only to finnd his seductive MILF mom home? Ask you if you wanna come in for some MILF and cookies?

:doggystyle::pimpslap:



I never had friends with hot moms just nasty moms that were sluts some would fuck their sons friends and one actually got pregnant by one too. :lol: Yep he was happy about knocking up his friends mom.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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jerry jerry jerry:lol:

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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I fucked a random neighbors mom. She was a nasty slut, but I was trashed. Luckily I still have my penis.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: filthee]
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filthee said:
jerry jerry jerry:lol:



pretty much and her son is in prison for shooting a girl over $10 :rofl:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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tell me the son in jail isnt the offspring of the buddy,please!



damn she has really fucked up some lives by the sounds of her

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: filthee]
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My friend's mom had a a dildo with a buttplug attached to it, along with a bunch of nude pics of herself and her husband.  I can't imagine how much that fucked up my friend's mind.... ugh.

thank god it wasnt my mom


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: filthee]
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filthee said:
tell me the son in jail isnt the offspring of the buddy,please!



damn she has really fucked up some lives by the sounds of her



no her first son is in prison, I really don't think she cares that she  got pregnant she has been with this guy for years. She was probably happy about it I know he was.  Her first son however hated that her mom would fuck his friends.  Also her daughter is a slut too when she was 12 she let several guys run a train on her in a bathroom at on of my friends houses.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Well I never found a dildo just birth control pills when I was looking for stamps one day. But just recently my parents unpacked a bunch of books and they totally had the Joy of Sex stashed away.:nonono:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: unretarded]
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unretarded said:
I was raised during a different time ,called beat that ass black and blue for snooping in the parents room. That was  a BIG nono.
Leave your parents shit alone,snoopy.



hahaha


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: thirdtragedy]
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thirdtragedy said:
unretarded said:
I was raised during a different time ,called beat that ass black and blue for snooping in the parents room. That was  a BIG nono.
Leave your parents shit alone,snoopy.



hahaha



Things have changed since 1955. :rofl:

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: TomInWonderland]
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WTF

You have been registered since 2000 and only have 380 posts

WTF

Why haven't you gotten addicted yet :confused:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: niteowl]
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There was a period of three years when i was in captivity. But I have returned. I sneak in and out though. I will always love the shroomery!!!!:whoo:

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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no

but i found dildoz in my dad's room


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: magikgrl]
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Yeah pretty much. My friend said he bet my mom had one so I said prove it. I just watched while he did the searching and after about five minutes he found it haha. It gave us a good laugh atleast.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: destructo_low]
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:lol:
thats fucking funny:bonghit:

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