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When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room?
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me and one of my brothers once started looking around in our moms room and found her stash.  :lol:

she had dildo's, books, lube.  lmao.

what about you guys?


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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First time i saw weed was when i was snooping around my moms room.. never a dildo, thats pretty funny.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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yes i did.  and i'd like to forget about it.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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Yea, I found dildos and fuck flicks in my parents room as a child.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Deity208]
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oh yeah, we found a pipe with resign it as well.  i cant remember if we found weed or not but there was a pipe and some other smoking utensils.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: norml840]
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Yea seriously, I'm trying to forget.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Set]
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I never found anything. At all. Ever. Seriously. My parents are pretty dull people.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Deity208]
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I was raised during a different time ,called beat that ass black and blue for snooping in the parents room. That was  a BIG nono.
Leave your parents shit alone,snoopy.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Wapakz]
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i bet they were swingers.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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I found a pipe that was also a dildo.  Or it was a dildo that was also a pipe, i dunno. 

No but really, me and my friend found a crazy, like gyrating monster of a dildo in his hardcore christian mom's dresser.  Thing was scary.  And she hated ME cause we looked at porn on their computer (we were like 13) and she always assumed it was my doing, and not her "baby's".  And SHE had the scary sex toys!  LOL, good times.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: imnotthere]
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Thanks for bringing up bad memories


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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Ha, I went sneakin' in my friends' mom's room once because I knew she had a bong and I wanted to find it.
I found the bong.
Along with a mirror and razor, a couple dildos, and a bunch of sexy ass outfits.

I didn't tell them about anything but the drup paraphenalia.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: imnotthere]
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imnotthere said:
No but really, me and my friend found a crazy, like gyrating monster of a dildo in his hardcore christian mom's dresser.


isn't it funny how that works out...


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
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No. But my ex was cleaning her moms place up and came across a dildo in the bathroom hidden under some towels. Her mom is in her 70's. I almost died laughing when I heard about it.


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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luckily i cant say i have and intend on keeping in that way

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: LayYouIn]
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ahahah this thread made me remember this story:

When I was younger (~12) I was round my friends house who lived in the ghetto and we were cotching on the sofa watching cartoons when his younger brother (~8) runs into the living room with this big black pvc dildo in his hand above his head shouting "I've found mums dildo".

At the time it didn't mean much to me, but in retrospect it was hilarious

:rofl:


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Cepheus]
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My mom had a back massager ...lol


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: unretarded]
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unretarded said:
I was raised during a different time ,called beat that ass black and blue for snooping in the parents room. That was  a BIG nono.
Leave your parents shit alone,snoopy.


that's because they didnt want you finding their dildoes


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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: Cepheus]
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there was this really strange kid at my high school that always did stupid shit for attention. he lived a couple blocks over from me though, so he ended up playing backyard football with us a lot. well this one time we went into his house for drinks, and he went upstairs for a minute. when he came back down, he was like "HEY GUYS CHECK WHAT I GOT!" and started to chase one of my black friends around with this big white dildo. later he told us that it was his GF's, who "went to another school." Of course that was a lie for attention...but to this day i'm still not sure where he got it from. we were only like 9 tho so i think it was his moms.

just for perspective...later in life that kid stole his mom's whole prescription of oxycontin when she broke her back falling down the stairs lol.

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Re: When you guys were younger, did you ever find dildo's in your moms room? [Re: JT]
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:rofl2:

Dildos are comical :laugh:.


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