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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Cepheus]
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Never found one in my mom's room. (Honestly doubt she ever had one)

My friend and I did find this penis shaped thing that you're able to put a straw in and drink threw. Except this thing had a tattered condom on it which made no sense to me at the time but eventually dawned on me a little later in life.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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LayYouIn said:
me and one of my brothers once started looking around in our moms room and found her stash.  :lol:

she had dildo's, books, lube.  lmao.

what about you guys?


i was like 7 years old.  me and my friend found it snooping around
and we thought it was a condom!  haha!


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: DeadPhan]
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not in her room, but in the car of all places

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
danial - just a river in egypt


No, it's also a misspelling of my brother's name.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: ekoostikshroomie]
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lmao this reminds me of when i was young. I found a dildo in a drawer in my moms room. She had lube aswell.:lol:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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Yup, I found about 3 or 4 of them, a vibrating bullet, cock ring, an open box of condoms, some lube, some playboys and hustlers, and 6 or so VHS porn tapes.

Apparently my parents like to get down... I'd rather not think about it.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Gumby]
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No but Ive seen lots of my friends moms toys :lol:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Cepheus]
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I found a vibrator in my moms drawer once. And some lube.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: allhallows]
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all i ever found was tampons and i could never understand why the string was so short compared to a cotton thread reel

my mate showed me his elder sisters dildo once and i thought it was wierd how he couldnt wait to show me:lol:

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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I found my mom's just last year. My friend and I were here stoned and we decided to go looking. We found it after about the third or fourth dresser drawer haha.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: destructo_low]
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So wait....

You actually went looking for your Mom's dildo just like a year ago?? :wtf:


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Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: magikgrl]
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:rofl:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: tpihkal]
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tpihkal said:
:rofl:



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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: hpi]
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I just call em like I see em :shrug:

:rofl:

In that case, there's a therapist out there for you :laugh:


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: magikgrl]
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magikgrl said:
So wait....

You actually went looking for your Mom's dildo just like a year ago?? :wtf:


:lol:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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I have never found dildo's. But I did find a tube of KY Jelly in my dads nightstand when I was younger.
Oh and yes, I did get globs of it in a cup to use for myself to masturbate. I was young. But...

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: TomInWonderland]
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i have some KY right now...but it's really old...i should just throw it out...i think it sucks for jerkin it.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Set]
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I just threw up a little.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: MadamMogwai]
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MadamMogwai said:
I just threw up a little.


Pussy.

KY sucks for wankin but it's good for when it's gonna go up the girls but:yesnod:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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Again when I was younger.

But I still buy KY. It's water soluble. so just hop in the shower and wash that shit off.

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